A disgusting vat of filth that no self-respecting intelligent person would wade into.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gattigap
And with that, the large, gilded doors to Spankyland slammed shut with a deep and resounding CLANG, and in the silence that followed, the Dems, RINOs and True Believers outside were left to wave away the billowing smoke and throw goat entrails upon the ground in a desperate attempt to divine the genius that was too briefly exposed to them.

if you were designing a new country what would you call the two political parties?