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12-05-2006, 07:53 PM
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#3226
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh great. Just go ahead and dangle an award in front of my face.
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That's not an award.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-05-2006, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I miss Atticus too.
We should have a holiday themed song parody contest.
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Oh the politics board is frightful
But the fashion board is so delightful
The spinsters have no place to go
Let them blow, let them blow, let them blow
TM and patantpara show no signs of stopping
We all suspect, a feel, they're copping
Flower needs unsolicited fellatio
Let them blow, let them blow, let them blow
When Fringey finally says goodnight
'Cause drunk Hank has gotten too lame
She'll be hitting the noir, that's right
So at least we'll know somebody came
The old boards are slowly dying
But Sebby D is still out frying
My pants are dropped way down low
Let them blow, let them blow, let them blow
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Dead cat bounce.
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I am so overwhelmingly relieved that I do not care what you think that I am on the verge of openly weeping sensitive yet manly tears of joy.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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#3229
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That's not an award.
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12-05-2006, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Exploding condoms
A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.
The documents said Kimberly Lynn Dasilva, 49, of Hull, mailed the condoms to a television station, strip clubs where she had worked and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men.
So always remember to tip your waitress.
Exploding condoms
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12-05-2006, 08:09 PM
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#3231
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Dream Police
The office next door just cranked it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-05-2006, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Exploding condoms
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.
The documents said Kimberly Lynn Dasilva, 49, of Hull, mailed the condoms to a television station, strip clubs where she had worked and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men.
So always remember to tip your waitress.
Exploding condoms
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shocking that a strip club employee would have pent up rage from being mistreated by men. |
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12-05-2006, 08:13 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Exploding condoms
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
shocking that a strip club employee would have pent up rage from being mistreated by men.
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Must've been all the direct eye contact.
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12-05-2006, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Zamboni
BOISE, Idaho — Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis.
An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1 ½ miles in all.
That must have been the slowest burger run of all time.
The munchies are a bitch.
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12-05-2006, 08:20 PM
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Exploding condoms
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
shocking that a strip club employee would have pent up rage from being mistreated by men.
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Makes you wonder what the television station did to her.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-05-2006, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Dream Police
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The office next door just cranked it.
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Their new tune, "Perfect Stranger" is fucking super catchy.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-05-2006, 08:29 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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There is still no sex in the champagne room
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notcasesensitive
shocking that a strip club employee would have pent up rage from being mistreated by men.
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Getting paid $20 every three minutes by men that can't touch you - yeah, that's harrassment all right |
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12-05-2006, 08:36 PM
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#3238
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Best I could do.
TM
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Excellent. I'd never have thought punching "Venus De Milo" and "Christmas Alf" into Lycos would have struck gold like that. You sir, have channeled the spirit of Christmas.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-05-2006, 08:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Exploding condoms
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
shocking that a strip club employee would have pent up rage from being mistreated by men.
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Terrible mistreatment... all that money being shoved into you hands. A girl could get carpal tunnel like that.
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12-05-2006, 08:42 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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There is still no sex in the champagne room
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Getting paid $20 every three minutes by men that can't touch you - yeah, that's harrassment all right
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She was allegedly a waitress there, not a stripper. Do waitresses make as much as strippers?
I think she was probably a waitress, since I don't think there are too many 49 yo strippers out there. Or are there? |
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