Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You're wearing her thong, too, aren't you?

Speaking of thongs (unintentional thongs), I love USC cheerleaders:

http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/

Scroll down for a pic and slo-mo video of a wonderful hiney.

I can't stop watching it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It could have been worse. Like, for example, if he had to travel for miles that are not end-to-end. How would have have gotten from one non-contiguous mile to the next?

Silly Flower. Still stuck in Newtonian mechanics, are we?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So I thought about being less judgmental this year, but where's the fun in that? And since Weed has decided he wants to be most helpful, I am left with more snarky. Renee Zellweger needs a man. Or some other reason to wear makeup. Because this look is not good.

Where is that? It looks vaguely like the Virgin by the West Hollywood Burke Williams.

I'm bored.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Silly Flower. Still stuck in Newtonian mechanics, are we?

No way, dude!

Um, well, maybe. Newtonian mechanics is what I grew up with and it's the only thing I know. But don't forget that I was on the Pisco Sour thing way ahead of the curve, and nobody can take that away from me ever.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm bored.

Tell us some more about the Container Store. Misery loves company.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

And how, pray tell, am I going to do that without opening the front door and letting all the water out?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Lucky for you, you can outrun Lance. By a few seconds.

Lance dropped out of Leadville, btw. Probably making for a better Leadville experience for everyone.

I'm thinking about running this this summer. Anyone want to come with me?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Tell us some more about the Container Store. Misery loves company.

I didn't go to it at lunch today, even though I went to the Borders RIGHT BY IT. The mall was really super-crowded. That was not why I didn't go to the Container Store -- it's just a comment. On the State of the Mall. I got a book and some lunch.

This is not relieving my boredom -- I could have this conversation with myself.

Try again, Flower.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And how, pray tell, am I going to do that without opening the front door and letting all the water out?

Why don't you want the water out?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No way, dude!

Um, well, maybe. Newtonian mechanics is what I grew up with and it's the only thing I know. But don't forget that I was on the Pisco Sour thing way ahead of the curve, and nobody can take that away from me ever.

Way.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't go to it at lunch today, even though I went to the Borders RIGHT BY IT. The mall was really super-crowded. That was not why I didn't go to the Container Store -- it's just a comment. On the State of the Mall. I got a book and some lunch.

This is not relieving my boredom -- I could have this conversation with myself.

Try again, Flower.

Read what I wrote again. The point was not to relieve your boredom. The point was was to give you some small and pathetic enjoyment in your knowledge that you were making others as bored, if not more bored, than you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Silly Flower. Still stuck in Newtonian mechanics, are we?

I believe flower's point was that anyone who is travelling to some hell hole to repair a washing machine probably lacks the ability to transport themselves through space, using string theory or other such exotica.

People with space/time/continumum transport ability would be appearing, like underneath the bar table that Brittany and Lindsey are at, places like that. Not PPNYC's house.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why don't you want the water out?

Because then she won't have any need for the pump and bucket she bought. Did you do a lot of drugs on New Year's Eve or something? It sems like the cylinder are not firing correctly.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why don't you want the water out?

I do want the water out. I got the water out. Burger seems to think that there was a way of getting the water out that didn't involve flooding my kitchen floor. Given that the pump on the machine was broken, and there wasn't a way of getting the machine high enough to put a bucket under the front door, I'm not clear on what my alternatives were.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where is that? It looks vaguely like the Virgin by the West Hollywood Burke Williams.

I'm bored.

It is a Barnes and Noble in LA. Is there more than one?