Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have to say, I don't like sloped thin shoulders.

I forgot back hair. What's your view on that?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh please. One woman's "repulsive" is another's treasure. I've dated men of all sizes and I don't really care what they look like

Well clearly, I am more shallow and less complex than you. That I don't like the fat boys is also pretty ironic since I am very far from being "steaming hot".

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Challenge: Man boobs, sloped thin shoulders, backne, a bad goatee and a huge spare tire that doesn't fit with the rest of the package. You hitting that, sister?

Sebby. You're pimpin for wonk now?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fat girls are different than fat guys. Fat girls will go out of their way to do things to make up for being fat.

I got real fat a bunch of years ago. You do a lot of dog-styling. Then that day rolls around where you happen to be fucking near a full length honest (not slimming) mirror. You see the beer gut giggling over her back. Jogging's suddenly an addiction, and your friends start calling you a fruit for ordering grilled chicken salads with balsamic vinger and oil for every meal.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sebby. You're pimpin for wonk now?

It ain't easy...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great point. Human wangs are huge compared to other mammals' wangs (relatively to body size). Anthropologists still haven't figured why we have such large penii.

Except for the Tapir. Don't forget the Tapir.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Well clearly, I am more shallow and less complex than you. That I don't like the fat boys is also pretty ironic since I am very far from being "steaming hot".

Sounds to me like you're a lot more complex. She's a cock fanatic. Clear penis envy. You're an unjustified narcissist. You wanted to sleep with your dad.

What's your favorite color? I'm curious as to whether you wanted to kill your mom.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I forgot back hair. What's your view on that?

I have dated (and married) men with back hair. Not sweaters, of course.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Well clearly, I am more shallow and less complex than you. That I don't like the fat boys is also pretty ironic since I am very far from being "steaming hot".

The well-documented fact that I am steaming hot is irrelevant. Maybe I just have incredibly low self-esteem and will fuck anything that gives me a second look?

[NotFromHere]

So Tom Brady is reportedly dating Gisele. With legs from hell. Damn, I'd give anything to have legs like hers.

et swap big-ass picture for smaller one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe I just have incredibly low self-esteem and will fuck anything that gives me a second look?

I bet it takes you a while to walk across town.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's no sandwich worth eating that wouldn't be better with a pickle in it.

Oh. My. God.

That is so profound that I had to spell out "Oh. My. God." instead of just using the acronym.

Seriously, I don't know why this never occurred to me before. You are absolutely, 100% correct on this one.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh. My. God.

That is so profound that I had to spell out "Oh. My. God." instead of just using the acronym.

Seriously, I don't know why this never occurred to me before. You are absolutely, 100% correct on this one.

peanut butter and fluff?

aV

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have dated (and married) men with back hair. Not sweaters, of course.

I lost my virginity to a man with back hair. not so much a sweater, as a vest.

In thinking back (ha!), however, I realize that every man I have ever dated (read: slept with) had strong shoulder and arms, the one constant among other variations in physical "type," and every man with whom I have had a long relationship has had really excellent shoulders and arms.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If we're giving away stars, how about a few for My box in a box?

That woman has a perfect ratio. You can see it best when she's got the orange tank on.

TM