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01-17-2007, 03:16 PM
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#2866
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by nononono
I know, I know. I've just never faced it in quite this personal a way before, and I'm at a loss. Besides, emphasis this time is on how to fix it without being a jerk*, rather than on what tools people are who misuse the term.
* This is the dawning of the Age of Not Bob.
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But you can't fix it without being a jerk.
Now THAT'S ironic!
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01-17-2007, 03:17 PM
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#2867
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's not enough.
The hormonal surges of a pregnant woman, however, well, uh ... yes, plenty there.
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The pregnant sex? Nasty. And not in the good way. Bullshit on those who said it's amazing. Maybe for her. Not for me. The flat stomach's a huge fucking turn on.
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01-17-2007, 03:17 PM
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#2868
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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For the Record
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greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion.
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Yes, we know, because the conversation always has to be about "you" |
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01-17-2007, 03:17 PM
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#2869
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are we really discussing the misuse of irony? I feel like the Mojito has not even been invented yet.
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I was at a bar this weekend and my date..uh..the girl I was trying to pick up at the bar who just happened to be sitting next to me ordered a mojito, but the bartender had no mint or whatever condemint goes in that drink. I suggested she have a pisco sour. She had never heard of such a drink.
Ironic or just coincidental?
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I wish more people was alive like me
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01-17-2007, 03:18 PM
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#2870
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I know, I know. I've just never faced it in quite this personal a way before, and I'm at a loss. Besides, emphasis this time is on how to fix it without being a jerk*, rather than on what tools people are who misuse the term.
* This is the dawning of the Age of Not Bob.
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You've lost me with this whole "moving beyond discussing what tools these people are" thing.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-17-2007, 03:19 PM
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#2871
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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For the Record
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.
I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.
That is all.
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How come you know so much about what is discussed in frat houses?
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01-17-2007, 03:19 PM
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#2872
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's not enough.
The hormonal surges of a pregnant woman, however, well, uh ... yes, plenty there.
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the pregnant sexxx??!!? Now that's amazing!!!!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-17-2007, 03:22 PM
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#2873
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have not fully caught up. Have we talked yet about the benefits of fucking a fat chick up the ass? I don't want to be redundant.
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That's cruel to the posters lacking the requisite length.
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01-17-2007, 03:22 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The pregnant sex? Nasty. And not in the good way. Bullshit on those who said it's amazing. Maybe for her. Not for me. The flat stomach's a huge fucking turn on.
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I agree. The pregnant sex was awful. But maybe that was just because I was still married.
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01-17-2007, 03:24 PM
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#2875
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
the pregnant sexxx??!!? Now that's amazing!!!!
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I think pregnant sex is amazing. There are studies that there is more blood flow to women's naughty bits during pregnancy and just more hormones and as a consequence more everything, longer orgasms, more lubrication, more arousal your tits are more sensitive.
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01-17-2007, 03:26 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But you can't fix it without being a jerk.
Now THAT'S ironic!
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Even if they ask for it (correction on these matters in general)? And assuming you are correct, then I need new advice: how do I stand it? Maybe minimizing the relating of anything that could be misconstrued as ironic is the key. Avoid and bury.
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01-17-2007, 03:26 PM
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#2877
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think pregnant sex is amazing. There are studies that there is more blood flow to women's naughty bits during pregnancy and just more hormones and as a consequence more everything, longer orgasms, more lubrication, more arousal your tits are more sensitive.
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Poetic. You've captured the moment.
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01-17-2007, 03:27 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have not fully caught up. Have we talked yet about the benefits of fucking a fat chick up the ass? I don't want to be redundant.
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Ass, pussy, gunt, tits, armpit, what's the difference? It's all soft, warm and sweaty anyway. |
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01-17-2007, 03:27 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I agree. The pregnant sex was awful. But maybe that was just because I was still married.
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I'd have traded bad pregnant sex for the no pregnant sex. :-(
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01-17-2007, 03:28 PM
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#2880
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I asked it as a question, as I have no idea whether it is true.
The only fat broad I've ever banged was yo momma, and we all well know she can't afford a sweatshirt.
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I'm sick of the ya momma stuff (have been since, like 2001), so I'll just come back atcha with Jessica Biel.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/ju...ghts_with.html
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