Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Read about this in the local SF paper this morning. The paper talked about what assholes the DJs are (correct), and how sad and sorrowful we should all be for the dead contestant (not correct).

I'm sorry, but really -- when you start feeling sick, stop doing what you're doing.

So smartguy, you've never drunk alcohol?

"Oh, I feel awfully dizzy, and my heart's going really fast. Maybe just one more... a small one."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by nononono
They actually had this story on Larry King last night, with commentary by Dr. Laura (???). The whole thing reminded me of why I have never watched an entire segment on Larry King. Boring and insipid. Even the winner of the contest, whom they interviewed, was dull as dirt. When asked if she had rethought the wisdom of the contest, she basically said no, too bad that loser girl died, but it was fun.

I don't watch Larry King because he reminds me of my mortality, in uncomfortably vidid detail.

That and the praying mantis who was Spaceghost's sidekick in Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

He's also reminiscent of Mr. Burns wearing Jackie O shades.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's hard to imagine anyone dumber than the contestants on a reality TV show.

It's possible, I suppose -- but hard to imagine.

They should all be forced to drink themselves to death -- and I ain't talkin' about with water. Fucking stupid ass reality tv contestants.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I need a nice bedpan. I am too lazy to get out of bed to poop.

Any recommendations?

Is there anything worse than being in court or in a meeting that's going to go on for a long time and realizing you've really, really got to free last nite's football sized black bean and chicken burrito?

I've cut hearings short and screwed my own clients to get out of court under those urgent circumstances.

"Sure, sure... I'll produce all the documents you want. Fax me the Order. We done?"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is there anything worse than being in court or in a meeting that's going to go on for a long time and realizing you've really, really got to free last nite's football sized black bean and chicken burrito?

I've cut hearings short and screwed my own clients to get out of court under those urgent circumstances.

"Sure, sure... I'll produce all the documents you want. Fax me the Order. We done?"

Yeah, headphones.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your best option is probably to go to a carpet store and have them cut and bind to your exact specs. Lots of selection in terms of pattern and less expensive than you might think. This is apparently a well-kept home decorating secret.

Cat's out of the bag now, though.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So smartguy, you've never drunk alcohol?

"Oh, I feel awfully dizzy, and my heart's going really fast. Maybe just one more... a small one."

Not until I died.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I need to get a coat rack for my apartment. My apartment is about 800 square feet, but the rack does not have to fill the entire apartment. Any thoughts?

Lots of men standing around with stiff cocks?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This woman looks totally pregnant again. If she is, is that some sort of record?

Probably not even a record for her neighborhood.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's hard to imagine anyone dumber than the contestants on a reality TV show.

It's possible, I suppose -- but hard to imagine.

I can think of at least one...

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Probably not even a record for her neighborhood.

I used to feel sorry for her and think she got a bit too much flak for her (lack of) mothering skills, because she always seemed very devoted to Sean, and her utter cluelessness seemed inevitable given the poor parenting she has obviously received.

But if she is pregnant again, ew. I mean, her womb wasn't even cold before she got knocked up by some new guy. You would think that it should be a rocky place to a stranger's sacred sperm for at least a few months postpartum.

She's the Carla Tortelli of pop music.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This woman looks totally pregnant again. If she is, is that some sort of record?

I cannot get past her hair. It always looks so awful. Why? What is she doing wrong? I want to brush it. Or, to be precise, I want her to brush it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I cannot get past her hair. It always looks so awful. Why? What is she doing wrong? I want to brush it. Or, to be precise, I want her to brush it.

Good correction. You might get her pregnant if you brushed her hair.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Tonight, Colbert does O'Reilly and O'Reilly turns around and does Colbert.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I need to get a dish drying rack for an area next to my sink that is about 2 feet by 3 feet, although the rack does not need to fill the whole space. I want it to have a place for drying silverware, too. Any thoughts? Thanks in advance.

I know you've posted this info before, but reminder, what colors is your kitchen? Is the area around the sink dark or sunny? the appliances- Stainless/white or some other color?