Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Shape Shifter]

A helpful site for those last minute tertiary gifts for all those good little cougars out there.

http://www.lifetimetvstore.com/giftC...ates/index.jsp

(spree: Lorna Doone cookies not included)

[robustpuppy]

This mental image nearly ruined my breakfast, from today's Washington Post:

Forget It, Jack

Jack Nicholson may be old, and sometimes a fool, but he's no old fool. The actor and legendary ladies' man says in the Sun that he'd love to have carnal knowledge of pop tart Britney Spears, but he's too dang old for such shenanigans. The 66-year-old actor believes a romp with the singer, 22, would be "life-altering." If it didn't kill him first.

Nicholson also revealed he has slept with more than 2,000 women. "Some of them were with their mothers. I'm not going to pretend I haven't been a rogue most of my life. But I just don't have the energy right now. I just can't do the dance." And, not to get serious or anything, but Nicholson also revealed that he's afraid of, gulp, Death.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This mental image nearly ruined my breakfast, from today's Washington Post:

Which part made you choke on your sausage? It's not like they're different races or anything.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

This mental image nearly ruined my breakfast, from today's Washington Post:

Jack Nicholson ... says in the Sun that he'd love to have carnal knowledge of pop tart Britney Spears... Nicholson also revealed he has slept with more than 2,000 women. "Some of them were with their mothers.

If his sexual past bothers you, don't imagine him having unprotected sex with you.

[Shape Shifter]

Trista and Ryan marry.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...helorette_dc_3

[ltl/fb]

The guy narrating the six-part History Channel thing on the SS sounds an awful lot like the guy on City Confidential. And the music. I mean, this shit is creepy and evil enough without using the creepy voice. The creepy voice is just irritating.

*The Nazi SS, not the Secret Service, who are still around and busy investigating Eminem.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The guy narrating the six-part History Channel thing on the SS . . .


*The Nazi SS, not the Secret Service, who are still around and busy investigating Eminem.

Actually, the first thing I thought of was Shape Shifter.

Weird that.

Indeed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't say for sure, because I don't really remember it, but back when I had just gotten out of college, I was drinking one night on Rush street. There was this place that sold one-liter Long Island iced teas for $5. I made the mistake of ordering a second one. The next morning, I woke up in an apartment in Hyde Park, in a bed next to a pair of black silk panties, with my clothes scattered on the floor and a fresh pot of coffee iin the kitchen with a note that read "Had to go to work. Enjoy your coffee. Call me."

I was scared to call.

This happened to me only once. A buddy went to a conference in Boston and met a girl who went to our college. When talking to the girl, he mentioned that he lived with me and another college buddy, and added "but you probably don't know them." The girl said "yes, I know ____. We hooked up once but he probably doesn't recall." So my buddy comes back from the conference and tells me the details of the hook up. I tell him he's nuts and then run the story past another friend who would have been hanging out with me on the night in question. My other friend says "Oh, shit... I remember that girl... she was cute. You should have worked that." I looked the girl up in a yearbook and damnit if she wasn't a sweet looking girl. I had a great feeling of regret because she was (a) hot and (b) supposedly very cool and nice, and I spent my last year of college dating a high maintenance pain in the ass who made my life miserable.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We hooked up once but he probably doesn't recall."

Maybe there is something essentially wrong with me, but, if I was so drunk that I completely lost all memory of such an event, then I doubt I could have performed well enough to make the event worth remembering anyway.

[Pretty Little Flower]

1. (a) The White Stripes, or (b) The Strokes

2. (a) The Vines, or (b) The Hives

3. (a) The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, or (b) The Kills

4. (a) The Rapture, or (b) The Shins

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
1. (a) The White Stripes, or (b) The Strokes

2. (a) The Vines, or (b) The Hives

3. (a) The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, or (b) The Kills

4. (a) The Rapture, or (b) The Shins

They're all Kinks ripoffs, so it doesn't really matter.

Backstreet Boys, or N*SYNC?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bilmore
Maybe there is something essentially wrong with me, but, if I was so drunk that I completely lost all memory of such an event, then I doubt I could have performed well enough to make the event worth remembering anyway.

To the contrary, some of the most insane sex I've ever had was drunk as hell. You can go longer and you've got no inhibitions. You also tend to be more limber. You don't notice the cramp in you leg or the pain in your bad right shoulder when you're playing amatuer contortionist. I got a face full of champagne at a dinner a few weeks ago and topped it off with a double espresso before going home. The wife and I fucked college style. Got up the next morning and found the bed three moved about three feet and sheets and pillows strewn all over the place. I recall I was sore as hell everywhere... that's a good night's work.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
fucked college style.

In togas?

With your roommate in the room?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by purse junkie
They're all Kinks ripoffs, so it doesn't really matter.

O.K. We now know that pj has not actually listened to any of those bands. Anyone else?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds

With your roommate in the room?

Don't worry. Coltrane was just watching the big screen TV.