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08-11-2022, 12:33 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
What happened to Scott Adams?

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08-11-2022, 12:57 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What happened to Scott Adams?

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Not sure, but if I were the government and/or the FBI, I’d be pretty fucking worried about Phase Two, and about exactly how the man who so blandly skewered middle-management culture in a supremely nerdy daily comic strip is going to right the wrongs of the Mar-a-Lago search. You’ve been warned!!!! All options are on the table? This guy means fucking BUSINESS!
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08-11-2022, 03:09 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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I get it dude. I had to wait half an hour for the Garland statement. It's an outrage.
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08-11-2022, 10:01 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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I get it dude. I had to wait half an hour for the Garland statement. It's an outrage.
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I would NOT want to be the the FBI when Dogbert weighs in with his caustic commentary!!!
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08-12-2022, 12:28 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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I would NOT want to be the the FBI when Dogbert weighs in with his caustic commentary!!!
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Oh man. He really hates Mondays.
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08-12-2022, 05:01 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh man. He really hates Mondays.
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Does Dogbert hate Mondays? I know Garfield sure does. But you know what Garfield loves? Lasagna. When I think back on my Garfield-reading days, sometimes I wonder why it is that the fact that Garfield loves lasagna is so funny that the entire plot of some 60-70% of the Garfield cartoons that I read back then is that Garfield loves lasagna. But those were simpler times, when it was universally acknowledged that a lasagna-eating cat was endlessly hilarious, and when it would have been unusual for someone to become so mad about the fact that the FBI took back classified nuclear documents stolen by an ex-president and kept in an unsecure location, that they would try to storm an FBI office alone and then commit suicide-by-cop.
Simpler times ….
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08-12-2022, 07:03 PM
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If you had five boxes of top secret documents
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08-13-2022, 02:33 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Does Dogbert hate Mondays? I know Garfield sure does. But you know what Garfield loves? Lasagna. When I think back on my Garfield-reading days, sometimes I wonder why it is that the fact that Garfield loves lasagna is so funny that the entire plot of some 60-70% of the Garfield cartoons that I read back then is that Garfield loves lasagna. But those were simpler times, when it was universally acknowledged that a lasagna-eating cat was endlessly hilarious, and when it would have been unusual for someone to become so mad about the fact that the FBI took back classified nuclear documents stolen by an ex-president and kept in an unsecure location, that they would try to storm an FBI office alone and then commit suicide-by-cop.
Simpler times ….
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Once Trump gets re-elected Scott Adams is getting a Kennedy Center honor!
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08-16-2022, 07:32 PM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Once Trump gets re-elected Scott Adams is getting a Kennedy Center honor!
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It is Bukowski’s birthday.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-17-2022, 09:06 AM
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Does Dogbert hate Mondays? I know Garfield sure does. But you know what Garfield loves? Lasagna. When I think back on my Garfield-reading days, sometimes I wonder why it is that the fact that Garfield loves lasagna is so funny that the entire plot of some 60-70% of the Garfield cartoons that I read back then is that Garfield loves lasagna. But those were simpler times, when it was universally acknowledged that a lasagna-eating cat was endlessly hilarious, and when it would have been unusual for someone to become so mad about the fact that the FBI took back classified nuclear documents stolen by an ex-president and kept in an unsecure location, that they would try to storm an FBI office alone and then commit suicide-by-cop.
Simpler times ….
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Years ago someone took Garfield out of the cartoons. It was just Jon talking to himself and it was glorious.
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08-17-2022, 06:30 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Years ago someone took Garfield out of the cartoons. It was just Jon talking to himself and it was glorious.
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https://garfieldminusgarfield.net
Genius.
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