Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04 - Page 2

evenodds · 02-03-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

Yes, in the ladies.

If it's open to the public, the men's would be preferable because the traffic flows through faster.

taxwonk · 02-03-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

A. Don't start a poll on post 4999. You can't quote from it.

B. Yes.

C. Men's Room. Women will yell at a guy in their bathroom, guys will just cheer you all on.

Done it. In a ladies room at a bar. And it wasn't my idea. She just grabbed my hand, pulled me into the nearest stall, hiked up her skirt and turned around and said "well?"

I was flustered. But not that flustered.

ABBAKiss · 02-03-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I have done the sex ... pretty much everywhere

Dammit, yes.

You precocious horny little fucker.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-03-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
TM, I would quote you, but someone started a new thread.
About the Yao v. Shaq voting, remember that All-Star voting was implemented in Mandarin this year.
That said, people, like me, are tired of Shaq and his baggage and his overinflated ego. People are not yet tired of Kobe.

I fucking hate Shaq. He is an unskilled monstrosity who bitches about getting fouled while knocking people over with his huge shoulders every chance he gets. The guy is a freak and his eyes are too close together, making him look even more stupid than he actually is.

I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

TM

Gattigap · 02-03-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

Laimbeer moves past Linda Cohn, though not Stuart Scott.

NotFromHere · 02-03-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I fucking hate Shaq. He is an unskilled monstrosity who bitches about getting fouled while knocking people over with his huge shoulders every chance he gets. The guy is a freak and his eyes are too close together, making him look even more stupid than he actually is.

I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

TM

Does Bobby Knight count?

OH and Mitch Kupchak.

Oh yeah, Bill Walton, for sure.

Don't forget Kurt Warner.

robustpuppy · 02-03-2004, 05:07 PM

Even though it couldn't have been that hard for bilmore to copy and paste, or for BRC to quote him, or for anybody to type "restroom sex poll," I recognize there is a quoting addiction on the board, and that starting the new thread interrupts the flow, so to keep this conversation flowing, I'll repost it, in bold type, so everyone will henceforth have a quotable poll, and recognize it as such, just in case there are any perverts still lurking out there who are undeterred by the presence of vast amounts of fecal coliform bacteria when presented with an opportunity for spontaneous public sex.

"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

tmdiva · 02-03-2004, 05:08 PM

To add to Ollie's helpful link, I offer the following anecdotal evidence:

Between college and law school, I briefly had a roommate who was addicted to Robitussin. She would drink upwards of four bottles at a time to get high. She had been arrested for DUI twice while high, and she did her second stint of rehab during the time she was "living" with us (during rehab, only her stuff was living with us).

Before she went back into rehab, she would occasionally relapse and then feel guilty and make herself throw up. Problem was, she wasn't very good at cleaning up afterwards (she was generally loopy and incompetent, and I don't know how much this can be attributed to her addiction), so the bathroom frequently sported little pink flecks on and around the toilet. Ugh.

She also had a family history of addiction--her mom was addicted to prescription pills. If they hadn't been Mormons, I'm sure they would have all just been alcoholics instead.

tm

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I fucking hate Shaq. He is an unskilled monstrosity who bitches about getting fouled while knocking people over with his huge shoulders every chance he gets. The guy is a freak and his eyes are too close together, making him look even more stupid than he actually is.

I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

TM

Jerry Jones. Assuming it doesn't have to be an athelete. For ex-atheletes, Neon Deion.

spelling fix

SlaveNoMore · 02-03-2004, 05:11 PM

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ThurgreedMarshall
I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

2) Tim McCarver
3) Deion

evenodds · 02-03-2004, 05:11 PM

Are you talking regular Tussin, or the prescription one with codeine?

tmdiva · 02-03-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Are you talking regular Tussin, or the prescription one with codeine?

Nope. Straight over-the-counter Robitussin DM (for dextromethorphan).

tm

Gattigap · 02-03-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

No.

Were I to initiate the sex, the men's room is the last place I'd want to take her. Ladies, all the stories you've heard are true: It's a pit. But for our minimal standards, we wouldn't go there ourselves.

I don't know why she didn't want to go to the ladies room, and since she was leading me to the alley in back, I didn't ask.

leagleaze · 02-03-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I started the poll in a failed effort to get an interesting post for the 5k, but thanks for front loading your post with constructive criticism.

And a lovely poll it is.

Yes.

As to which gender bathroom, well duh.

robustpuppy · 02-03-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Were I to initiate the sex, the men's room is the last place I'd want to take her. Ladies, all the stories you've heard are true: It's a pit. But for our minimal standards, we wouldn't go there ourselves.

We know. I doubt there's a woman on the board, including those who have never done a guy in a stall, who hasn't seen the inside of a mens' room at least once.