Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Why is MR Rimmer?

We're split between a deeply hurtful event when he was a child, and phen-fen use. BUt, really, cause is irrelevant.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Please realize I am one of the nice ones here, and that I only rarely engage in unChristian behavior. I usually do not see any point to vulgarity, and, while I occassionally chuckle at it, I do feel ashamed about doing so.

Nonetheless, let me say to you very simply:

Fuck off, Skank.

The woman was trying to be helpful.

Though my attitude toward religion is well documented, I gotta admit that Watchtower rawks. If there was a best recent poster award, he'd get my vote.

And, lest anyone forget, I invented "fuck off, skank."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Many thanks to Bilmore, and maybe I can help here. Sebby, that fallen angel who shall someday see the light and take the Lord into his heart, is Mister Rimmer. Please do not ask more of me, for I have no interest in describing those Arnoldesque activities.

Don't you people flame each other on Fridays?

Mr. Rimmer is indeed Mr. Ruysbroeck, who once made the tactical error of confessing that he liked to engage in this particular activity with Mrs. R. Henceforth, he was Rimjob, or Mr. Rimmer, or whatever.

Paigow in particular is fixated on this. It seems she has no patience for ass-kissers under any circumstance.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't answer questions here if you aren't sure of the answer. This is my friendly moderator response to your incorrect posts. Don't force me into my less friendly "fuck off, skank" response.

MR is Rimmer. MR is an admin, not a mod.

Fuck off, skank.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Though my attitude toward religion is well documented, I gotta admit that Watchtower rawks. If there was a best recent poster award, he'd get my vote.

And, lest anyone forget, I invented "fuck off, skank."

sure, but as the first recipient of the lovely phrase, I get 1/10th of each cent you receive in royalties on it. maybe I'll quit my day job.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
MR eats ass. Or gets his ass eaten. I forget which.

TM

Mrs Rimmer likes to get her ass eaten. I am sure my man Ollie can expound further. Something about a photo

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Paigow in particular is fixated on this. It seems she has no patience for ass-kissers under any circumstance.

Untrue. Her zero tolerance policy does not apply to those kissing her ass. And what a nice ass it is, after all.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have edicts? how cool! hold on, let me find my edict button... oh there it is...

Fuck Off, Skank.

you could be less strident........perhaps you don't yet recognize the intimidation factor that a moderator position carries.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you fouled that one off behind the 1st baseman.

Cut me some slack. I got a condition.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And, lest anyone forget, I invented "fuck off, skank."

Fuck off, skank.

Indeed. Carry on.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Daer Abby:

I desperately want to like reality TV. I try and try to "get it", but I get bored and shut it off, kind of like work.

I try to get interested in conversations about it, but I find them painful. At their core, these conversations are basically a rehashing of a prepackaged reality. In effect, real people discussing prefab reality. Seems inceribly dull, but everyone likes it, so I'm left to conclude there's something wrong with me.

All that said, I have set my TiVo to manually record the last half hour of the Apprentice, so I can watch the five minutes at the end where the show is mildly entertaining. So maybe there is hope for me.

Sincerely,
Just Can't Get Interested

Have you discussed with bilmore how you can make your life fulfilling in other ways? I can't talk long, commercial is over.

TM

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Though my attitude toward religion is well documented, I gotta admit that Watchtower rawks. If there was a best recent poster award, he'd get my vote.

And, lest anyone forget, I invented "fuck off, skank."

I gotta disagree, Ollie. While I normally agree with everything you say, I have to say, its safe to say taht Watchtower sucks. Which is why he iws a permanent resident of the IL, though I keep seeing his posts. Do not encourage

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Untrue. Her zero tolerance policy does not apply to those kissing her ass. And what a nice ass it is, after all.

I'm not kissing her ass until she blows me. She knows this, and is comfortable with it.

E/O's ass, I would kiss gratis. I withold judgement on yours until you stop clenching it so tightly.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Untrue. Her zero tolerance policy does not apply to those kissing her ass. And what a nice ass it is, after all.

Who kisses my obstreperous twat ass?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I don't think I attended class until Wednesday. Unfortunately, one of the negative side-effects of being a pompous a-hole is that you're missed by the profs when you cut.

*Eat your heart out, Taxwonk.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Oh yes. I envy you. Especially your tremendous self-awareness.

Jesuschrist. Whiff much, Mr. Whiffity-Whiff-Whiff-Whiff?