Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[tmdiva]

What was up with all the white people music? Very odd song choices by most. Most of them were just good, as in, not brilliant. No one was as bad as some I remember from last season. The only ones I really liked were Jennifer and Fantasia. Jennifer can really wail, but yet lacks that sense of entitlement that can be so annoying, especially in the less-talented contestants. Fantasia has some of the entitlement thing, but in her case totally deserves to.

tm

[Monsieur Homme]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hi Paigow.

ainsi elle a fumé ce soir le cigare, non?

bonne nutte, mon ami!

[Jack Manfred]

Would've posted the all-time movie cliche earlier, but...

"I'm getting to old for this shit."

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Just be careful and don't sell for less. Remember aids got started because some youngster got caught up in the moment and fell for some simian's charms.

Actuallly, it was because they ate the monkeys and hacked them to death before hand, getting plenty of blood exposure.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
You say this for the same reason I encourage other men to try gay sex.

Less competition.

That only works for men. For hetero women, if you tell other women to go for it, it only means more competition because hetero men, strangely, get into hearing about/watching that.

If you are a homo woman, you tell other women to go for it, because, well, that only helps you by increasing the odds.

So, it is much different for women because there is not less competition to tell another woman to go for it.

For me, it is a matter of smell and because I don't find soft things sexually attractive.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Your new gf?

He wishes.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but butter tastes good!!!!!!!

I have got to agree with you on that.

There is nothing like taking a stick of butter and slowly unwrapping it and then softly placing it in your mouth on your tongue and sucking ever so gently, moving the stick back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and twirling your tongue around the tip of the stick of butter and then suckeling it more forcefully, and then taking the entire stick of butter deep into your soft mouth and then even sliding it a bit further down your throat and then sucking it hard again until the butter just melts in your mouth and feels so smooth going down as you swallow.

Yum. Salted butter, of course.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
I have got to agree with you on that.

There is nothing like taking a stick of butter and slowly unwrapping it and then softly placing it in your mouth on your tongue and sucking ever so gently, moving the stick back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and twirling your tongue around the tip of the stick of butter and then suckeling it more forcefully, and then taking the entire stick of butter deep into your soft mouth and then even sliding it a bit further down your throat and then sucking it hard again until the butter just melts in your mouth and feels so smooth going down as you swallow.

Yum. Salted butter, of course.

This may be the least erotic bit of prose I have ever read on these boards. Quite a feat. Well done.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Shifter must have found another universe to overthrow.

No. Molting.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'll bite. What kind of freaky freak perv are you, dearie?

I'll bite, too.

Not sure what that makes me, though.

[notcasesensitive]

so the owner of whitehouse.com finally has enough money and is looking to sell the domain name. he claims to have a conscience about having a porn site on such a frequently typed domain, but I doubt he'll be giving back his profits to any children's charities...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

Sorry Slave and Less.

[in other cnn news, Josh won at Westminster. Sorry Hank.]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Sure. Most people in that position are cuffed and just got the pepper spray in the face...

Well, turns out they'd already put a cap in his ass.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Apparently Reba is MIA on the 'Reba' set! Do you think she's okay?????

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Would've posted the all-time movie cliche earlier, but...

"I'm getting to old for this shit."

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but I hate, hate hate this one. Hero faces down villain. Hero looks defeated. Villain, rather than doing the sensible thing and dispatching of the hero immediately, goes into a long soliloquy about how the hero could have succeeded if [fill in the blank], but instead did [fill in the blank] and now, hero is screwed, and there's nothing he can do about it now HA HA HA HA H- *BLAM*

With the final blow struck by hero's faithful sidekick, hiding somewhere behind where villain stood.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This may be the least erotic bit of prose I have ever read on these boards. Quite a feat. Well done.

I was having a discussion with a very popular poster here, elsewhere, about whether NFH is a guy. I took the no position, based upon some gut instinct. I just now realized what led to the gut instinct. No guy pretending to be a girl would use male sports guys as an avatar. I realize that a devious guy may have predicted this, and used it for the very reason. I don't see NFH as devious.
To support my ability to judge this issue, I will tell you that despite having basically no standards in selection of sex partners from age 15-25, I never once went with a guy pretending to be a girl.