Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Article on pond hockey:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/12/sp...OND.html?8hpib

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
A friend of mine's husband has begun to bug her for anal sex. They have been married about 5 years. She refuses. I am on her side on this.

Best response: She turns to him in bed one night, says "honey, do you really want anal sex?", and then, when he says yes, she pulls out a really huge, well-greased carrot, and says "okay, turn over . . ."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bilmore
Best response: She turns to him in bed one night, says "honey, do you really want anal sex?", and then, when he says yes, she pulls out a really huge, well-greased carrot, and says "okay, turn over . . ."

this is a positive sign for the Board. Posts always get more interesting when people talk about their personal lives, rather than just making dumb jokes.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is a positive sign for the Board. Posts always get more interesting when people talk about their personal lives, rather than just making dumb jokes.

If it was personal, wouldn't it have been a well-greased lutefish?

aV

[andViolins]

is quickly approaching the wall.



aV

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by andViolins
is quickly approaching the wall.

The wall of what? That dress is heinous, but that is the most flattering picure of her in it that I've seen. It fit her, or rather did not fit her, horribly.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by andViolins
If it was personal, wouldn't it have been a well-greased lutefish?

You've never had lutefisk, have you?

("Well-greased fish jello"?)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
Bachlorette spoiler......

OMG. That is exactly the kind of person who made me fear that I would never meet anyone datable in TX. Unfortunately the Lanny's mommas are rampant here. Way to make Dallas look even more crappy on national tv. Those of us who live here just stay in the city and away from the burbs at all cost, and thankfully can avoid the religious wackadoo contingent pretty well that way. I so wished Meredith had been jewish, just to see the look on that woman's face. Some people here seriously don't understand that the "have you accepted JC as your savior" thing can be offensive. Crazy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The wall of what? That dress is heinous, but that is the most flattering picure of her in it that I've seen. It fit her, or rather did not fit her, horribly.

If she's looking to be the star in a remake of (or sequel to) Pretty Woman, she needs to get a bit more platform on those sandals. Otherwise, the outfit is pretty perfect for the "standing on the street corner prior to picking up Prince Charming" scene(s).

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bilmore
("Well-greased fish jello"?)

We're really not interested in you choice of "personal lubricants", but potato potatoe.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
OMG. That is exactly the kind of person who made me fear that I would never meet anyone datable in TX. Unfortunately the Lanny's mommas are rampant here. Way to make Dallas look even more crappy on national tv. Those of us who live here just stay in the city and away from the burbs at all cost, and thankfully can avoid the religious wackadoo contingent pretty well that way. I so wished Meredith had been jewish, just to see the look on that woman's face. Some people here seriously don't understand that the "have you accepted JC as your savior" thing can be offensive. Crazy.

she seemed to have another wardrobe malfunction last night. Her top was slowly crawling up her neck. It looked like it was ready to choke her last night. And

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How did she claim with a straight face that it was the best (er, most amazing) week of her life? I could have sworn that she was deciding how it would be possible to keep 3 of the men around. There was only one normal guy--the one from Houston. Then it's off to Buffalo for a guy with no job who's living with his mom. Eeek. Run! At least that was the look in her eyes. Then NY, to meet up with a guy who refused to introduce her to his family. A brother an a buddy? Come on. Eeek. And then back to Big D for a horse breeder. She obviously saw her self up on the horse-breeding stand a bit too much, especially when mommy starts expressing concern that she doesn't have religion. Some choices. I guess she figured living with your hubby's mother is better than living near your hubby's momma, but being forced into church with her.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If she's looking to be the star in a remake of (or sequel to) Pretty Woman, she needs to get a bit more platform on those sandals. Otherwise, the outfit is pretty perfect for the "standing on the street corner prior to picking up Prince Charming" scene(s).

Yeh, but I still would like to fuck her.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
OMG. That is exactly the kind of person who made me fear that I would never meet anyone datable in TX.

Your needs need fixin
Dress up notcasesensitive!
colorful birds mate!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good thing you have NFH. It's an important distinction. The left corner means say no to drugs, and the right corner means say no to drugs, wink wink.

Or is it the other way around?

Wait. I thought it was left corner = top and right corner = bottom. Leagl, you're the resident expert on a gay and the gay sex. Help a breeder out, willya?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but I still would like to fuck her.

(a) I applaud your command of the English language as the "but" was so appropriate, what with your comment being utterly inconsistent with mine.

(b) Let me rush right out and get that dress. Maybe in red, so it's not so subtle.