Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hank, please. The only impressive accomplishment on my CV is that I'm 1/3 FB mod.

If you really were the breast day photo leagl said you were, you just need to make that CV a little "more personal" and it'll be plenty impressive.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by tmdiva
What exactly is it that makes Trishelle hot? I just don't see it. She has a really short face, plus under-chin fat. Granted, she has big boobs, but also a classic apple body shape with no waist and spindly arms and legs.

Agreed. Without her tits, she's not much to look at.



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[dc_chef]

Originally posted by tmdiva
What exactly is it that makes Trishelle hot? I just don't see it. She has a really short face, plus under-chin fat. Granted, she has big boobs, but also a classic apple body shape with no waist and spindly arms and legs.

I don't know what it is, but this picture offers a good place to start:

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
IXNAY ATTHA ISA ATTICUS'S OMMA

Actually, at first glance I thought it was Ted Danson in need of a haircut.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you really were the breast day photo leagl said you were, you just need to make that CV a little "more personal" and it'll be plenty impressive.

Hank, leagl was covering. I know this might shatter some illusions, but do you remember the bruised ass from breasticle day?

[Dave]

Originally posted by tmdiva
What exactly is it that makes Trishelle hot? I just don't see it. She has a really short face, plus under-chin fat. Granted, she has big boobs, but also a classic apple body shape with no waist and spindly arms and legs.

Better apple than pear. And both are better than cantaloupe or (heaven forbid) watermelon.

When the backyard turns into acreage, that's too much.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Actually, at first glance I thought it was Ted Danson in need of a haircut.

At first glance, I thought it was Richard Simmons. But then I observed that this was an anti gay marriage rally.

[Hank Chinaski]

i fell in love with a single malt a few years ago called Loch Dhu. It has a molassas aftertaste and is actually black. it is not for having 5, but a few Loch Dhu's is a nice way to kick off the evening.

A few years ago, abruptly it disappeared here. i have found it overseas so it is still being made.
I'm wondering whether any of you have seen it, and whether it is available in your home states now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hank, leagl was covering. I know this might shatter some illusions, but do you remember the bruised ass from breasticle day?

oh. she said you were the guy holding his penis, or maybe that was nfh.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by tmdiva
And speaking of gay or homophobic (a la RW Colin), anyone else get an off-the-chart gaydar reading on this woman (Laurie Letourneau, leading the anti-gay-marriage troops in Massachusetts):

I'm getting an "enraged ex-nun" reading, which often accompanies an off-the-chart gaydar reading but with a black and white aura.

She's from Shrewsbury. Weird that. Or not.

Confidential to Gattigap: Unlikely. Everybody knows Ted Danson hasn't needed a haircut in twenty years.

[Dave]

[str8outavannuys]

Dave, what's going on in the north-land tonight? Any updates from WINS, or wherever you're getting your info?

ETA Love the avatar.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
oh. she said you were the guy holding his penis, or maybe that was nfh.

For some reason when I saw nfh, I thought "not for hire? who is that?"

I'm thinking that maybe subconsciously psychically I somehow know that she's actually a low-priced prostitute. True?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dc_chef
What I don't understand is why the Red Sox haven't gone full bore to build up. They take some good steps, but haven't gone all out. Why didn't the Red Sox throw tons of money at Joe Torre when he was expressing negative feelings towards the Yankees? Why didn't the Red Sox up the ante for A-Rod?
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What, signing Schilling & Foulke wasn't enough? There was no way for them to get Torre. He's under contract, so the only hope they had was for Stein to can him, and then sign him. And because Stein knew the sox would hire him, he didn't can him.

The sox shouldn't look as bad as they've been made to. The deals were entirely different. The sox were trying to unload manny ramirez. the yanks didn't have that baggage. the rangers had a much easier time dealing with a team that didn't want to send a huge long term salary in their direction as compensation. Realistically, the yankees were the only team that could afford to take a-rod. the sox could do it only if they got rid of manny. they didn't, so deal over.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The sox shouldn't look as bad as they've been made to. The deals were entirely different. The sox were trying to unload manny ramirez. the yanks didn't have that baggage. the rangers had a much easier time dealing with a team that didn't want to send a huge long term salary in their direction as compensation. Realistically, the yankees were the only team that could afford to take a-rod. the sox could do it only if they got rid of manny. they didn't, so deal over.

According to Gammons, the deal fell through because Boston refused to pay an extra $2 mil a year. Hell, if I owned Boston, I would have done it. Rodriguez at second and Ordonez in left? I'd take that over Ramirez in left and Nomar (who I think is great) at short.

Whatever. The point is, Boston walked away from a deal for the best player in baseball. I think the press is overdoing it, because it didn't look like a bad decision at the time (and I don't necessarily think it is now). But, the Yankees completed the deal that Boston couldn't.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/gammons/story?id=1736367

The real point is, Aaron Boone fucked Boston twice.

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