Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[andViolins]

Seems some crafty little Pepsi drinker has figured out a way to always "win" the Pepsi iTunes giveaway. For those that do not know, Pepsi is giving away 100 million free iTunes downloads with a code located under a yellow Pepsi product cap. The method is here:

http://www.macmerc.com/news/archives/1270



It appears that it involves going into a store and tilting the Pepsi bottle at a 25 degree angle. As you peek in, if you see the word "again" it means that the cap is a loser. If you see anything else (random letters), then the cap is a winner.

aV

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Because I know you are all very interested, I received another welcome notice yesterday. My doorman who hands me my mail each day is beginning to look at me funny.

However, I did manage to reach the Texas office that has been sending me this stuff and inform them of the error. They are not going to send me anymore. So the Homeland Security gravy train should dry up soon enough.



P.S. Paigow, don't leave us.


(edited to remove offending asterisk that would have defeated the whole purpose of the plea)

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I take it back though, men do have relevance. If and when I decide to have a child I'll need to get some sperm from somewhere. But that shouldn't take very long. One of these days though, I bet you they'll figure out how to use one egg to fertilize another one. In fact I remember a story a few years back about studies on that. Then we'll be all set.

See? This is just how I feel about women. They are pointless and irrelevant, except every once in awhile I need a warm and moist place to stick my penis.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I posted the rules in a new thread. Let me know if you have any questions or need any clarification. Only one entry per primary poster identity allowed. No socks of primary posters allowed. I'll get help from the admins if necessary to figure out sockers.

Is there a rule against actually killing people to win the bet? I mean, we all saw that cheesy Clint Eastwood movie, didn't we?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is there a rule against actually killing people to win the bet? I mean, we all saw that cheesy Clint Eastwood movie, didn't we?

If you kill them and get away with it, no problem. However we refuse to send you any gift certificates in prison.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you kill them and get away with it, no problem. However we refuse to send you any gift certificates in prison.

Does Amazon sell rock hammers?

[notcasesensitive]

I'm not going to put in any spoilers, but I have to say I really enjoyed last night's finale. Especially the part where they recapped how the final two players made it through on the quizzes and how their beliefs as to who the mole was changed over time. This is the first time I've watched the show and it was quite entertaining.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Does Amazon sell rock hammers?

Sure:

One of these should come in handy. Well, one of these and soap on a rope until you get it working right.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sure:

One of these should come in handy. Well, one of these and soap on a rope until you get it working right.

Thanks, but I don't go for the gay stuff, NTTAWWT.

[spookyfish]

Thanks to the FBers for the subtle reminder to remember to tune in to this show. I watched last season, but I think they changed the time, and I kept forgetting to tune in. Last night was hilarious. Between the L&O bit, the Prince bit, and "Negrodamus", I was almost in tears.

That dude is fucking brilliant, and just wrong* on so many levels.

*I mean that in a good way.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See? This is just how I feel about women. They are pointless and irrelevant, except every once in awhile I need a warm and moist place to stick my penis.

I am shocked that you suddenly utterly lack imagination. On many levels.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Better than me bringing up A-Rod, no?

If you don't use a rod, how do you hang the shower curtain?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Alas, you have uncovered the true gay agenda.


Fortunately, or unfortunately for the world we cannot possibly do anything until we accomplish the following:

1. Create a safe space in which everyone is comfortable (this also means no smoking and no perfume. The smokers will have to go outside.) This must be arranged in a circle. No one gets to sit in a position of authority.
2. Make certain everyone is heard and everyone gets to say how she feels.
3. If anyone gets her feelings hurt we will have to stop and make it better.
4. Everyone will have to bring something, you know a cake, or a nice pasta salad works.
5. Reach a consensus on the appropriate way to take over the world.


Once we get to about 2 a couple of the group will start dating, and then they will break up, and a whole big drama will happen, and people will take sides, and well, it's just a mess.

We need a lesbian dictator, that would solve the problem. And really, she can only boss around gay men and straight people.



Oh...right. Hi.

Until you got to the dating part, you were describing kindergarten. Which is ironic, since, as any parent knows, its the little fuckers that rule the world already. They just let us adults think we run things.

[Hank Chinaski]

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Alas, you have uncovered the true gay agenda.


Fortunately, or unfortunately for the world we cannot possibly do anything until we accomplish the following:

1. Create a safe space in which everyone is comfortable (this also means no smoking and no perfume. The smokers will have to go outside.) This must be arranged in a circle. No one gets to sit in a position of authority.
2. Make certain everyone is heard and everyone gets to say how she feels.
3. If anyone gets her feelings hurt we will have to stop and make it better.
4. Everyone will have to bring something, you know a cake, or a nice pasta salad works.
5. Reach a consensus on the appropriate way to take over the world.


Once we get to about 2 a couple of the group will start dating, and then they will break up, and a whole big drama will happen, and people will take sides, and well, it's just a mess.

We need a lesbian dictator, that would solve the problem. And really, she can only boss around gay men and straight people.



Oh...right. Hi.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Until you got to the dating part, you were describing kindergarten. Which is ironic, since, as any parent knows, its the little fuckers that rule the world already. They just let us adults think we run things.

Actually I think you whiffed. What she was describing was basically the plot line of a softcore movie called "Amazon Warriors Catfight."" I think she had posted the cover of the source novel a few weeks back.

[Dave]

Hey, Colorado football coach Gary Bennett, how do you really feel about your former player Katie Hnida, who came forward this week alleging that she was raped by another member of the team?

"It was obvious Katie was not very good. She was awful. ...

Well, Katie was a girl. Not only was she a girl, she was terrible. And there's no other way to say it. She couldn't kick the ball through the uprights."

Thanks, coach, always glad to see someone supporting all of his former players.

You're damn lucky to only be suspended so far.

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