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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-01-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She. Was. Repeating. For. You. Moron.

She. Was. Also. Talking. Very. Loudly. And. Clearly.

She. Is. Nice.

So wait, are you saying that I'm a retard?

Pretty Little Flower · 03-01-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Lately I found the page where you can see who's on-line and what they're doing. Suffice to say Spooky gets more PM than all the guys here put together. you may hate him, but the ladies apparently like him very much. Unless it's just people yelling at him.

I recently found the page that tells about the real life personalities of the posters here. Suffice to say, you are a tragic dork.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-01-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Shut the fuck up, you pussy.

Oooooooh!!! This guy SO gets under my skin! He just burns me up. I HATE him.

HATE! HATE! HATE!

spookyfish · 03-01-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Lately I found the page where you can see who's on-line and what they're doing. Suffice to say Spooky gets more PM than all the guys here put together. you may hate him, but the ladies apparently like him very much. Unless it's just people yelling at him.

Don't hate the flower, Hank.

ETA: Oops.

taxwonk · 03-01-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Whoopie
Unless one is talking about the oppression of the IRS Adder, you ignorant demosocialist fool!

Speaking of which, my anxiety level is rising in anticipation of April 15th. I hate income taxes and everything the faux liberal elitist slob socialist proponents of the same stand for, as any rightminded citizen of the Red States of Bush Country knows this income tax thuggery goes against the core values on which this once great nation was founded. Our Founding Fathers, Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, Franklin, Washington, et al. etc.etc. are surely vomiting in the Lord’s great bathroom in the sky as ideals and values that they fought for no longer matter to the commie bureaucrats who have hijacked the Government of the People and created a vilely crude caricature of the land of the free that they created in 1776. Tragically, sadly, sadly tragically, the Great Constitutional Republic that the founding fathers created with the help of the invisible hand of the Lord died a brutal death in 1913.

And now the common man, a man of the people, such as myself, in the great heartland of the former America, is becoming physically sick at the thought of the preparation of the 1040 form.
Income taxes give me the same feeling that any normal red-blooded male (or lady loving lesbionic female for that matter) would get if he (or she) were forced to share a conjungle bed with Hillary Clinton.

OTOH, unlike the demon IRS, at least I have some faith that one way or another the Beast Hillary's going to die one day. Either which way, I have my arsenal locked and loaded for the day one or both of those devil’s spawns darkens my doorstep!

Peace be with all y’all!

From the Bunker,
Dr. Whoopie

When did Penske get back?

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-01-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Except Leo DiCaprio, in Gilbert Grape. The movie that proved he was actually an actor.

I like french fries.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-01-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He's still winning, isn't he, at a level equal to Nicklaus/Palmer? The early complete domination couldn't be expected to last too long. PGA Golf is just too precise a sport, where even a slight change moves you from the top to being an announcer. see Johnny Miller

I'm not saying he's not still the best. But I think Butch made him the best that he could be. As soon as he got overconfident and got rid of him (although I think he may still consult with him occassionally), he went from winning everything to just winning a lot. And as you said, even a slight change has a huge effect on your game. Classic "believe your own hype" syndrome.

TM

NotFromHere · 03-01-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
When did Penske get back?

Did he ever leave?

Pretty Little Flower · 03-01-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Don't hate the flower, Hank.

Yes. Thank you. Oh, and that earlier stuff you may have seen about me hating you and all that. Don't pay any attention to that nonsensical poppycock. Mere hyperbole. Puffery, if you will. I may have temporarily gotten swept up in the prevailing board sentiment, but that has passed now.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-01-2004, 04:21 PM

I just received text mail spam on my phone??

WTF?!

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-01-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just received text mail spam on my phone??

WTF?!

No, that was me, fatty.

bilmore · 03-01-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just received text mail spam on my phone??

WTF?!

Your phone thinks you're fat.

You should try Atkins.

Tyrone Slothrop · 03-01-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Your phone thinks you're fat.

This is an unfortunate side-effect of these devices getting so small.

bilmore · 03-01-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This is an unfortunate side-effect of these devices getting so small.

Well, you stupid, insulting son of a . . .

Oh. You mean my phone.

Sorry.

NotFromHere · 03-01-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This is an unfortunate side-effect of these devices getting so small.

Are you Victoriana? If not, you have a great tribute sock.

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TS was an erudite, witty, urbane poster with a flair for sophisticated sarcasm. Many simple minded posters, especially lawyer wannabes, tried to challenge him but only found that he turned their assertions into their own contradictions. TS went the way of the dinosaur sometime ago because he wasn't sufficiently appreciated by certain admins. There are some posters though who secretly wish he would return.

Secretly?