Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Does anyone know anything about tatoo removal creams? Do they work? Are they crap? I don't have a tatoo, but a friend was curious. I tend to think that such creams are scams, but I'm sure someone here knows.

And if they do work, can someone recommend one?

http://www.tatbgone.com/product.asp?productid=38819

http://www.dermasal.com/

TM

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
2. "What difference does it make? Walking away from a potential relationship with someone because of who they dated in their past is childish. In fact, I've never made such a judgment and don't even discuss my partner's past with them. I love them for who they are, not who they were. Blah, blah, blah."

This was my original thought until I started reading some of the other posts. Now, I think there are definitely people (not just celebrities) who, if they were exes of a guy I was dating, would make me think "if he can date her, he's not the guy for me."

That said, is there something about Fabio other than ghastly hair and the whole cheesy romance novel cover model/writer (ha!) personna that makes him a deal killer?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fugee
That said, is there something about Fabio other than ghastly hair and the whole cheesy romance novel cover model/writer (ha!) personna that makes him a deal killer?

For me, it's that he did an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial. What a sellout.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Does hooking up with a Board regular count?

that would be irritating in both a skin rash- i just got shagged by a human piece of sandpaper and irritating in every other sense of the word

[Atticus Grinch]

I would neither date nor have sex with any person who had banged any of the partners at any firm at which I have worked. Call it a Lumbergh Complex.

I could probably get over any celebrities, with the exception of obvious herpes/Hep B honeypots like Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jack White and They Might Be Giants.

My personal suspicion is that men have a lower tolerance for skanky former partners than women do, because men have fostered a primal belief that women carry with them always the residue of sexual contact with prior partners,* and the "sleep with X and you've slept with anyone who's slept with X" thing triggers something akin to homosexual panic plus an inferiority complex. Women who know about my skanky former partners question my judgment, not my spiritual or viral purity.

*I suspect some of this is perpetuated by women prior to the sexual revolution. (Hi, paigow!)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
For me, it's that he did an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial. What a sellout.

For me it was the pigeon hitting his face. I hate birds and everyone who has ever touched those mangey things.

[sunnybunny]

Wow, my top two were already taken, with Tara Reid and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I have to say Courtney Love ruined Ed Norton for me and Neeve campbell (or however you spell her name) ALMOST ruined John Cusack for me, but I'm in therapy hoping to recover for that one by the time I run into him.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you one of those "Creation was in 6 24-hour days about 10,000 years ago" kind of wingnuts?

Dang! How could I forget the day of rest?!? Maybe TM will have to switch me to the religion category of his comic incompetents team.

While we're on religion, did anyone see Passion this weekend? I have a low tolerance for gore and have been putting off seeing it until I figure out how much of the movie will be spent with my hands over my eyes.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dick Clark sued for age discrimination.
Tying threads together - game shows - death pool.

Ralph Andrews, producer of such game shows as “Liar’s Club” and “Celebrity Sweepstakes,” claims in his Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit that Clark, 74, sent him a letter in May of 2003 saying he was too old for a job with his production company. Dick tells me I’m too old,” Andrews said. "I’m not too old. If Dick’s not too old then why am I?”
Really good question. Dick Clark must have Dorian Gray's picture in his attic because he looks pretty good for 76 - and no one picked him for the death pool due to his apparent good health.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4424923/

SHit, can I revise my list and put america's teenager on my list? and why do I suddently feel like rooting for the pope to die?

[andViolins]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
For me it was the pigeon hitting his face. I hate birds and everyone who has ever touched those mangey things.

Close. It wasn't a pigeon. It was a goose of some type.

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articlefabio.shtml

aV

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I couldn't date anyone who dated Michael Bolton. Not the guy from Office Space, the other one.

See, I could bang Ashley Judd all day long.* Bolton is definitely NOT on my list.


Of course both Mrs. dL and Dario Franchiti might object, but this is fantasy, so let's play along.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does anyone know anything about tatoo removal creams? Do they work? Are they crap? I don't have a tatoo, but a friend was curious. I tend to think that such creams are scams, but I'm sure someone here knows.

And if they do work, can someone recommend one?

http://www.tatbgone.com/product.asp?productid=38819

http://www.dermasal.com/

TM

Have you finally beocme mature enough to regret the frat letters on your bicep?

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I have to say Courtney Love ruined Ed Norton for me

Oh.My.God.


How did I not know this? Gross! He is off my laminated list (don't anyone tell him, though -- it would crush him.)

To be fair (although it doesn't get him back on the LL), now that I think about it, wasn't their, ahem, romance during the movie about Larry Flynt? Was she the official representative of Skanks R Us at the time, because I think her promotion happened post-Ed.

Who was the other chick he was hooked up with (other than Salma Hayek)? I seem to remember there was someone else he's been "associated" with.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
For me, it's that he did an "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial. What a sellout.

For me, it was his "Fabio After Dark" CD. Seriously.

Dua(someone gave it to me as a joke)lit

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
Ed Norton sexing up Courtney Love

That just means that I will never sleep with Selma Hayek, as the sex-with-Courtney-factor ruins her via the transitive property. Damn.