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03-02-2004, 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
And I would film it and sell the gang-bang footage and retire on it.
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After you fucked her.
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03-02-2004, 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Comedy or drama, either this guy:
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03-02-2004, 05:14 PM
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Hey douchebag... if you can't resize it, don't post it. Every time I try to read this thing I feel like there's a huge head in my monitor... prpbably because there is!
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Thank you sir, may I have another.
On the pages I was looking at, the images were smaller. Now, they bigger. If only I hadn't followed that rabbit down the hole.
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03-02-2004, 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
After you fucked her.
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Absolutely. First, blackmail her with the tape for sex. THEN, break your promise and retire on the distribution.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Comedy or drama, either this guy:
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What a high opinion you have of yourself. You're either and ape or a dwarf. See a therapist.*
*If you enjoyed the dwarf in "Rudy", see a therapist TODAY.
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03-02-2004, 05:16 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shut the fuck up. I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men. She's unruinable. Haven't you seen her tits in Frida?
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I would find this to be something of a turn off. And I have seen Frida.
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03-02-2004, 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Absolutely. First, blackmail her with the tape for sex. THEN, break your promise and retire on the distribution.
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No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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03-02-2004, 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield *Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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I missed the cock shots in Citizen Kane. Must be in the director's cut.
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03-02-2004, 05:23 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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I like this. The "useless trivia" asterisk.
For example:
Many years ago I hooked up* with a few famous hockey players (not all at once, you perverts).
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03-02-2004, 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would find this to be something of a turn off. And I have seen Frida.
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Clearly, you've never seen the sequel to www.bumfights.com, www.bumsex.com.
Hot.
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03-02-2004, 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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Well...yeah*, but I was trying to stay w/in your homeless gang-bang scenario.
*duh
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
*duh
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You'd be surprised how many people credit Fellini.
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03-02-2004, 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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Is this what Gwinky did with her tits in the mirror?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 05:27 PM
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-02-2004, 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I missed the cock shots in Citizen Kane. Must be in the director's cut.
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You know, the scene where Welles is jerking off in the shower and narrating "Here is the highlight of my day - jerking off in the shower, and it isn't going to get much better than this..." and then... wait a minute. Fuck you, Tyrone. Get that fucking Spacey picture off this board.
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