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03-02-2004, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Having never seen a porn flick, I have not seen it. I do know who he is, but can't understand how anyone would consider a guy with a cheesy mustache like that do-able, no matter how large his Tab A.
Who's Moby Dick was it?
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Cheesy moustaches were big in those days. But it would have been interesting just to be able to "do the math" as RT says.
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03-02-2004, 06:23 PM
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#4472
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Cheesy moustaches were big in those days. But it would have been interesting just to be able to "do the math" as RT says.
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I do?
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03-02-2004, 06:23 PM
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#4473
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
From this angle, you look like a big ass.
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Fiddlesticks.
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03-02-2004, 06:23 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well his career is.
In other news...any of you up for trying out for The Apprentice 2? I'd do it, except I wouldn't want to work in NYC. Besides, I'd kick all your asses.
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03-02-2004, 06:24 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why? Is he ugly?
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God, I mean, like, I just don't like him in that way. Okay? I have, like, high standards and stuff. Why do you have to make everything, like, sooo perverted anyway? What is wrong with you? |
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03-02-2004, 06:27 PM
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#4476
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The funniest parts of his movie are the women cringing in pain acting like it feels good and the tearing up from the gag reflex also acting like it doesn't hurt like a mother.
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That sounds hilarious.
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03-02-2004, 06:27 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why do you have to make everything, like, sooo perverted anyway? What is wrong with you?
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03-02-2004, 06:31 PM
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#4478
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That sounds hilarious.
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Have you seen the gross for Passion? Same formula.
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03-02-2004, 06:32 PM
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That sounds hilarious.
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I think it sounds like they should have gotten better actresses.
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03-02-2004, 06:32 PM
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I do?
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OK, maybe math was the wrong word. But if you're trying to figure out the mechanics, how else better to figure it out?
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03-02-2004, 06:33 PM
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Johnny Wadd
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think it sounds like they should have gotten better actresses.
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Or at least actresses with bigger, you know, slots.
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03-02-2004, 06:34 PM
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#4482
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by barely_legal
So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?
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Tommy Lee
Kid Rock
Jack Nicholson (after 1980)
and, just for the hell of it,
Michael Moore (even though odds are that this is irrelevant) |
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03-02-2004, 06:38 PM
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#4483
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, maybe math was the wrong word. But if you're trying to figure out the mechanics, how else better to figure it out?
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A 13.5 inch dildo.
I've been scarred by some pretty disturbing bachelor parties.
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03-02-2004, 06:41 PM
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#4484
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Johnny Wadd
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or at least actresses with bigger, you know, slots.
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There are no small parts, only small actresses.
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03-02-2004, 06:41 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A 13.5 inch dildo.
I've been scarred by some pretty disturbing bachelor parties.
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Uh huh.
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