Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I about said what Sebastian said, then i remebered that you were the one who doesn't get the oral.

Your memory is as poor as your grammar.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?

I guess I'm kinda happy I could never bring myself to pay more than $100 for a sheet set, then. It'd suck having to worry about having sex on sheets.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.

You referred to a singular wet spot. If you're really doing it right, shouldn't there be more than one?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.

I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.

I am mortified that my discussion of condoms, splooge and wet spots has killed the board.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.

Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.

Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am mortified that my discussion of condoms, splooge and wet spots has killed the board.

You should be impressed with the time period, actually. As Flinty has commented elsewhere, our adherence to our tantric disciplines are serving us well.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.

Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?

Or lube?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans called "True Religion"? (or something like that). I just bought a pair and they are pretty rockin'. I've never heard of them, but I would like to know what celebrities, if any, wear them. NFH?

My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.

Careful. You're starting to sound like debtslave.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or lube?

It was the use of the word "hydrated" (rather than "lubricated") that threw me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It was the use of the word "hydrated" (rather than "lubricated") that threw me.

IIRC, Sebby's semantics are different from the rest of the world's.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?

It's the disco mitt, stupid.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.

I wonder what she was thinking of that sweater tied around your neck.

TM