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[Shape Shifter]

The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Give us his name, we want to enter it into google to make sure it's spelled correctly. you might also try www.alltheweb.com or www.teoma.com they seem to turn up different stuff.

I went to teamo.com by accident is a real weird coincidence. check it.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

Yes, but it would be tacky to offer to pay the $300 fine in exchange.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

For what purpose: to make up for the fact that your gf cost her $300, or to increase the penalty?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

I think you already did.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

Sure, But that ain't gonna keep her from barking.

Add a dream about your mother and you're SD, just like that.

TM

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

The neighbor or the dog?

ETA: Damn, TM. Great sick minds think alike...

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The neighbor is kinda hot.

This is the only portion of your post that needs to be considered to answer your question.

Oh -- and then kill the dog.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The woman who lives in the apartment next to mine got a dog. The dog barks during the day. Before gf left for greener whatever, she complained to the property owner about the dog's barking during the day. I was talking to the neighbor and learned that she had been fined $300 because of the noise complaint. The neighbor is kinda hot. Should I fuck her?

Yes bc your gf is an asshole for doing that. Why was she at home during the day anyway? Couldnt she just raise the volume on Dr. Phil?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I went to teamo.com by accident is a real weird coincidence. check it.

How come they don't have similar services for mail order grooms, or do they? If i could get a hot beyotch i could order around and he'd run my errands and iron my clothes, i'd get a mail order groom. It wouldn't be so bad. I've long said "I need a wife"--they're just aren't enough hours in the day to get my sundry shit done. I jsut have to buy him some American blue jeans and a 10 year old honda civic and some Elvis Presley CDs and he'll be happy as a clam. I'm really liking this idea.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss


Oh -- and then kill the dog.

Dog's worth more alive than dead -- how else can SS continue to use the "fuck me or I report the dog" line?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
How come they don't have similar services for mail order grooms, or do they? If i could get a hot beyotch i could order around and he'd run my errands and iron my clothes, i'd get a mail order groom. It wouldn't be so bad. I've long said "I need a wife"--they're just aren't enough hours in the day to get my sundry shit done. I jsut have to buy him some American blue jeans and a 10 year old honda civic and some Elvis Presley CDs and he'll be happy as a clam. I'm really liking this idea.

Take out a personal ad for a "houseboy" or "live-in slave." It's virtually certain that you will get responses.

Be prepared, however, to increase the creepiness-factor of your life exponentially.


(For those wondering how I might know about this sort of stuff, remember that I've lived in San Francisco for a long, long time. They teach this kinda shit in preschool here.)

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sure, But that ain't gonna keep her from barking.

This thread has produced some lovely replies.

/Signing off from the peanut gallery

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Dog's worth more alive than dead -- how else can SS continue to use the "fuck me or I report the dog" line?

Let the dog out so it runs away... then "console" the neighbor?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Take out a personal ad for a "houseboy" or "live-in slave." It's virtually certain that you will get responses.

Be prepared, however, to increase the creepiness-factor of your life exponentially.


(For those wondering how I might know about this sort of stuff, remember that I've lived in San Francisco for a long, long time. They teach this kinda shit in preschool here.)

No, no...you just get that shit when you go domestic. You need an import whose like got a medical degree but can't afford to live in Russia or something. one of hte barns where I keep one of my horses (gawd, that sounds obnxious) we have a stable hand who cleans stalls for something like $750/week/house who is a vet in his third world country homeland but came here because his quality of life is better.