Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
My contractor boyfriend collects lunchboxes. I've been trying to get him a Kiss lunchbox for a while....the ones on eBay always go for more than I'd like to spend. What is the fuckin' attraction to Kiss?

Your contractor boyfriend is only collecting lunchboxes in order to have a myriad of hiding places for his skin mags. Buying him another is a classic enabling activity. Don't fall into the trap.

In all seriousness, wtf does he do with the lunchboxes? Does he display them in his/your home? Who collects things after, say, the age of 12? Does he also collect hummels? Keychains? Stamps?

[I must not have paid much attention in the past because I had assumed that the Playboy fight was with a husband.]

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not too worry, Francis. It was an importnat discussion of who was going to win the race for condo president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 2

bilmore. in a landslide. once he managed to convince the rest of the condo owners that Penske was a thief.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Your contractor boyfriend is only collecting lunchboxes in order to have a myriad of hiding places for his skin mags. Buying him another is a classic enabling activity. Don't fall into the trap.

In all seriousness, wtf does he do with the lunchboxes? Does he display them in his/your home? Who collects things after, say, the age of 12? Does he also collect hummels? Keychains? Stamps?

[I must not have paid much attention in the past because I had assumed that the Playboy fight was with a husband.]

Can't I have a boyfriend and a husband. A lot of people collect "vintage" lunchboxes. He has a wall with them on display. Chef has seen them. I think he uses them in lieu of, and not to hide, porno as he REALLY wanted the Little House on the Prairie, Bionic Woman and Charlie's Angels lunchboxes. Of course, the Munsters is his favorite, i think, so who really knows. Actually, he loves the Land of the Lost Lunchbox a lot too.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Chef has seen them.

Translation: I know Chef in real life

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
a myriad of

No. Just "myriad."

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I know Chef in real life

Um, Paigs, that's like a totally head scratch duh. Who doesn't know Chef in real life? And since Chef has posted about meeting me and I him on the infirm board, it's certainly not an attempt to gain status. I think he was over inspecting my boyfriends toilets to see if his work was good enough for the Chef McMansion.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I know Chef in real life

Just be grateful we aren't getting the endless series of "defense of stupidbitch" posts anymore. Not that he doesn't have lots of great points, in case he's on here searching his moniker. But(t).

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Um, Paigs, that's like a totally head scratch duh. Who doesn't know Chef in real life? And since Chef has posted about meeting me and I him on the infirm board, it's certainly not an attempt to gain status. I think he was over inspecting my boyfriends toilets to see if his work was good enough for the Chef McMansion.

Whifflation: I have been to chef's house and he has been to my boyfriend's house.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he was over inspecting my boyfriends toilets

I seem to be missing everything today, also. What the hell does this mean?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I seem to be missing everything today, also. What the hell does this mean?

I'll let Paigow explain it to you since her thirteenth fairy syndrome manifests itself today through explaining what I meant by what I said.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No. Just "myriad."

hmm. so much for offering up the dildo solution in response to the threesome suggestion. way to get all hypercritical on my ass before the deal is sealed. bitch.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

This one is only 5 questions and is therefore very easy.

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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
her thirteenth fairy syndrome

What is that?

On a related note, my neighbor slipped a note under my door yesterday asking me to kindly not play my flute between the hours of 6:00 and 7:00 am. She is pretty hot. Should I fuck her?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is that?

On a related note, my neighbor slipped a note under my door yesterday asking me to kindly not play my flute between the hours of 6:00 and 7:00 am. She is pretty hot. Should I fuck her?

I dont know if you should fuck her but you should definitley go on tour with Jethro Tull!!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hmm. so much for offering up the dildo solution in response to the threesome suggestion. way to get all hypercritical on my ass before the deal is sealed. bitch.

Uh, if the threesome to which you refer is the threesome she proposed with you and her and me, that's off. Not my kind of threesome. Sorry.

GWNC, you should offer to do naughty things to her with the flute between 5 and 6 am. She then will be sleeping too soundly between 6 and 7 am to care about your flute playing.

I may be whiffing, and "playing the flute" may be some sort of euphemism for giving the sex that is oral to the husband. Though, I guess my answer kinda applies either way.