Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shouldn't your question be addressed to me?

TM

It is not your fault that the very bad thing that is going to happen (or is happening) is you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, God, please more shoelace talk...

I'm going to come any second... don't leave me hanging...

More, please, damnit more!!!!*

* Yes, I realiz I'm a hypcrite for my magazine card rant of earlier. I flogged myself for it. That was hot.

Didn't I recently mention that your rants had covered all of my pet peeves except for magazine inserts? Either way, thanks for covering that one too. Now I have nothing to complain about. And I'll take the shoelace discussions over car debates any day.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is not your fault that the very bad thing that is going to happen (or is happening) is you.

At least you weren't stinky.

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, I understand that a certain high-profile job in Toronto is now available. [spree -- it's espn, so therefore safe]

This might be PB material, but I think that a seat (Ontario is going to go overwhelmingly Liberal, again), and a cabinet post are assured. The Hon. Ken Dryden, Minister of Pad-Save-And-A-Beaut!

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
should have been "roles". My bad. The hostility arises from the fact that he's a talented guy who does crap like this gay cruise flick and that disney sled dog thing. It's all crap. Then again, I supposes that expecting a hollywood actor to possess artistic integrity is a bit much to ask.

I see. Well, in that case, I completely understand the hostility. What was up with that eskimo movie?!? Puh-leeze! Ever since he won that Oscar, he has been in nothing but shite (or is that shight?).

[notcasesensitive]

ltl
eata I have dreams where something very bad is about to happen or is happening and I can't move and I can't scream, and it seems like that may be related to the wisdom teeth thing but it also seems like it would be a common dream. gwnc?

I have a variation of that dream sometimes. And I never have had a freaky wisdom tooth extraction experience (I still have mine, actually, making me wiser than most of you, I would guess). Anyway, mine is that something bad is happening and I'm trying to scream, but I can't make myself do so. Just a little choked sound comes out. No one hears me. Quite horrible really.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by dtb
What was up with that eskimo movie?!? Puh-leeze!

My kids liked it.

But then, my kids don't hang out with Tony Randall's kids.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyway, mine is that something bad is happening and I'm trying to scream, but I can't make myself do so. Just a little choked sound comes out. No one hears me. Quite horrible really.

Were you on my last conference call? 'Cuz, that's how I felt, too.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a variation of that dream sometimes. And I never have had a freaky wisdom tooth extraction experience (I still have mine, actually, making me wiser than most of you, I would guess). Anyway, mine is that something bad is happening and I'm trying to scream, but I can't make myself do so. Just a little choked sound comes out. No one hears me. Quite horrible really.

OK, good, thanks. I am reassured that the dream is perfectly normal. Or at least wise.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Bad monkey. Stick to the funny stuff, like shoelaces.

Okay. Will do. Here goes: Ever wonder about scented toilet paper? I mean really, isn't that just an act of futiliTY? Next week, I will contemplate the trials and tribulations of the airport.

Thank you and please tip your server.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyway, mine is that something bad is happening and I'm trying to scream, but I can't make myself do so. Just a little choked sound comes out. No one hears me. Quite horrible really.

I will remember to remove my penis from your mouth next time.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I will remember to remove my penis from your mouth next time.

TM

? It is not difficult to talk around a toothpick.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
But then, my kids don't hang out with Tony Randall's kids.

My kid hung out with Uma Thurman's and Ethan Hawke's kids the other day at the park. I didn't talk to Ethan because he was riding around on one of those Razor scooters and looked like a real prick. His kids were okay, though. And he is ugly as sin. One of his daughters (the older one) will be beautiful when she grows up. Pony Trekker was not there, unless that was him behind that bush.

The following weekend, Sean Penn was with his daughter when he asked me where something was. She looked pretty cute. He was short, but seemed cool enough, especially when I didn't say, "Hey! You're Sean Penn!"

TM

PS - These names being dropped mean nothing because neither Uma Thurman nor Robin Wright were there.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
? It is not difficult to talk around a toothpick.

I wasn't talking about your dick. I was talking about mine.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wasn't talking about your dick. I was talking about mine.

TM

Mine is more of a nub.