Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 113

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I looked it up and that has to be the most disgusting thing ever.

People actually DO that? Gross.

This from the man who's licked the goddamned dispenser?

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-02-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This from the man who's licked the goddamned dispenser?

I think there's a qualitative (and quantitative) difference between that and shitting on someone's face.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe our erstwhile Ironweed's will includes a devise of those.

I think this would scan better if you said "erstwhile friend Ironweed." It seems like erstwhile usually modifies more general nouns and not proper nouns.

It just sounds/reads wrong. For those of us who actually read the ARTICLES in people instead of just looking at the pictures and scanning the captions.

f(helpful!)b

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Can you still do the Hot Plate on demand like when you were a young guy, or do you need to take a pill?

I don't fuck around with the Metamucil crowd. That's hardcore right there.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I think there's a qualitative (and quantitative) difference between that and shitting on someone's face.

Burden of proof's with you, counselor.

pony_trekker · 03-02-2005, 05:26 PM

Tickle-me-Krusty or Cheesy Charlie?

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Tickle-me-Krusty or Cheesy Charlie?

Mmmmm, cheese. Krusties aren't really appetizing.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-02-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Burden of proof's with you, counselor.

I'm gonna rest my case and submit the question to the jury.

Sidd Finch · 03-02-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I can gaze upon you (and I see EVERYTHING) from Heaven. Happily for you, I'm much more forgiving in my new surroundings.

Interesting. Both you and Gwink are extra-nice today. But to get to that state, you needed to get dead, and she just needed to get fucked.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Interesting. Both you and Gwink are extra-nice today. But to get to that state, you needed to get dead, and she just needed to get fucked.

It seems that fucked doesn't work for you -- maybe you should try dead? Or fucked to death (in a good way) -- just to make absolutely sure you become extra-nice.

bilmore · 03-02-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems that fucked doesn't work for you -- maybe you should try dead?

Whew.

As much as I hate smilies, there are some sentences that shouldn't be delivered in their absence.

Sidd Finch · 03-02-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems that fucked doesn't work for you -- maybe you should try dead? Or fucked to death (in a good way) -- just to make absolutely sure you become extra-nice.

Was I talking to you?

Anyhoo, reading my post as quoted in yours, it does come off as a bit mean to dtb. Wasn't intended that way. Sidd is very, very tired (the recently arrived Siddette, among other issues).

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think this would scan better if you said "erstwhile friend Ironweed." It seems like erstwhile usually modifies more general nouns and not proper nouns.

It just sounds/reads wrong. For those of us who actually read the ARTICLES in people instead of just looking at the pictures and scanning the captions.

f(helpful!)b

People uses "erstwhile" in its articles? You must get the fancy college-educated audience edition, because I'm not sure the copies I pick up in the airport even have "articles". But I can always ace the crossword. Fuck The NY Times.

Sidd Finch · 03-02-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Whew.

As much as I hate smilies, there are some sentences that shouldn't be delivered in their absence.

Nah, it's okay.

Her suggesting I get dead is way less scary than when she used to flirt with me.

(Damn, there I go again, being all crankypants.)

LessinSF · 03-02-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife. Its a good gig. It's a like a set of old school blade irons. Sure, Pings are nice, but once you've got the swing down with the blades, it doesn't get any better.

And she looks good naked.

Sure, but you still would enjoy some strange.