Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I've always had a secret crush on Idle Acts, but between her preferences and my marriage, I don't think it's meant to be.

I think a MUCH more interesting poll, which no one would articipate in, would be: of the posters you've met or seen a picture of, who would you fuck?

I'll go first: Penske.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Note: this is the perfect answer to RT's stalking question.

I'm sorry you think I'm stalking you.

I'm sorry if ive actually stalked you in any way.

I'm sorry I ignore Coltrane*

I'm sorry to anyone else I've ignored.

I'm really sorry there aren't more nuts here.

I'm really relly sorry about the nuts.

But most of all, I am sorry I am too classy for this board.

Goodbye to those who havent already chosen to ignore me.


* (Hi Coltrane!)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Another morning, another train rant, apologies in advance.

So, the exit I need, when I plod off the train, there is a couple who obviously commute in to work together, and they stop before parting [blocking people, might I grouse] and kiss. Not a big sloppy kiss, but more lingering than a peck, kind of clingy if you will. This appears to be every day, because I need this particular exit--closer to my office.

I feel like a heel because I find this totally annoying. Like, you're in my way, you're not being considerate, and at 8 in the morning, I don't want to see kissy face, okay? And I'm not lonely or anything or bitter. I just do not subject other people to sucking face with Mr. PatPara in public. Do others find Public Displays of Affection annoying, or is it acceptable and I'm just a cranky pants, which is entirely possible also. Coffee, quick. Need coffee now.

The art of story telling is dead, sure. But we're in the legal profession, we should at least know what the operative facts are necessary to get an opinion.

Did she have big tits, and wear something revealing or tight?
Were there stains near his crotch?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who's paying you for the crap you post?

TM

Fugee

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope no one thinks this faggy, but I lust after a man. Given the hopelessness of ever meeting, what difference does the genital type make after all?

My crush can talk pleasantly to any of the posters- he can turn the mean nice. So many times when I've been down because some unreasonable gosh darn partner or client, his posts have a brought a smile- even oft-times a true giggle.

that's not to say it always sweet and lite! No my fave can be quite strident, but sometimes I want him to be rough! If punches shouldn't be pulled, he won't. If any of us, and sometimes I'm guilty, stray and get pompous of indulgent- who's among the first to call bullshit? that's right.

But what makes him most special is that after all that he's still a little shy and insecure. He lies about his height, as an example. He claims to be 6' 4" when he's really 5' 10". others might find that sad, but I find it endearing.

I think he's special.

Oh, alright. I'll play, because I too have a special board someone. I think the thing I like best about my special someone is that he is always around. Always! He's a mad sockster, but he has a primary who is to die for - clever, witty, yet always making clear that his wit comes not from erudition, but rather street smarts. In fact, he makes it quite clear how down to earth he is with that cute little chip on his shoulder - so adorable! Sometimes he puts on fake airs, with a not-quite-convincing parody makeover of himself as an effete East Coastie with all the trappings (I doubt he ever really spent much time in Poughkeepsie, though-- if he did indeed matriculate on the East Coast, I'm guessing that 'V' actually stands for Villanova!). Sometimes his writing is a bit incomprehensible, but what I find annoying in others, I find dangerous and exciting in him. I'll grant you that he does appear to tip more than a few back with regularity, and sometimes some of his late night posts are even less comprehensible than usual, and occasionally a bit poorly thought out. But, come the harsh flourescent light of morning, you'll usually find some judicious editing, and all is right again with the cyber-world. In my mind's eye, he is of Mediterranean descent, but I am not sure why I think this. He is a mystery wrapped inside an enigma surrounded by a riddle that makes no sense. And he is a photo shop genius. What more could one ask for?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Another morning, another train rant, apologies in advance.

So, the exit I need, when I plod off the train, there is a couple who obviously commute in to work together, and they stop before parting [blocking people, might I grouse] and kiss. Not a big sloppy kiss, but more lingering than a peck, kind of clingy if you will. This appears to be every day, because I need this particular exit--closer to my office.

I feel like a heel because I find this totally annoying. Like, you're in my way, you're not being considerate, and at 8 in the morning, I don't want to see kissy face, okay? And I'm not lonely or anything or bitter. I just do not subject other people to sucking face with Mr. PatPara in public. Do others find Public Displays of Affection annoying, or is it acceptable and I'm just a cranky pants, which is entirely possible also. Coffee, quick. Need coffee now.

Subway or commuter train?

B/c kissing someone on the subway is disgusting...kind of like chewing gum in the bathroom.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm no luddite, though this question may suggest I am, but what's this friendster thing? I've heard people talk about it and I really don't know what it is.

Friendster is one of many social sites that operates on the general principle that people meet each other through their friends. I think it started up about a year and a half ago, and it grew really big around this time last year. A lot of people left in frustration because their servers were too slow to handle the volume.

You put up a little profile about yourself (favorite music, books, tv, interests, post some pictures, etc.) and add people that you know personally as your friends to your personal network. You can put up global messages to your friends (one of the people on my friends list is a DJ and he has 325 people on his friends list that can see his schedule every week) and you can PM anyone within three degrees of separation to you. You can also search common interests and read the profiles of anyone within three degrees of friendship of you. So I have 39 first degree friends, 1209 second degree friends (friends of my friends) and 38,512 third degree friends (friends of friends of my friends). A lot of people I know use it in lieu of e-mail. Oh, and there's the testimonial feature, which lets you make fun of your friend on his or her profile. (www.friendster.com)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The art of story telling is dead, sure. But we're in the legal profession, we should at least know what the operative facts are necessary to get an opinion.

Did she have big tits, and wear something revealing or tight?
Were there stains near his crotch?

I didn't check her out, but she was unremarkable looking. He appeared unstained. If he was stained, perhaps he could find a good drycleaner via yesterday's posts.....

[dtb]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
In real life, Mathew St. Patrick is short. He's also cool enough to stand in line with the rest of us proles at Pink's while waiting for a chili dog.

eta: Thanks to bill killer. Remind me never to change my avatar.

I think a lot of celebrities are short. I saw something on the news (or maybe it was Entertainment Tonight -- sort of like the news) about Tom Cruise running with the Olympic torch along with some athletes. They showed a shot of him next to the athletes, and he came up to their elbows. (He's a notorious shrimp.)

I don't care about Keith's height -- he's mf'ing hot.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I didn't check her out, but she was unremarkable looking. He appeared unstained. If he was stained, perhaps he could find a good drycleaner via yesterday's posts.....

Why not just push them over? Or get to the door before they do. You're in NYC, right? Isn't a dropped shoulder customary?

[Replaced_Texan]

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1

Farrell's 'Huge' Manhood Cut from Film

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I think a MUCH more interesting poll, which no one would articipate in, would be: of the posters you've met or seen a picture of, who would you fuck?

I'll go first: Penske.

2.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Farrell's 'Huge' Manhood Cut from Film

On the one hand, I'm inclined to call Mrs. Finch to tell her this story. On the other hand, I'm concerned that her response will be to rent Elf (she's not much a pop-culture type).

And in other news, did anyone see the story about the twisted twist in the Illinois Senate race? No, this is not a Politics post. Actress Jeri Ryan (aka Seven of Nine, aaka Two of Seven of Nine for (two) obvious reasons) claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, the Repub candidate, took her to sex clubs in NY, Paris, and elsewhere and demanded that she have public sex with him. One place apparently had cages, cuffs, and chains.

This will probably kill the man's political career. Which is kinda sad, because it's one of the few times in recent memory that I've really liked a Republican.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why not just push them over? Or get to the door before they do. You're in NYC, right? Isn't a dropped shoulder customary?

hmm. knocking them over with a body check is indeed a thought but I'm outnumbered. I could snarl something like "move!" "you're in the way"

Sometimes when people stand in a door when you're trying to exit, I do say "please let me get out first, hello???" always the dumb cow look of shock. grrrr.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I think a MUCH more interesting poll, which no one would articipate in, would be: of the posters you've met or seen a picture of, who would you fuck?

I'll go first: Penske.

Into group sex, huh?