Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
On the one hand, I'm inclined to call Mrs. Finch to tell her this story. On the other hand, I'm concerned that her response will be to rent Elf (she's not much a pop-culture type).

And in other news, did anyone see the story about the twisted twist in the Illinois Senate race? No, this is not a Politics post. Actress Jeri Ryan (aka Seven of Nine, aaka Two of Seven of Nine for (two) obvious reasons) claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, the Repub candidate, took her to sex clubs in NY, Paris, and elsewhere and demanded that she have public sex with him. One place apparently had cages, cuffs, and chains.

This will probably kill the man's political career. Which is kinda sad, because it's one of the few times in recent memory that I've really liked a Republican.

On the bright side, Jack has a potential goldmine staring him in the face after he loses the election. Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions and sign autographs for $10 a piece under a banner which reads "I Nailed Seven of Nine". If he throws in stories of what it's like to be with an actual woman, he would clean up with that crowd...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1

Farrell's 'Huge' Manhood Cut from Film

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

Get me one too.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
hmm. knocking them over with a body check is indeed a thought but I'm outnumbered. I could snarl something like "move!" "you're in the way"

Sometimes when people stand in a door when you're trying to exit, I do say "please let me get out first, hello???" always the dumb cow look of shock. grrrr.

Speaking of PDA, has anybody here posted yet about the sex scandal involving former Trekkie Jeri Ryan (7 of 9) and her politician husband? Apparently, he would bring her to sex clubs at cities around the world and ask her to perform public sex acts with him. A lot worse than a little subway smooch, don't you think?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why not just push them over? Or get to the door before they do. You're in NYC, right? Isn't a dropped shoulder customary?

I find the elbow a much better technique. With the shoulder, there is some risk of injury, but the elbow is surprisingly resistant and really packs a wallop.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Speaking of PDA, has anybody here posted yet about the sex scandal involving former Trekkie Jeri Ryan (7 of 9) and her politician husband? Apparently, he would bring her to sex clubs at cities around the world and ask her to perform public sex acts with him. A lot worse than a little subway smooch, don't you think?

Were there sex clubs?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On the bright side, Jack has a potential goldmine staring him in the face after he loses the election. Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions and sign autographs for $10 a piece under a banner which reads "I Nailed Seven of Nine". If he throws in stories of what it's like to be with an actual woman, he would clean up with that crowd...

Ack. I'm having deja vu. You people stop it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Were there sex clubs?

I'm not sure. The details I have heard were a little sketchy. I am surprised the board has not yet picked up on this story.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
I find the elbow a much better technique. With the shoulder, there is some risk of injury, but the elbow is surprisingly resistant and really packs a wallop.

I think she should grab an arm of each in a vise-like grip, drag them to someplace where they would not be in the flow of traffic and tell them in no uncertain terms that if they are going to pause after getting off the train, they should do it out of the flow of traffic.

Then she should slap each of them upside the head, and pee on their shoes.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think she should grab an arm of each in a vise-like grip, drag them to someplace where they would not be in the flow of traffic and tell them in no uncertain terms that if they are going to pause after getting off the train, they should do it out of the flow of traffic.

Then she should slap each of them upside the head, and pee on their shoes.

Too funny. LOL

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm not sure. The details I have heard were a little sketchy. I am surprised the board has not yet picked up on this story.

Well, here's the front page of the Chicago Tribune. This a picture of Jack. I would say it's most unflattering in a "I'm going to kill all of you and then force your dead bodies to go to sex clubs with me" kind of way.



I have a print copy with me. It's much much worse. One of the creepiest pictures I've ever seen.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ack. I'm having deja vu. You people stop it.

Someone scoops you and you get all bitter. Be nice and I'll take you to a sex club with Carol Gates McFadden and LaVar Burton.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone scoops you and you get all bitter. Be nice and I'll take you to a sex club with Carol Gates McFadden and LaVar Burton.

One good thing about going to Sex Clubs is you get immune to being bothered by PDA.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
One good thing about going to Sex Clubs is you get immune to being bothered by PDA.

Having observed a live sex show in Amsterdam after a trip to the Grasshopper, I can say that it was almost as creepy as the picture of Jack Ryan.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Into group sex, huh?

Jealousy does not become you Siddney.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
One good thing about going to Sex Clubs is you get immune to being bothered by PDA.

I find the elbow a much better technique. With the shoulder, there is some risk of injury, but the elbow is surprisingly resistant and really packs a wallop.