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12-17-2004, 07:02 PM
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#1711
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Should I be thanking Ty or dtb for there being no comma in that sentence?
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Shut up and say thank you to me. It was a gift. Happy holidays. |
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12-17-2004, 07:04 PM
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#1712
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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robustpuppy
Why are you so sympathetic?
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Being the holidays and all, I feel like rooting for the
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12-17-2004, 07:05 PM
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#1713
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FUCK!
I'm never going to have a FMF. Why? Why didn't I try harder when I was single? What am I going to tell my grandkids?
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Don't feel bad, Coltrane. Nobody here really has an adventurous sex life (except for a blip circa 2001). It's just the cyber alter ego trying to plug the holes of a tedious, boring, lonely existence.
Except Abba of course. I think she is the real deal. |
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12-17-2004, 07:09 PM
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#1714
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Being the holidays and all, I feel like rooting for the
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Speed of lightning
Roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog ..... Underdog!
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-17-2004, 07:12 PM
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#1715
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It's just the cyber alter ego trying to plug the holes of a tedious, boring, lonely existence.
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I'm only trying to plug RP's hole.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 07:14 PM
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#1716
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm only trying to plug RP's hole.
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By my count, that's only one F.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-17-2004, 07:16 PM
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#1717
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
By my count, that's only one F.
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Is that an offer?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 07:18 PM
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#1718
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Big Love
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Replaced_Texan
By my count, that's only one F.
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Whereas had he said Fringey, that could be deemed an FFFF |
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12-17-2004, 07:20 PM
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#1719
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Big Love
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whereas had he said Fringey, that could be deemed an FFFF
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Zing!
When Fringey sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
That insult has never made any sense. Is the person shaped liked a donut?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 07:20 PM
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#1720
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is that an offer?
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I dunno how I feel about sleeping with but for the paperwork married men.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-17-2004, 07:27 PM
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#1721
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Big Love
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Zing!
When Fringey sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
That insult has never made any sense. Is the person shaped liked a donut?
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Well, that could be a comment on both looseness AND hugeness.
But I prefer to think that the furball is just impressed by the tremendous size of my breasts.
I have no problems with sleeping with a married man, whether paperwork has been involved or not, but there can't be any other chicks there. So I'm of no use in helping with your problem.
ETA and, there would have to be ass-fucking. This must be added because today's posts (aside from Anne's assertions of superiority for having not been ass-fucked as a kid) have been oddly devoid of ass-fucking content.
E again to parallelize phrases.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 12-17-2004 at 07:29 PM..
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12-17-2004, 07:30 PM
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#1722
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Big Love
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ltl/fb
But I prefer to think that the furball is just impressed by the tremendous size of my breasts.
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It's not a furball. It's The Bumble. |
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12-17-2004, 07:31 PM
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#1723
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Guest
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm only trying to plug RP's hole.
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I hate to burst the bubble but the only people looking for a threeway for real in these parts are Less and Slave, and, needless to say, its been awhile for either of them. Do you want to end up like them, cashing in whats left of their frequent flier miles from the golden years when the Lestertinits flowed with abundance? Hre they are at the Hyatt Palm Springs during the Dinah Shore Tournament (brilliant idea, Less) digging the scene:
"Hey, where'd everybody go?"
"Dude, I can't tell if that is pool water or spittle flying from your face"
Trust me, you are much better off in your cozy reality, snuggled in a spoon with Sequels waiting for Legally Blonde Three to get filmed. |
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12-17-2004, 07:35 PM
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#1724
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Confidential to Slave
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's not a furball. It's The Bumble.
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Whatever. I know, and you know, and you know that I know, that you lost your razor. |
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12-17-2004, 07:36 PM
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#1725
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Yule Log? WTF?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I dunno how I feel about sleeping with but for the paperwork married men.
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Technically, it's not cheating, if that makes you feel any better. The girlfriends don't like it, but technically they don't count as a cheatee.
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