Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are picturing that her ass squishes penises into strings? That's really ouch-inducing.

no no, I mean when the starfish is used for its intended purposes, to expel chocoloate submarines, that it would look like the phaydough spaghetti thing. but now that I have the concurrent dicks in one hole concept grasped, sort of,I will forget the Playdough thing

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You people and your misused apostrophes. sunny's chef.

She is?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So she has two assholes? Weird.

Yep. Just like a lawyer. Only one's called the mouth. But they're both interchangeable.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
no no, I mean when the starfish is used for its intended purposes, to expel chocoloate submarines, that it would look like the phaydough spaghetti thing. but now that I have the concurrent dicks in one hole concept grasped, sort of,I will forget the Playdough thing

I doubt that I'll ever be able to now, though. Thanks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Two dicks in one hole concurrently? I dont see how this is logistically possible .

Practice note: For any of you gals who want to be seen as "marriage material" make sure you can always make this statement, and be convincing!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
for what its worth, both guys are gay, unless there is some way that their penises stay out of contact with the other.

It's possible that they could...... but when you think about what would have to be between them, it really doesn't help.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And in other sibling dating news, my sister is going out with peeing guy tonight. She claims it's for entertainment value. Further details as I get them.

We should subsidize your sister's dating life.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Practice note: For any of you gals who want to be seen as "marriage material" make sure you can always make this statement, and be convincing!

Experience note: there is no positive value in assuring that Hank sees you as "marriage material." To the contrary.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We should subsidize your sister's dating life.

You should date her sister.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Practice note: For any of you gals who want to be seen as "marriage material" make sure you can always make this statement, and be convincing!

Alternately, there's the ABBA approach of "I have a friend -- a GAY friend! - who did this....", and here's how.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Does she plan on peeing on him if he asks?

I don't know. She said that she's having dinner with him and her best friend, who, like the rest of Houston and cyberspace, knows all about the peeing request. My sister also is a little worried that, even if they can work through the peeing issues, how a long term relationship can be developed since everyone in Houston, including my mother, knows about the peeing thing. That may be a little hard to get past.

In other related news, he claims that he can't remember, due to excessive consumption of tequila, some points of the evening where he made the request. I asked her if he's pretending that the request wasn't made, and she says that she can't see how he can get around it since he repeated himself over 30 times in the course of the evening.

BTW, if you guys ever meet my sister, I never told you about any of this...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So my boyfriend is using his 7k tax refund this year to invest in lunchboxes. is that better?

"invest" and "lunchboxes" are not words that I would normall use in the same sentence.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know someone who has done this. It was three guys and he was one of the pitchers. He said it among the hottest things ever. He also said there is no way in hell he would ever catch in this situation. I wouldn't go near this situation -- it makes me ache all over just thinking about it.

(I think he said the positioning was the two pitchers face to face but maybe I just imagined that from what he said and am remembering my imagination rather than what he said).

So, OK, I'm picturing the catcher sitting on the lap of one of the pitchers and the other pitcher coming in from the back. Actually, I guess pitcher #1 would be lying down, and receiver would be sitting on them and probably kinda leaning forward.

Someone here has got to know in detail how this works, logistically.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And in other sibling dating news, my sister is going out with peeing guy tonight. She claims it's for entertainment value. Further details as I get them.

She needs to bring along a camera crew -- she can tell Pee Boy they're on a new reality series. Make sure they have an underwater camera. Of course, you must share the "good" stuff with us.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't know. She said that she's having dinner with him and her best friend...

A peeing threesome. Yeah.