Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I asked her if he's pretending that the request wasn't made, and she says that she can't see how he can get around it since he repeated himself over 30 times in the course of the evening.

If he's saying he never said it, then I agree. But if he's saying he doesn't remember saying it, even though he said it 30 times, that's totally believable.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Dualit
Pee Boy ...

"You look like the pissboy!"

"And you look like a bucket of SHIT!"

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Dualit
Of course, you must share the "good" stuff with us.

Judging by the last thirty or so posts, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dualit
She needs to bring along a camera crew -- she can tell Pee Boy they're on a new reality series. Make sure they have an underwater camera. Of course, you must share the "good" stuff with us.

Isn't Courtney Love Pee Girl? Any relation?

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Double-anal means two dicks in her ass at the same time?

Two porn-star-sized dicks?

If that's true, and if someone does this, I'm surprised her entire small intestine doesn't drop out every time she tries to shit.*




*My apologies for the gross imagery, but ick. If it helps, I almost said "she probably farts like a tuba" instead.

Amateur. You need to get out more. Never underestimate the power and ability of the sphincter.

[Alex_de_Large]

I'm gone. Have a good weekend, everyone.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Two dicks in one hole concurrently? I dont see how this is logistically possible but it should be a board motto nonetheless. How does this work? One guy squats upside between the legs of the other guy who holds up the first guy's legs? Is this what "logjammin" was about?

Do I need to draw one of my stick-pictures?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Do I need to draw one of my stick-pictures?

Yes! I love your stick pictures.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Dualit
Amateur. You need to get out more. Never underestimate the power and ability of the sphincter.

This is so much better than lunchboxes.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, if you guys ever meet my sister, I never told you about any of this...

If I ever meet her, and if she's still dating this guy at that point, I'm standing upstream of her.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, if you guys ever meet my sister, I never told you about any of this...

Oh, c'mon. Somebody will have to use the restroom eventually prompting an insuppressible urge to giggle.

She told your Mom? If they do get married, I can't wait to see the ice sculpture.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If he's saying he never said it, then I agree. But if he's saying he doesn't remember saying it, even though he said it 30 times, that's totally believable.

I don't think she asked him specifically about what he could remember, though in her recap of the night in question earlier this week, she did note that he drank a lot of tequila over the course of that particular evening.

When she told me that she was going out with him again, I encoruaged her, because at the very least, I knew that the FB would get a good story out of it.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, OK, I'm picturing the catcher sitting on the lap of one of the pitchers and the other pitcher coming in from the back. Actually, I guess pitcher #1 would be lying down, and receiver would be sitting on them and probably kinda leaning forward.

Someone here has got to know in detail how this works, logistically.

You're more or less correct. Gold star for you. Picture pitcher #1 lying on his back (maybe with legs dangling over the edge of the bed). Catcher is on top of and facing pitcher. Pitcher #2 moves in from the rear.

I've heard that's how it can happen.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dualit
You're more or less correct. Gold star for you. Picture pitcher #1 lying on his back (maybe with legs dangling over the edge of the bed). Catcher is on top of and facing pitcher. Pitcher #2 moves in from the rear.

I've heard that's how it can happen.

I was not "more or less" correct. I was just flat-out correct. DOUBLE gold star for me.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by bilmore
Judging by the last thirty or so posts, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

My posts have many meanings, much like with word "good."