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02-18-2005, 12:44 PM
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#166
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Too much stomach muscle definition?
Um, thank you, but that is really non-responsive.
Dualit, it's the food/drink double-fisting. |
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02-18-2005, 12:44 PM
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#167
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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My enlarger is in the shop
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They also showed the Real Sex ...(Native American sex stuff)...
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With all the spring training hoopla going on (yes, it's like this every year) I initally read that as Red Sox - it made the rest of the post very interesting.
For those who care, the Sox are thinking about not giving out rings and unfurling the WS banner at the season opener against the Yankees. Why? They don't want to antagonize them. Wusses. Steinbrenner wouldn't blink an eye about it.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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02-18-2005, 12:49 PM
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#168
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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My enlarger is in the shop
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
For those who care, the Sox are thinking about not giving out rings and unfurling the WS banner at the season opener against the Yankees. Why? They don't want to antagonize them. Wusses. Steinbrenner wouldn't blink an eye about it.
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That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in sports. What's the point of swearing a blood oath of redemption if you're not going to antagonize your sworn enemy and nemisis?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-18-2005, 12:50 PM
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#169
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Present suggestion
I want the iRule:
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02-18-2005, 12:53 PM
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#170
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Tim Bits
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
In Canada, every mile or so is a Tim Horton's, and they have a chocolate frosted donut with cream frosting filling called an angel cream- its to die. plus the coffee is really good. Do you do international law?
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Mmmm, Tim Horton's .....
I adore their coffee. Nice hit of chickory. But the donut has to be a jelly donut with powdered sugar, for me. (Dunno why - I admit it's not their best donut, I think the honey-glazed win that prize.)
And, of course, a box of Tim Bits to go.
BR(Mmmm, Tim Bits)C
Damnit, now I have to go get coffee, because I can't get Tim Bits. Damn you, Hank!
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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02-18-2005, 12:58 PM
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#171
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Too much stomach muscle definition?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There's not context. It's hypothetical. I think Wanker was implying that I am so heinously unattractive that he would not admit to his friends that he is fucking me, and that letting my friends know he is fucking me would be a compliment to me (even if this guy is pondscum -- I'm still doing really well, considering it's me).
My friends who might translate "we are fucking" as "he is your boyfriend!" have learned that would be inaccurate.
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Actually, I responded to your question in a general sense. If I were thinking of you in particular, I would have had to translate your question to "Are we dating or am I about to boil his daughter's bunny?"
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-18-2005, 12:59 PM
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#172
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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That's a nice dress.
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
and we all know it's better to look impotent than to be impotent
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Thief.
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02-18-2005, 01:03 PM
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#173
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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A Wrong Turn at Poughkeepsie
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Originally posted by andViolins
This is what WB wants to do to Bugs Bunny.
Yikes.
aV
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That's just wrong.
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02-18-2005, 01:10 PM
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#174
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Last night
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did Mary Kate eat anything?
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Alas, the more exciting slice of bread in the Olsen sandwich (if you consider coke-ridden and skeletal more exciting) was not there. |
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02-18-2005, 01:20 PM
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#175
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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That's a nice dress.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Thief.
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yeah, b/c you thought of it yourself. I follow the Buchwald rule of comedy. |
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02-18-2005, 01:30 PM
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#176
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Have you seen the well-to-do/up and down Park Avenue?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Assuming that your "wtf" was at least in part a question, and was not merely a rhetorical expression of disgust ....
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I was wtf'ing because I thought his behavior was inappropriate, not because I didn't know the reason why he wanted to touch it. It was just annoying. |
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02-18-2005, 01:37 PM
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#177
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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That's a nice dress.
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
I follow the Buchwald rule of comedy.
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I follow the Girswold rule of comedy.
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-18-2005, 01:42 PM
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#178
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Last night
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did Mary Kate eat anything?
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The fact that you know which is which is almost as disturbing as the proposed new Bugs. |
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02-18-2005, 01:43 PM
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#179
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Last night
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The fact that you know which is which is troublesome.
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I think it's been pointed out before that they are, in fact, fraternal twins rather than identical twins. 
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-18-2005, 01:45 PM
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#180
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Last night
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's been pointed out before that they are, in fact, fraternal twins rather than identical twins.
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Yes, in fact, I have pointed that out myself. I can tell them apart by looks, but I still don't know which is which by name. |
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