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05-19-2004, 11:39 AM
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#1816
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm pretty sure GWNC hasn't heard "Puttin' on a little weight?" from a friend/relative, half as much as you have, Fatty Arbuckle.
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I haven't put on any weight. I think she was projecting onto others. That, or it was the highschool era scateboard pants I was wearing.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-19-2004, 11:40 AM
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#1817
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Gabagool? Over here!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: getting Slave's back
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confidential to SlaveNoMore aka Slave Once Again aka 9thyearSlave
Happy National Slave Day!!!
:cheers: :partytime :rock: :sportswav :band:
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I stick mother fuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning.
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05-19-2004, 11:41 AM
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#1818
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Flat shoes
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I haven't put on any weight. I think she was projecting onto others. That, or it was the highschool era scateboard pants I was wearing.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, baby, but whatever gets you through the day until you can hide under cover of darkness.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-19-2004, 11:42 AM
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#1819
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wasn't it moist?
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moist is mine. so quit repeating it already. crimey. |
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05-19-2004, 11:42 AM
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#1820
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, but I did post it here. I think it was the all time most hated word. I must have blocked it out.
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Sanity?
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05-19-2004, 11:42 AM
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#1821
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
moist is mine. so quit repeating it already. crimey.
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That is so hot. I am moist.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-19-2004, 11:43 AM
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#1822
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sanity?
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Logic
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-19-2004, 11:44 AM
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#1823
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Flat shoes
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I only lashed out because I was hurting on the inside.
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I used to hurt on the inside too until I learned to control my Mr. Big Stuff (tm) personal massager. |
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05-19-2004, 11:46 AM
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#1824
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I haven't put on any weight. I think she was projecting onto others. That, or it was the highschool era scateboard pants I was wearing.
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So you've both done some modeling.
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05-19-2004, 11:48 AM
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#1825
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Flat shoes
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, baby, but whatever gets you through the day until you can hide under cover of darkness.
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LTL/FB, it is a well-known fact that I am a flat-chested string bean. I personally give anyone on the board who has met me in real life permission to state otherwise, if they so believe.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-19-2004, 11:48 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
moist is mine. so quit repeating it already. crimey.
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You have a problem with moist? I didn't recall.
I'm sorry for being such an obstreperous twat.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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05-19-2004, 11:49 AM
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#1827
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Flat shoes
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to hurt on the inside too until I learned to control my Mr. Big Stuff (tm) personal massager.
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PLF may want to start with something smaller.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-19-2004, 11:50 AM
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#1828
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Flat shoes
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
LTL/FB, it is a well-known fact that I am a flat-chested string bean. I personally give anyone on the board who has met me in real life permission to state otherwise, if they so believe.
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You know, the fact that you know people in real life does nothing to improve your standing with me.
In fact, finding out that you know someone in real life only makes me think less of them.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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05-19-2004, 11:51 AM
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#1829
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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You might be irredeemable white trash if . . . Part II
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Originally posted by taxwonk
The mere fact that she has facial piercings at the age of 13 tells me all I need to know about the parents. If the Wonk Princess came home with a facial piercing, I would probably remove it with a needle-nose pliers. Then I would go find the monster who pierced her and use the pliers to remove other things.
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And the Wonk Princess would go out and get it redone. My little sister did this with a peircing to her chin and to her navel (they were not connected). She was maybe 14-15 at the time. |
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05-19-2004, 11:51 AM
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#1830
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Flat shoes
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
LTL/FB, it is a well-known fact that I am a flat-chested string bean. I personally give anyone on the board who has met me in real life permission to state otherwise, if they so believe.
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I am willing to believe you are a flat-chested fat without any independent testimony. So stipulated.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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