Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
She proceeds to shave the area between her boobs with a disposable razor. Why, Bilmore? Why?

First of all, I don't really understand how this area even *could* be shaved with a disposable razor. Isn't the terrain rather hilly for that?

Second of all, WHAT?

Third of all, I guess shaving unwanted hair there is better than flaunting a hairy dicky-type thing. Although I can't imagine wearing anything where this area would be exposed, especially if the area were hairy and/or stubbly.

I will probably ponder this for at least a few hours.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NoMoreSlave
I took he-whose-only-fuzz-is-on-his-sweater to consume a lethal number of these


Here is the GA gang celelbrating National Slave Day with a bumch of mojitos. You can see Slave there on the left with his arm around his little protege Coltrane. I don't know what Thurgreed is looking at but clearly this reminiscing about the old days at Kappa Kappa Gamma is boring the shit out of him. And, hey!, there is Bilmore all the way on the right, wearing his favorite festive hat. As usual, he appears to be the life of the party.

Slave appears to be having a good time, got his arm around his little man. I don't think he gets the irony that he is the mojito of posters. Do you, Plf, do you?


Hey! Who invited Sunny? I thought everyone hated her.


Hey, there's Sebby! He's the cat in the hep shirt, no pleats. And that chick is Spinster ltl. Would tonight be the night ltl finally gets to lick the starfish? And, over to the right . . . , Hey, Less, nice eyes! The poster child for what thirty years of lestertini swilling and wacking off to porn can do to a man. TOo bad the FB dried up. It was a nice place to meet chicks to get too drunk to say no, please keep that thing away from me.

I'm usually pretty good at guessing the puppetmaster behind the sock, but this one has me stumped.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Third of all, I guess shaving unwanted hair there is better than flaunting a hairy dicky-type thing.

I'm not sure what this means, but yes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
2. In the gym at the sinks: At my gym, they have free disposable razors available for those who shave at the gym (I don't know, ask someone who avails herself of this particular, umm... benefit). So, this topless lady comes over to the sinks to shave her pits AT THE SINK (come on!!), at which point I am beginning to get a little nauseated, but then she proceeds to apply shaving cream to the area between her boobs. I am trying to look surreptitiously to see what she's going to do with that shaving cream, because it couldn't possibly be that she's going to shave the area between her boobs -- but I am mistaken!! She proceeds to shave the area between her boobs with a disposable razor. Why, Bilmore? Why?

You really need to work on your endings if you want to get your letters published.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure what this means, but yes.

I actually just closed my office door and fashioned a make-shift razor-shaped head attached to a pen to determine whether my boob-valley could be shaved with a razor. No can do. There isn't enough space to manuever the razor head no matter how I position it.

I also tweaked my nipples, though this was just for fun and not for any sort of research purposes. I did not bill for the razor boob-valley research. I did write down my time for the nipple tweaking under marketing and development. I then walked down the hall and said hello to the managing partner.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I actually just closed my office door and fashioned a make-shift razor-shaped head attached to a pen to determine whether my boob-valley could be shaved with a razor. No can do. There isn't enough space to manuever the razor head no matter how I position it.

I also tweaked my nipples, though this was just for fun and not for any sort of research purposes. I did not bill for the razor boob-valley research. I did write down my time for the nipple tweaking under marketing and development. I then walked down the hall and said hello to the managing partner.

Stop it. I can't deal with this.

Alternatively, if you ever find yourself out of a job, please PM me immediately.

We have fantastic air conditioning. I can save you loads of effort.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I actually just closed my office door and fashioned a make-shift razor-shaped head attached to a pen to determine whether my boob-valley could be shaved with a razor. No can do. There isn't enough space to manuever the razor head no matter how I position it.

I also tweaked my nipples, though this was just for fun and not for any sort of research purposes. I did not bill for the razor boob-valley research. I did write down my time for the nipple tweaking under marketing and development. I then walked down the hall and said hello to the managing partner.

This particular woman was pretty flat-chested, and her boobs were spaced rather unnaturally far apart. I understand the confusion, so I hope this explanatory post clears that up.

I was hoping that my face was not registering the thoughts going through my mind as I witnessed this spectacle, because she probably would have kicked my ass if she could have read my thoughts. Not pretty.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by dtb
She proceeds to shave the area between her boobs with a disposable razor. Why, Bilmore? Why?

Look, for the last time, I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO ALL OF THESE FRIGGEN' QUESTIONS!. So everybody just stop asking me, okay?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We have fantastic air conditioning. I can save you loads of effort.

Who the hell needs air conditioning?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stop it. I can't deal with this.

Alternatively, if you ever find yourself out of a job, please PM me immediately.

We have fantastic air conditioning. I can save you loads of effort.

You act as if tweaking is (a) difficult and (b) not fun in and of itself. It's not the fact that they are perky that is fun. It is the underlying process of which perkiness is just a byproduct. And if one is simultaneously freezing, that undercuts the fun factor.

Uh, IMO.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
This particular woman was pretty flat-chested, and her boobs were spaced rather unnaturally far apart. I understand the confusion, so I hope this explanatory post clears that up.

I was hoping that my face was not registering the thoughts going through my mind as I witnessed this spectacle, because she probably would have kicked my ass if she could have read my thoughts. Not pretty.

Were they at least nice tits?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Is it just me, or is this guy (bad picture) kind of hot?

I am so not gay.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Holy crap. I need to break out my cowbell and crack open a bottle of fine champanya for this occasion.

TM

PS - I will never know how to spell occasion. That never looks right to me. But neither does "occassion" and "ocassion." It's a fucked up word.

You know what this post really needs? More cowbell!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
This particular woman was pretty flat-chested, and her boobs were spaced rather unnaturally far apart.

Did you see her in the shower? Did she have chin stubble?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is in my top four words I hate along with "slacks", "titty" and I forget the other one.

It was either "moist" or "supple."