Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did you see her in the shower? Did she have chin stubble?

You are asking all the wrong questions about a women's locker room.

Did she have a penis?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It was either "moist" or "supple."

I thought it was goiter.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was goiter.

I thought it was "panties."

tm

Originally posted by tmdiva
I thought it was "panties."

tm

It was "fleshy". Yup. I also hate the word "lay" as a verb and not the lying down meaning.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It was "fleshy". Yup. I also hate the word "lay" as a verb and not the lying down meaning.

I always thought "lay" was a noun.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was goiter.

I just wanted an excuse to write "supple." There, I did it again.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I always thought "lay" was a noun.

as opposed to the verb "fuck".

[slavio]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm usually pretty good at guessing the puppetmaster behind the sock, but this one has me stumped.

I have corresponded with Slave, who is enjoying a triumphant and relaxing midday mojito in sunny Manhattan while wearing the infamous fuzzy sweater, albeit with the sleeves rolled up. He is preparing for a day of tomfoolery at Scores, unbridled love making with his harem and then burritos for dinner and Johnny W. Blues for dessert. And then more love making. And more drinks. And more love. And the inevitable passout. There's the love indeed.

As for the sockmaster I'm guessing ironwuss, punkske, or maybe JRude. Those are the only three dillweeds capable of such unfunny tripe. Or maybe JPuke's cubicle mate. Whatever happened to that guy?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I just wanted an excuse to write "supple." There, I did it again.

Even her slacks were getting moist at the sight of his supple, fleshy goiter. He placed his hand on her titty. She wanted to remove his trousers and lay him right there.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by slavio
I have corresponded with Slave, who is enjoying a triumphant and relaxing midday mojito in sunny Manhattan . . .

How can a mojito be "triumphant"?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bilmore
How can a mojito be "triumphant"?

Victory over the Cosmopolitan?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bilmore
How can a mojito be "triumphant"?

By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks.

[ironnutsedge]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks.

The pisco sour is beyond paigow. Only the princepessas of passe, like Penske and his metropal PLF, would indulge such slop.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Greeting and cheers fellow Lawtalkers internet-style lawyer chatting board denizens. As many of you know or have figured out, penske_account has been on a prolonged hiatus. I know this has caused some consternation among some of you, so I wanted to pass along the fact that I heard from him just today, via an electonic instant messaging communication format. I told him about the many penske-esque socks cluttering the board (not penske, penske_material, what have you), and he conveyed his great dismay. It is clear to both of us that these are merely socks of the evil ironweed, or perhaps socks of ironweed's evil sock, ironnutsedge. In any event, in case all this socking chicanery has been getting you down, he wanted to let you know that he misses you and is still here in spirit. To that end, I will relay a redacted excerpt of an electronic instant messaging communication from earlier today:

p_l_flower: I will pass on your words of good cheer to the Lawtalkers FB chatting board
penske_account: yes
penske_account: please do
penske_account: I love those kids
p_l_flower: Yes, morale is low there
penske_account: vista la playa
penske_account: you can tell them I said that
p_l_flower: I will
penske_account: perhaps that will help
penske_account: thanks

Good luck.

Sincerely,

The Flower

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks.

Is it wearing a necker....oh, fuck it. Is it wearing a scarf?