Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are an idiot.

First they came for the idiots
and then you didn't know what happened
because you're an idiot
and therefore, were gone
and couldn't see what happened after you left

TM

Yez, somebody is begging for a good bitchslapping.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. At least hair is expected there. Seeing a random black nipple hair is revolting. Fuck, I'm a guy and I can't stand chest hair on myself.

But no, I don't shave it off. That's revolting.

However, if it was martini glass, I would shave it off. I have a buddy who has no hair except a really thick patch in the dead in the middle of his chest. Every summer I bust his balls about how he has what appears to be a chick's bush smack dab in the center of his chest. It doesn't look right.

I do vigilantly remove any errant back hair I spot... and I check frequently, since an occasional one will pop up every few months...

Memo to Sebby: you are one inchoate gay

PS. Don't need to know about your errant back hairs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You expect to see hair between a woman's breasts? Honestly, I have never heard of such a thing.

Yes, that was a grammatical car wreck. I meant:

You expect to see hair "down there", but not anywhere on a woman's chest. I assumed that was understood, but... well... whatever.

Bilmore - If you can stand the thought that you might have a hair on your back, good for you. You're probably the sort of person who also leaves Everest-sized whiteheads on your face.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


Bilmore - If you can stand the thought that you might have a hair on your back, good for you. You're probably the sort of person who also leaves Everest-sized whiteheads on your face.

Stop it. Between you and Abba I can barely control myself.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Just FYI, my current boyfriend's name is Jarome, not Jerome. He's on the road a lot these days, hence the need for Mr. Big Stuff. I don't have one of those t-shirts, but I am interested in where to find one.

Doh. Sorry about that. I'll make sure that any future haiku will spell his name correctly.

And as for the t-shirts, I did a quick search, and this article was all I found. I do know that there were a bunch of them in the stands at the last Calagry home game.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Memo to Sebby: you are one inchoate gay

PS. Don't need to know about your errant back hairs.

I wish. You know how cash and time I've spent chasing ass? Christ, I just found myself getting on the wrong elevator because I was following a hot ass and pair of legs and had to see the face. I didn't only go a few floors beyond my office - I got onto a totally different elevator bank and went 25 floors above my office.

And I'm married. I guess its Spring...

PS: Hey, a random back hair beats the Rocky Mountain Range of whiteheads on Bilmore's back.

[mmm3587]

Don't people get random hairs here and there? And couldn't a women be concerned about it enough to shave a little there? Or maybe she wants her skin to be totally smooth and hairless, instead of having those tiny smooth little hairs that everyone has a little bit of all over there bodies.

And, I don't see why it would be a problem to shave that area. You should turn the razor to the side and shave parallel to the ground. You don't always have to shave up and down. If paigow's ok with it, I will allow her some respite from the weekly hourlong blow job she gives me ("Don't come yet, baby, I want to keep blowing you!!") and we will photograph some breastshaving for TMBSDI*.


* TM Breast Shaving Day I

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, but the guy in the red leather sportcoat is all by his lonesome. What does that tell you?

Siegfried is looking for a new partner?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stop it. Between you and Abba I can barely control myself.

Coltrane,

I know you are hoping to have a shot with Ms. Kiss and because I like you I think you should know that she is case sensitive, if you get my drift (and I'm not sure that you do). So try calling her ABBA and see if you get better results.

not case sensitively yours,
ncs

[Replaced_Texan]

[list=1][*]I had a sebby moment driving back from lunch. As I passed an elementary school, kids were moving from one class to another. Over half the class was pulling backpacks with wheels. When the backpack with wheels first came out, I thought it looked ridiculous and I convinced myself that no kid would actually use such a thing because it looked so dorky. I was shocked to see actual real kids not only owning backpacks with wheels, but also using the wheel part to schlep around books. I realize that the back pain that I have probably stems from my hauling a good 25 percent of my body weight on my back for the fifth through twenty fifth year of my life, but the backpack-with-wheels alternative seems worse than the back pain. I weep for the youth of America.
[*]I also had a fringy moment coming back from lunch. A big ass pickup truck came into the garage around the same time I did and was looking for a place to park. I laughed as it tried to unsuccessfully fit itself into space after space. After at least six attempts, it had to give up and try another floor.
[*]Finally, a "is this a good idea" question. I got an e-mail a couple of weeks ago from a friend announcing his break-up with his girlfriend of two years. He said something about not wanting to go into the reasons for the break up every time he ran into another person, and he briefly went into some of the reasons for the break-up. I can imagine that it's a hell of a lot easier to send out one of these e-mails, but at the same time it's both TMI and probably not the true picture. From a practical point of view, though, it is useful, since they have a lot of mutual friends and it staves off the "where's X?" questions and reports back that "Y was macking on some girl." This is not the first time I've received one of these e-mails. On another occasion, I got press-release type e-mails that were clearly composed by both parties and were sent out to all friends under both e-mail addresses. Again, useful information, good to get out there, but a little off-putting. [/list=1]

[mmm3587]

A friend sent me this question. I responded, but I'm curious to see what advice would have been given had she posted here:

"Okay, here's what I want advice about. I know you've finessed this situation yourself. I think my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend. I always thought it would be really convenient to be able to have sex with someone who lived really close. I'm not really interested in him as far as relationship possiblity, but I would be interested in sleeping with him. Is there something you can say to a guy that lets him know that? I would just lay it all on the table, but I think that would just freak him out and we are sharing DirectTV, so I have to be careful not to mess that up."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Don't people get random hairs here and there? And couldn't a women be concerned about it enough to shave a little there? Or maybe she wants her skin to be totally smooth and hairless, instead of having those tiny smooth little hairs that everyone has a little bit of all over there bodies.

And, I don't see why it would be a problem to shave that area. You should turn the razor to the side and shave parallel to the ground. You don't always have to shave up and down. If paigow's ok with it, I will allow her some respite from the weekly hourlong blow job she gives me ("Don't come yet, baby, I want to keep blowing you!!") and we will photograph some breastshaving for TMBSDI*.


* TM Breast Shaving Day I

You just have to be careful not to slip or try to do it drunk, possibly winding up with some nasty Bob-Geldof-shaving-in-The-Wall action... Most men would find that sort of body modification unattractive.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Finally, a "is this a good idea" question. I got an e-mail a couple of weeks ago from a friend announcing his break-up with his girlfriend of two years. He said something about not wanting to go into the reasons for the break up every time he ran into another person, and he briefly went into some of the reasons for the break-up. I can imagine that it's a hell of a lot easier to send out one of these e-mails, but at the same time it's both TMI and probably not the true picture. From a practical point of view, though, it is useful, since they have a lot of mutual friends and it staves off the "where's X?" questions and reports back that "Y was macking on some girl." This is not the first time I've received one of these e-mails. On another occasion, I got press-release type e-mails that were clearly composed by both parties and were sent out to all friends under both e-mail addresses. Again, useful information, good to get out there, but a little off-putting.

What was the reason?

And, I can't imagine working out a mutual e-mail to send with an ex, if that e-mail had to describe why we broke up. That sounds like a Friends episode. It would also feel way too much like work, where negotiations about language and how to say things are what I do. Although it might let you use some interesting phrases like "That's a purely business issue" or incorporate concepts like indemnification for future phone bills or something like that.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Don't people get random hairs here and there? And couldn't a women be concerned about it enough to shave a little there?

I went to all-female schools and saw about a thousand racks, and don't ever remember seeing a woman with hair between her breasts, much less hair worth shaving. Anyone else?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane,

I know you are hoping to have a shot with Ms. Kiss and because I like you I think you should know that she is case sensitive, if you get my drift (and I'm not sure that you do). So try calling her ABBA and see if you get better results.

not case sensitively yours,
ncs

Oh, I was talking about the band. They really get me going. Throw in some falsetto Bee Gees and I'm knocking over bottles of Jack.