Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Anne Elk]

Halle Berry presented the award for Best Male Performance.



Did you win TM?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think that the person would still be lying there unconscious, and would (with any luck) remain ignorant of the banging upon regaining consciousness when the drugs wear off.

You are so f'ing stupid. I would be getting ready for more. I lust after the Flower to the core of my being (which is made of lettuce, so it's really not that substantial, but still)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I lust after the Flower to the core of my being (which is made of lettuce, so it's really not that substantial, but still)

Iceberg lettuce? Offer yourself up with a nice mojito, and Flower will be soooo all over you.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
or so they say. Most curious. Is the entire internet down except this site? Maybe it's my lame-o IT folks' fault, but anyway. I cannot open any pages on the internet except this site. MR, who's ass did you lick to keep this place surviving? Kudos! Or maybe you can come over here and thank the IT folks, who seem to know what's really important to keep going.

I guess you will have to make do with the Adult Board forums for now until your IT folks fix the problem.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Halle Berry presented the award for Best Male Performance.

This is not usually something I find myself saying as a general rule, but she looks much, much better with shorter hair.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is all.

I adore this re: line.

Okay, so on my way back from wherever I just was, I passed a man driving a bright yellow Hummer H2 with the license plate BRICK RD. I wish to nominate him for the first annual People Who Try Too Hard and Still Fail Award (PWTTHASFA).

And then, I drove past a vacant lot with a sign on it which read in its entirety, "Do You Have Any Ideas?" (xxx) xxx-xxxx". I was almost compelled to call the number, just to say "Why yes, I do. I have a number of ideas, from the mundane to the profane. I am practically rife with ideas. I am a veritable idea factory. Thank you so much for asking." Instead, I turned up the CD player, popped a valium, and I feel much, mcuh better.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/10/ny...eon.html?8hpib

Interesting article about pigeon-napping...that is, until you get to the following quote:

'"There is a real lack of policy when it comes to urban wildlife," said Johanna Clearfield, director of the Urban Wildlife Coalition, a group that does what it can for squirrels, sparrows and pigeons in New York City.

Ms. Kugelmas agreed. "If Bernard Goetz can be the city's main squirrel rehabber, which he is, then you know there is a real void here," she said, referring to the man who shot four teenagers on a subway train in 1984.'

Is this a paid position, SS?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Halle Berry presented the award for Best Male Performance.



Did you win TM?

No. But you can be damned sure that I finished above Fred Durst.

TM

PS - Yeah, I see the potential for TM/Durst jokes. Let's see what you got.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. But you can be damned sure that I finished above Fred Durst.

TM

PS - Yeah, I see the potential for TM/Durst jokes. Let's see what you got.

So, Fred was on bottom for the DA part of the evening?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I adore this re: line.

Okay, so on my way back from wherever I just was, I passed a man driving a bright yellow Hummer H2 with the license plate BRICK RD. I wish to nominate him for the first annual People Who Try Too Hard and Still Fail Award (PWTTHASFA).

And then, I drove past a vacant lot with a sign on it which read in its entirety, "Do You Have Any Ideas?" (xxx) xxx-xxxx". I was almost compelled to call the number, just to say "Why yes, I do. I have a number of ideas, from the mundane to the profane. I am practically rife with ideas. I am a veritable idea factory. Thank you so much for asking." Instead, I turned up the CD player, popped a valium, and I feel much, mcuh better.

Good thing you didn't call as you then would have had to turn around and present yourself with a PWTTHASFA.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
...a bright yellow Hummer H2 with the license plate BRICK RD...

Yesterday, I saw a black older model SL500 with the New York license plate IAMRICH. Now THAT is pretentious. Especially since he was in Chicago...

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And then, I drove past a vacant lot with a sign on it which read in its entirety, "Do You Have Any Ideas?" (xxx) xxx-xxxx". I was almost compelled to call the number, just to say "Why yes, I do. I have a number of ideas, from the mundane to the profane. I am practically rife with ideas. I am a veritable idea factory. Thank you so much for asking." Instead, I turned up the CD player, popped a valium, and I feel much, mcuh better.

Hey, Chuck -- get this. Mayonaise right in the can of tuna.

In other news, I had a series of client meetings out of town yesterday. Fenwick called my day a "schmooze-a-thon," but that's just jealousy -- don't you people realize how difficult it can be to chortle appreciatively at client witticisms over Cristal at Moomba?

Anyway, one of the new in-house lawyers at Kresge's (my slip and fall practice is not limited to Piggly-Wiggly, contrary to myth) is hot, hot, hot. I think that I managed to keep my leering to a minimum. I hope.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. But you can be damned sure that I finished above Fred Durst.

How, DNA testing?

Was Halle out getting a sandwich while this was going on?

Durst really will do it ALL for the nookie...

Couldn't think of a good bukkake joke.

Enjoy the veal.

[Alex_de_Large]

Rick Moranis and Ray Charles dead in the same week?!?

[Atticus Grinch]

Your dog is smarter than your two-year-old.

They spent good money to prove dogs understand words? Hell, they could have just watched how Hank's dog slinks away every time he puts on Barry White and breaks out the peanut butter jar.