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08-22-2005, 01:35 PM
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#1951
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Hi Guys.
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Originally posted by dtb
For most people, it's atonement, for me, it's a gift. Sometimes, it's a week-long celebration. You cannot imagine the excitement.
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What do you do to celebrate?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-22-2005, 01:35 PM
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#1952
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Quick Question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
R = no one under 17 without parent/guardian
NC-17 = formerly X = no one under 17
Are you really so old you forget the days of sneaking into R movies?
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Was the 3 thrust rule in effect then?
I don't think we ever snuck - we usually knew someone at the theatre. Same thing at the bars. Nice to live in a relatively small town.
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08-22-2005, 01:35 PM
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#1953
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Hi Guys.
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Originally posted by dtb
And how would you know that, mister? RP will not be pleased.
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Why do you say this? Because of the failure to use the possessive form? I can forgive such a grammatical lapse (indeed, almost any grammatical lapse) by a (sexy) man whose head is between my thighs.
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08-22-2005, 01:38 PM
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#1954
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What do you do to celebrate?
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It's a top-secret ritual. I'll see what I can do about getting you an invite to this year's festivities; no guarantees, though.
Last edited by dtb; 08-22-2005 at 01:41 PM..
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08-22-2005, 01:38 PM
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#1955
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Hi Guys.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I can introduce you to my soon-to-be-ex-wife if you'd like.
[ETA: But I wouldn't recommend it.]
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It seems like there should be one fewer hyphen in there. dtb? rp? |
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08-22-2005, 01:39 PM
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#1956
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Hi Guys.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some even enjoy you doing it with your tongue!
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I'm going to have to try that one. You don't mind if I use your move, do you? We all know how mad Jerry was when Putty used his move.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-22-2005, 01:40 PM
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#1957
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why do you say this? Because of the failure to use the possessive form? I can forgive such a grammatical lapse (indeed, almost any grammatical lapse) by a (sexy) man whose head is between my thighs.
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No. It was not grammar-related displeasure I was envisioning. |
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08-22-2005, 01:41 PM
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#1958
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems like there should be one fewer hyphen in there. dtb? rp?
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coRRECT! (a la Plankton) |
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08-22-2005, 01:43 PM
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#1959
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
coRRECT! (a la Plankton)
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Should it be "soon-to-be ex-wife" or "soon-to-be-ex wife"?
ETA what does correct have to do with stuff whales eat? |
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08-22-2005, 01:45 PM
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#1960
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
For what could dtb possibly have to atone on Punctuation Day?
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Impure thoughts... Dreams of extraneous and misplaced commas, phrases ended in periods...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-22-2005, 01:50 PM
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#1961
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
No. It was not grammar-related displeasure I was envisioning.
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Imagine the displeasure his actual wife must be feeling. |
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08-22-2005, 01:50 PM
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#1962
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
And how would you know that, mister? RP will not be pleased.
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That you’re not nuts about doing something does not mean you don’t do it.
Were not liking the same as not doing, I’d have never acquired the “Esq” I can slap on the end of my name (which remains connected to me like a case of Hep C or herpes...).
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-22-2005, 01:51 PM
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#1963
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Beer crash
You people are hopeless. Punctuation, schmunctuation.
In other news...JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Hundreds of looters battled police all weekend at the site of a beer train wreck in violence that left one woman dead, South African police said on Monday as they kept a heavy guard on the remaining alcohol.
The train carrying 180,000 crates of beer from South African Breweries derailed on Friday night near Waterval Boven, 124 miles east of Johannesburg, Superintendent Izak van Zyl said.
By Saturday morning, police were battling up to 200 people from the nearby township trying to make off with crates of beer.
Police handed the site over to railway security staff but were back again on Sunday morning, firing more rubber bullets as looters converged on the train. Officers raided nearby houses, recovered three out of 500 missing cases and arrested six people.
Van Zyl said 20 officers would remain at the site until the overturned wagons and surviving beer crates could be recovered, an operation that could take up to a week.
But by then, the beer will be toast.
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08-22-2005, 01:55 PM
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#1964
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Participlicious
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Grammarcy Park
Posts: 2
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
It's a top-secret ritual. I'll see what I can do about getting you an invite to this year's festivities; no guarantees, though.
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Am I invited? If so, I am going to really give it you, iykwim. I plan to completely pleasure you! |
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08-22-2005, 01:55 PM
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#1965
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Hi Guys.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
It's a top-secret ritual. I'll see what I can do about getting you an invite to this year's festivities; no guarantees, though.
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Reading this sentence, my participles are dangling in anticipation.
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