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ABBAKiss · 08-22-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
No joke, although RT's "timesheet" account missed one session (as my first boss always lectured the junior associates: if you don't write it down as you're doing it, you're always going to lose track).

How did this happen? I didn't realize Baltimore was in Texas?

dtb · 08-22-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Should it be "soon-to-be ex-wife" or "soon-to-be-ex wife"?

ETA what does correct have to do with stuff whales eat?

I was thinking of the second one, but the first works too.

(Plankton is a SpongeBob reference -- I didn't think there would be widespread understanding.)

Shape Shifter · 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How did this happen? I didn't realize Baltimore was in Texas?

sts, npi, etc.

ABBAKiss · 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I can introduce you to my soon-to-be-ex-wife if you'd like.

[ETA: But I wouldn't recommend it.]

So you are an ADULTERER!?!?????

ltl/fb · 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Reading this sentence, my participles are dangling in anticipation.

I don't think she likes them all dangly. Perhaps you should stiffen them up.

dtb, do you think "soon-to-be-ex- wife" would work? With the space?

Not Bob · 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What do you do to celebrate?

A bottle of bubbly, sending the kids off with the governness, making sure that Insane Jealous Husband is busy at the office, filling a bubble bath, lighting soft flickering candles, and putting this on the CD, with "repeat" selected:

ABBAKiss · 08-22-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
sts, npi, etc.

Whateriffic.

Hank Chinaski · 08-22-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am out of the loop. WTF does this mean. Suck tits slowly, no penile insertion?

Edit your post to just read whiff. i thoguht you made a funny like "in Texas"- get it? I thought it was intentional. so you could go back and just reply water or whiff to SS, and he'd look the fool.

dtb · 08-22-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Insane Jealous Husband

Commas and hyphens would help here, too.

Hank Chinaski · 08-22-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Commas would help here too.

Can we post the upside down exclaimation points, you know- at the start of the sentence, here?

Not Bob · 08-22-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Commas would help here too.

Pish-tosh. That's his name (hence the initial caps).

baltassoc · 08-22-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How did this happen? I didn't realize Baltimore was in Texas?

Baltimore is no where near Texas. Ironically, neither RT nor I were anywhere near either Baltimore or Texas when we hooked up.

But there are airplanes in this modern world, as well as telephones.

As it happened, she was in town, and we hooked up, thinking it was going to be a short-term thing. Then we realized we actually really liked each other, and have kept it going long distance. Fortunately, we are GAs, so the expense of plane tickets is not a huge deal.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-22-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Baltimore is no where near Texas. Ironically, neither RT nor I were anywhere near either Baltimore or Texas when we hooked up.

But there are airplanes in this modern world, as well as telephones.

As it happened, she was in town, and we hooked up, thinking it was going to be a short-term thing. Then we realized we actually really liked each other, and have kept it going long distance. Fortunately, we are GAs, so the expense of plane tickets is not a huge deal.

Thanks for that last sentence. I was truly concerned about whether your love would overcome the current fare raises.

You hopeless romantic bastard.

Shape Shifter · 08-22-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am out of the loop. WTF does this mean. Suck tits slowly, no penile insertion?

No, but it does now.

Not Bob · 08-22-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am out of the loop. WTF does this mean. Suck tits slowly, no penile insertion?

I like your acronyms better.

Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. Balt and RT have indeed gotten together, and at this point seem (to this member of the LawTalkers community, at least) to be, like, boyfriend/girlfriend. It is a long-distance relationship, with lots of flying in on Southwest.

TM got all annoyed at their lovey-dovey cooing, so they have decided not to talk too much about it. But, if you go back to posts of about 2-3 weeks, you can read all about it.