Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Our stats are way, way up lately. We're about to pass April and we have another couple of days of September to do. And August was just insane. Have we been talking that much?

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I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have been fascinating.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Our stats are way, way up lately. We're about to pass April and we have another couple of days of September to do. And August was just insane. Have we been talking that much?

Monthly Stats for 2005

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January (287986)
February (366395)
March (301794)
April (243540)
May (270639)
June (375379)
July (309294)
August (623909)
September (239860)

I'm not sure about everyone else, but SS has been a must-read lately.

eta: mierda!

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I'm not sure about everyone else, but SS has been a must-read lately.

eta: mierda!

You are so international!

Originally posted by dtb
You are so international!

The correct term for my silky suave-ee-tude is "continental."

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
The correct term for my silky suave-ee-tude is "continental."

Something like a "continental breakfast"? You know, frequently stale. Cold and hard, yet a bit fruity. Sometimes glazed?

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Something like a "continental breakfast"? You know, frequently stale. Cold and hard, yet a bit fruity. Sometimes glazed?

But I am richer than ten of Fringey's chocolate muffins. So bite me.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ironweed
The correct term for my silky suave-ee-tude is "continental."

Indeed:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Indeed:

RT, I thought we said no outable pictures of Spanky.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
RT, I thought we said no outable pictures of Spanky.

Burger cropped out the water balloon-toting nine-year-olds in the hallway. That's not enough?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Our stats are way, way up lately. We're about to pass April and we have another couple of days of September to do. And August was just insane. Have we been talking that much?

Monthly Stats for 2005

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January (287986)
February (366395)
March (301794)
April (243540)
May (270639)
June (375379)
July (309294)
August (623909)
September (239860)

I was out in July. I came back in August. You'll notice that the amount of bitchitude increases when I am here.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Burger cropped out the water balloon-toting nine-year-olds in the hallway. That's not enough?

If only you could give up your other internet girlfriends.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by dtb
The fellas that I work with are trying to get on a health kick now that I've spent the last few weeks plying them with donuts. So, instead of eating donuts as today's breakfast supplement, they ordered pizza.

That was one righteous slice of pizza I just inhaled. Most excellent.

Explain how pizza as a "breakfast supplement" factors into a health kick? Wouldn't a health kick involve something like not having a breakfast supplement?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Explain how pizza as a "breakfast supplement" factors into a health kick? Wouldn't a health kick involve something like not having a breakfast supplement?

Well, if you subscribe to the glycemic index theory (where is gwinky anyway), or even just to the whole sugar-crash-cycle thing, eating an equal number of calories in the form of pizza rather than in the form of donuts will keep you from feeling hungry for a longer period of time, and is less likely to result in the severe hunger pangs (which often lead to overeating) that high-glycemic index foods tend to induce.

Plus, they might be able to convince themselves that the breakfast supplement is actually an early lunch, and therefore eat one fewer meal.

And pizza has calcium and lycopene and protein (and possibly veggies) and donuts generally have none of those. Maybe the boston creme ones have calcium.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Explain how pizza as a "breakfast supplement" factors into a health kick? Wouldn't a health kick involve something like not having a breakfast supplement?

J. Fred Whiff should have started his day with a bowl of Whiff Chex.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
J. Fred Whiff should have started his day with a bowl of Whiff Chex.

No dice. He's on the Whatkins.