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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If you don't have your own blog, you really ought to.

He's refining his schtick on craigslist first. Look for the blog 2nd quarter 2005.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever eaten acid? If you haven't, there's no use in us debating. You wouldn't understand anything I said.

I am told by people in the know that it is drop. Not eat.

And because I know you want it - today's news. However, someone must tell the government that pot is not addictive.

More seek help for pot addiction
Admission rates for treatment nearly triple, government says.
WASHINGTON - The admission rate for those who seek treatment for marijuana use nearly tripled between 1992 and 2002, according to the latest data compiled by the federal government.

The numbers released Friday reflect a growing use of marijuana in the 1990s and an increase in the potency of marijuana, said Tom Riley, a spokesman for the White House’s Office of National Drug Control Policy.

“This report makes clear what people in the public health community have known for years, which is marijuana is a much more dangerous drug than many Americans realize,” Riley said. “This report is a wake up call for parents that marijuana is not a soft drug. It’s a much bigger part of the addiction problem than is generally understood.”

Bastards.

Not CNN

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
If you don't have your own blog, you really ought to.

Last thing we need is another poster with a blog.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Last thing we need is another poster with a blog.

I thought Sebby was wacko discontented better-than-other-people philly lawyer with a blog???

I guess he could have 2.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How many people rat out their former pot smoking buddies anyway? If approached by the FBI (or DEA), and asked, would you really answer "yeah, X and I smoked some righteous bud back in the day. good times, good times."?

(in fact, if anyone did say that, I think there's be a pretty persuasive argument that he was so wacked out of his mind that he must have you confused with someone else)

FOAF was interviewed by a pair of CHP about an applicant who was a college toke buddy. The entire time Ponch's foot was less than a yard from the extension cord leading to the gently humming grow light in the closet. "No, sir, never. Why, that would be illeeeeegal."

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dangerous? Perhaps not. Amusing? For me, sure. For the guy who owned the house? Prob not. But is this the type of behavior we really want to encourage?

And that, my friends, is the difference between a libertine and a libertarian --- a hypo in which drug use interferes with property rights.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
translation: look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am really smart and witty, no really.

I think this sets some kind of bar for the "Translation:" genre.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Projecting onto others again?

I think this sets some kind of bar for the flame genre.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are still here? I would have thought you and sunny had already left for the Lobotomized Narcissists convention.

Re: the bar being set, nevermind.

[Atticus Grinch]

Mine haven't experienced shrinkage (sez Barry).

Dave Matthews proves all it takes to be a film producer in today's Hollywood is the courage to stand around and scratch your own balls.

Tom Arnold is resorting to the mysticism of the Orient to accomplish what nature in its wisdom abhors --- the creation of Tom Arnold offspring.

Testes are delicious (sez Flinty)! {Spree: article is not for the squeamish, but contains worthwhile karmic punchline in last graf.}

[Atticus Grinch]

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age.

• 33: Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic alone.

Yeah, but whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? It's like we never heard from her again --- fuckin' one-hit wonder. Boo-yah!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Testes are delicious (sez Flinty)! {Spree: article is not for the squeamish, but contains worthwhile karmic punchline in last graf.}

Never rub another chimp's rhubarb. Also, testes tastes like chicken.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age.

• 33: Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic alone.

Yeah, but whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? It's like we never heard from her again --- fuckin' one-hit wonder. Boo-yah!

I always get this sock confused with that other- this is the sock who thinks Tiger woods shouldn't date white women and who we all ignore- right?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's not inspired at all. That's just a fact we both know. I just happened to write it.

Look at the drugs the govt lets you have - alcohol, painkillers, anti-depression meds. None open your mind worth a damn. In fact, they do the opposite, and have the added benefit of making Big Pharma richer and richer.

But pot, an utterly harmless drug when compared to booze, is illegal. And acid and shrooms, which are not addictive and will not physically hurt you (to the asshole considering doing so, don't even think about posting some horseshit about flashbacks - it's crap and we both know it), are schedule one drugs....

Horseshit about the "open your mind" stuff. Hang out with someone tripping and you'll see the tripper's mind isn't "opening"; they are just becoming really annoying, pointing out really stupid shit (hey man, look at that red wall moving), and thinking they are discovering "new dimensions of being" whereas they are just unknowingly in a semi-retarded state they find aggrandizing unlike those around them. The worst was the Deadhead I dated who showed up at my apartment tripping and bored me to tears with a god-awful analysis of his most favorite thing in the world, the song "Tangled Up In Blue". I only dated him b/c he had long hair and was like really young, but he seemed more interested in tripping than pooty store shopping so out he went. Too bad. Those long locks (all one length; no mullets for me) and sandles and youthful pout made him look like a young Jesus which made me hot.

As for anti-depressants, I'd rather have the world around me on anti-depressants, if they're going to be on any drug. Nothing worse than depressed people. They're more annoying than trippers, slobbering all over you with their prooblems. And people on MAO inhibiters seem to drive better and also stay out of my face which is all I give a crap about. I don't mind cokeheads, but only in a dance club because they are more fun.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I always get this sock confused with that other- this is the sock who thinks Tiger woods shouldn't date white women and who we all ignore- right?

No, no, you're supposed to confuse me with the sock who posted about his girlfriend constantly begging him for anal. BTW, your mom says hi.