Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They're shitboxes made of recycled beer cans sold to dumbass 23 year old girls who don't know any better,

You mean, like Saab 900s were in the 1980s and early 90s?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am with SD. I would say, get a real car, man . THough I suppose its the equivalent of owning a maltese or pomeranian- shows that you are secure in your masculinity.

No, it shows that you're a fool who's easily separated from his wallet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And there's something just tacky about straight men going to gay bars and accepting drinks from suitors without letting the suitors know that nothing is likely to happen beyond the drink.

Oh sure. It's okay when Hank goes out and spends all that hard-earned cash on women who aren't interested. But when he's trying to get a little attention himself, it's tacky? Doesn't seem fair.

TM

Preemption: And no, when he showed up at Rawhide, I didn't so much as give him a wink.

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wait a minute, you're busting my balls for being obvious, then in the same breath you're posting this drivel. Here is wisdom, shmuck...

When you post, post something of substance, be it inane or wrong, or whatever, but make it at least mildly amusing or incendiary or at least somewhat thought provoking, even if redundant, as yours truly can be.

DO NOT post "Yeh, this list is so dead on!" This is a particularly annoying post since you've chosen to agree that Starship's "We Built This City" is the worst song of all time. Its tantamount ot saying "Fuck, yes... Hitler's politics were terribly offensive!"

Post an original thought or don't post.

Deliciously ironic. A multiple paragraph post on "single men just want to get laid and couldn't buy a clue with a stack of Benjis" and you're getting off on being original or thought provoking or whatever.

btw, the cat was was Gerry, not Jerry, Cooney, assjack.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You mean, like Saab 900s were in the 1980s and early 90s?

No, its a godamned novelty car. You might as well wear a clown outfit or a huge sign around your neck that says "I have the same tastes as my 15 year old sister." At least a Saab intended to be a real automobile.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, it shows that you're a fool who's easily separated from his wallet.

What else are you going to drive off in in that price range, a Civic? An accord? Maybe the camry caught your eye? A Neon or any of the other fine american steel are also attractive altenatives--Sebring anyone?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Berry Hunter
Deliciously ironic. A multiple paragraph post on "single men just want to get laid and couldn't buy a clue with a stack of Benjis" and you're getting off on being original or thought provoking or whatever.

btw, the cat was was Gerry, not Jerry, Cooney, assjack.

Again, Gerry, you've chosen to swat a nice fat slice straight down the right side of the fairway.

But you get Timmy point for the misspelling. Ask ltl/fb if you get a gold star.

"Deliciously ironic?" That hackneyed shit won't even get you into Esquire anymore. Are you in fucking Iowa?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What else are you going to drive off in in that price range, a Civic? An accord? Maybe the camry caught your eye? A Neon or any of the other fine american steel are also attractive altenatives--Sebring anyone?

You're racing Gerry for most annoying right now.

A USED CAR.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, it shows that you're a fool who's easily separated from his wallet.

Thats part of it. This is a ridiculous car because of that (though I dont know enough about cars but maybe it is a really high quality thing worth its price tag but I suspect not bc its a gimmicky little fruitmobile).

but mostly its tantamount to str8 loving the von bondies or whatever the fuck. its trying to say you are oringinal and cool bc you drive this stupid car which is supposed to be so originial and cool. unless you designed and invented that stupid thing, you dont get cool points for owning that silly fruitbox

and its a fruitbox. reminds me of a miata in a big hoop skirt.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What else are you going to drive off in in that price range, a Civic? An accord? Maybe the camry caught your eye? A Neon or any of the other fine american steel are also attractive altenatives--Sebring anyone?

Now we know what the cootermobile looks like. Ladies, watch your bushes.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
VWs and Minis are McCars. They're shitboxes made of recycled beer cans sold to dumbass 23 year old girls who don't know any better, or the goateed moron who says "Brother, you should try the peppermint latte" at Starbucks.

"Do I look like the sort of guy who buys a fucking peppermint coffee?"

I have a car you would probably like. (Well, if you got over your Euro-emblem fixation.)

I've also rented Mini's. Fun shit. Hot little mini-racecars.

[notcasesensitive]

On the subject of the current Bachelor, realityblurred has this:

The Bachelor number five and second-string quarterback for the Giants Jesse Palmer says he decided to participate in the ABC series because he could be anonymous. He tells TV Guide, "When this opportunity came up, I thought it was great because the women didn’t know who I was or what I did for a living, which put us all on an even playing field. In the past, it became obvious that (some women) were more interested in saying to people, 'Hey, I'm dating a professional athlete.'" A Giants spokesperson said that Jesse "should be careful not to do anything that will reflect poorly on the Giants because then we would have a problem." Like, whore yourself on a reality TV show, maybe?

And I would have thought that playing like absolute shit for the last few games of the season while Collins was injured would be more offensive to the Giants organization than going on some fucking dating show. Could they be looking for an excuse to sack this worthless bumbling toothy Canadian (sorry, gwinky)? Is playing like shit no longer a fireable offense?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now we know what the cootermobile looks like. Ladies, watch your bushes.

Yep, busted.

Here's a pic of what's in my driveway.

pic

Not pictured is the trailer I need to haul my dick around in.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
its trying to say you are oringinal and cool bc you drive this stupid car which is supposed to be so originial and cool.

You mean, like driving your jaguar or mercedes CLK is saying the cat known as my husband or daddy has really made it?

Originally posted by bilmore
I have a car you would probably like. (Well, if you got over your Euro-emblem fixation.)

I've also rented Mini's. Fun shit. Hot little mini-racecars.

Billy Baggins looked so cute driving his mini cooter. I do think the pink steering wheel is taking the retro thign a step too far.