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06-24-2004, 03:26 PM
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Location: State of Chaos
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That would be his fake ID and what are you whining about, it's not like you'd put out for him.
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Don't you mean "it's not like you'd put out for him" ? |
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06-24-2004, 03:26 PM
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#2087
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You mock this device, but I think it is effective. When my eyes scan a sentence that has been unnaturally broken up by periods, my brain automatically puts little pauses between the words. I cannot help it. On a related note, on the door of a hair place I sometimes go to, it says "Walk. Right. In." I always thought it was an odd way to write that untill I started seeing this device used here on the boards. Now I really appreciate the dramatic effect of the welcoming message on the door.
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The Multi-period Sentence. It's the new Asterisk of the FB.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-24-2004, 03:26 PM
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#2088
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, sweetass, because that construction emphasizes the fact that in contrast to say, me, Not Bob is actually old.* I am dewy and fresh and funny.
And. I. Want. You. So. Badly.
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I realized that right after I posted it but I would have felt like a pussy if I didn't let it stay. Sometimes you reap what you sow.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 03:26 PM
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#2089
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Confidential to Coltrane
Use the Lawtalkers Amazon link to get in contact with 1-800-FLOWERS
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-24-2004, 03:30 PM
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#2090
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Confidential to Coltrane
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Use the Lawtalkers Amazon link to get in contact with 1-800-FLOWERS
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Thank. You.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 03:34 PM
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#2091
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If he sent flowers, he might get somewhere.
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Who am I kidding. You don't even need to send flowers.
Uh, I mean, he doesn't.
ETA that flowers are good, but not a prerequisite.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 06-24-2004 at 03:38 PM..
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06-24-2004, 03:35 PM
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#2092
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by bill killer
This is not really the kind of carping I would expect from a reptilian world ruler. Really, it doesn't become you; can't you just rip his liver out or something instead?
(Nothing personal, Coltrane; I just hate to see a lizard cry.)
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I'm a Compassionate Conspirator, a uniter, not a de-liverer.
And I'm patient. I'm really just looking forward to feasting on the blood of his children. I figure with him and Sequels, I've got a two, three year wait at most. Then I'm on the gravy train.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-24-2004, 03:36 PM
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#2093
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Registered User
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If he sent flowers, he might get somewhere.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 03:38 PM
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#2094
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by bill killer
This is not really the kind of carping I would expect from a reptilian world ruler. Really, it doesn't become you; can't you just rip his liver out or something instead?
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He's really changed. Last August we sent him to Sepulpa, Ok. to handle a murder trial. Since coming back it's like he doesn't want to be around people; just stays in his office with the door closed, and snaps at people who try to go in. Just last week he fired a secretary who walked in.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-24-2004, 03:39 PM
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#2095
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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wasn't that supposed to look like @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- ?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-24-2004, 03:40 PM
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#2096
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
wasn't that supposed to look like @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- @ -'-,-- ?
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Is that a daisy chain?
And, Hank, S apulpa. |
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06-24-2004, 03:42 PM
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#2097
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He's really changed. Last August we sent him to Sepulpa, Ok. to handle a murder trial. Since coming back it's like he doesn't want to be around people; just stays in his office with the door closed, and snaps at people who try to go in. Just last week he fired a secretary who walked in.
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Swoosh.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-24-2004, 03:46 PM
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#2098
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, Hank, Sapulpa.
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what part of Oklahoma your folks from? Me I'm from Bow Legsborn and bred. I'm lucky to be a lawyer, it's be too much to have asked the good lord to let me spell properly too.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-24-2004, 03:48 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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jobs boom
New area to practice - professional athlete attorney spokesperson. Everyone needs one now. Look, 3 lawyers in one article.
Tim Montgomery testified last year that he used human growth hormone and an undetectable steroid, and that the man at the center of a Bay Area steroid scandal told him he supplied Barry Bonds with performance-enhancing drugs, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.
The Chronicle did not say how it obtained the information. It is illegal to give grand jury testimony to the media. (Then how does this stuff get out?)
His lawyer, Cristina Arguedas, lashed out at the leak of his secret testimony.
“I have reason to have serious doubts about the accuracy of all that,” Bonds’ attorney, Michael Rains, told the Chronicle.
Collins, the 2003 world indoor champion at 200 meters and potential medalist in the Athens Games, also was notified USADA would seek to ban her for life, according to her lawyer, Brian Getz. He said he plans to appeal.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5279738/
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-24-2004, 03:50 PM
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#2100
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what part of Oklahoma your folks from? Me I'm from Bow Legsborn and bred. I'm lucky to be a lawyer, it's be too much to have asked the good lord to let me spell properly too.
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Panhandle, baby. |
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