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Replaced_Texan · 03-07-2005, 12:34 PM

Anything of interest happen while I was gone?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-07-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

On the minus side, I have no idea from this exchange whether or not sunny is hot.

Of course she's hot. Paigow's the chubby anorexic one. Or did I not get last week's lesson right?

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-07-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hate to even fucking answer this but no fucking wonder you're such a miserable person. You can turn anything into a fucking negative. I asked him if he read the cake, he said yes, I asked him if he noticed anything strange, he said no, i told him what it said, and we all had a good laugh and he made me take pictures of it before it was cut and freeze the part with the writing because he thought it was so funny. THe fact that you read all that fucking nagging into a 2 second exchange is just incredible.

Are you really this stupid? I find it incredible that you can't see that I know exactly how to get under your skin, you colossal asspop.

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'd slit my wrists if I had to put up with your shit on a daily basis.

I'd hand you the blade.

But the funniest thing is that you took a throwaway response by me and allowed me to build it up in such a way that it enabled me to make you look like a complete fool. Not only that, you're actually worked up about it. You're the best poster ever!

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
When you care about someone helping them out by running an errand isn't a fucking big deal. He was running out to do something else and I asked him if he'd mind picking up the cake and for someone who was getting a party thrown for him and for whom I'd had to buy enough alcohol to fill a goddamn store for his friends, the "labo" and "time expense" of picking up a cake was the deal of the century. ASS

The fact that you find the need to explain yourself like this shows me that I wasn't that far off the mark. I don't really give a fuck if he worked in the bakery that made the cake. But it's funny to watch you explain to me that him picking up his own cake for his own party is "the deal of the century." (Well, that, and you used the term "labo" you dim-wit.)

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-07-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
You can top the SS man. Bring your horse in and put him/her on the soccer field and bring treats and let the kids feed the horse and pet him/her. I did that for one of my old student's show and tell day and it was a big success.

I heard the guy from the glue factory was an even bigger hit the following week (that is, only until the man who makes the dog food came in).

TM

spookyfish · 03-07-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anything of interest happen while I was gone?

No.

You may thank me later.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-07-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he's just jealous no one is throwing a party for him and his alcoholic friends.

My alcoholic friends don't like cake.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-07-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

And I prefer camel Lights or Parliaments.

Parliaments are the Tag Heuer of smokes.

They're what all of the wannabe hep cats smoked in the mid-90s.

spookyfish · 03-07-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My alcoholic friends don't like cake.

TM

What about one of these?

Sparklehorse · 03-07-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But the funniest thing is that you took a throwaway response by me and allowed me to build it up in such a way that it enabled me to make you look like a complete fool. Not only that, you're actually worked up about it. You're the best poster ever!

...(Well, that, and you used the term "labo" you dim-wit.)

TM

When I saw her post, I imagined that you were going to point out that she actually managed to find someone as dumb as her. Your response was much more original.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-07-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Fuck you. I was in the kitchen cooking for his party

Of course you were. A dish like this takes time.

Not Bob · 03-07-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you are serious, I wish you were my dad.

Great. Now my daughter will be jealous of you, too.

mmm3587 · 03-07-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I mean, come on!! How am I supposed to follow that?!?

"I make seven times what that kid's dad does. You might not understand right now why that is so great, but you will someday."

Hank Chinaski · 03-07-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So as part of my son's social studies curriculum, each kid is having a representative (or representatives) of his or her family come it to talk about something. It can be anything really; your family's hobbies, family history, your job, whatever.

So, it's my turn this Friday, and of course I have the problem that any of us would have -- namely, our jobs are lame and boring, and kindergardeners could not care less about what lawyers do --but I have an additional hurdle: last week's visitor.

Last week's person was the father of a girl in the class. He's a secret service agent. So, not only did he show them his gun, the baton thing that shoots out of a handle, the handcuffs, the microphone-up-the-sleeve, and a bunch of other gadgets, but he gave them all presidential trading cards, stickers, little "Big Apple - Secret Service" badges (my son wore his all weekend) and a signed photo of GWB. But that's not all!!! He led the kids downstairs, where there was a bevy of secret service agents guarding the presidential limousine. The street had been closed off, and all the kids got to go through the limousine.

I mean, come on!! How am I supposed to follow that?!?

I work in a bank, so my only hope is to hand out $100 bills and tell them how we play Liar's Poker all day long. And then take them to Hawaii on a private jet that I have waiting on the street outside.

Pick up a few of the kid's journals and edit the shit out of the entries. Do it at the teacher's desk, and make sarcastic comments on the style. Pick the kids everyone makes fun of anyway, and the others will think it's great fun.

spookyfish · 03-07-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

To dtb:
Pick up a few of the kid's journals and edit the shit out of the entries. Do it at the teacher's desk, and make sarcastic comments on the style. Pick the kids everyone makes fun of anyway, and the others will think it's great fun.

Is this a belated response to a past "nerve hit"?

Gattigap · 03-07-2005, 01:07 PM

Wasn't so long ago that the only way to obtain, say, a Cubs baseball cap was to wander within 200 yards of Wrigley. These days, you're supposed to be able to wander into a goddamned Foot Locker in Bangor, Maine and buy an autographed copy of Sammy Sosa's jock, if that happens to be your interest. Or so goes the theory.

Somewhat improbably, I now have reason to buy a Detroit Tigers cap. I have read elsewhere that they're apparently an honest-to-God major league baseball team. Notwithstanding this membership and status, it appears that Los Angeles retailers share this assessment of probability, and have chosen not to stock such merchandise, though for some reason I can buy all the Twins, Cardinals, and Reds caps I want. Fuckers.

Hank, I'm tempted to blame you for this. Clearly, something needs to be done to improve the Tigers' fortunes. Can't you pull a Costanza and get a job with Ilitch or something?