Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe less was right about you.

TM

Hey. its an homage to the concept of bothering people until they show you their tits. NTTAWWT.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Huh. You were funnier when you were gay.

I dressed better, too. I wore a point collar today thinking that it was a spread collar, which is the only appropriate collar for my current outfit. I am an idiot. An idiot! I might as well walk around the office with Cheese Whiz stains from my noontime cheesesteak on my tie.

Anyhoo, what were you saying? I have such a hard time focusing on your posts. I try, because I've heard about how hilarious and erudite and wry you are. I love that type of humor! I don't always get it, but I laugh anyway. Sometimes I laugh harder the less I get it! Ha ha! Anyhoo, thanks for the response!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you telling me that you wouldn't, just for the fun of it, try and ditch 'em in whatever expensive car you'd be driving? I'd do it once or twice just for kicks.

You could jump out of the car, go off road and bait them into running after you. It would be much more enjoyable to watch them all keel over after trying in vain to keep up with one so swift.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I dressed better, too. I wore a point collar today thinking that it was a spread collar, which is the only appropriate collar for my current outfit. I am an idiot. An idiot! I might as well walk around the office with Cheese Whiz stains from my noontime cheesesteak on my tie.

Anyhoo, what were you saying? I have such a hard time focusing on your posts. I try, because I've heard about how hilarious and erudite and wry you are. I love that type of humor! I don't always get it, but I laugh anyway. Sometimes I laugh harder the less I get it! Ha ha! Anyhoo, thanks for the response!

You can't be a straight snippy bitch. Make up your mind. You're becoming the Andy Dick of the boards.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you telling me that you wouldn't, just for the fun of it, try and ditch 'em in whatever expensive car you'd be driving? I'd do it once or twice just for kicks.

Maybe in an Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop, wait at a stop light and go when it just turns red, kind of way.

In generic white guy voice: "Is this the man who disabled a police cruiser by putting a banana in the tailpipe?"

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you know what life is worth
You would look for yours on earth

Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost
along the way
In this bright future you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say

[greatwhitenorthchick]

It's like we magically came to life and jumped off this board and were overheard in NY:

#1:
Lady #1: Look at all these kids! I feel so old...I can't date in this city any more.
Lady #2: Are you kidding? Listen, honey, let me tell you...I just finished my starter marriage, and I've been dating like crazy!

--6 train


Overheard by: BBW

#2:

Girl #1: Look at my new ring! Isn't it shiny and big?
Girl #2: Omigod. When did you get it?
Girl #1: Yesterday, my manlover gave it to me.
Girl #2: "Manlover"?
Girl #1: Yeah, he's not a boy or my friend, hence manlover.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Olivia Newton-John, not so innocent?




Why am I suspicious, you ask?

1. The 8-year age difference between the two. (Newton-John is 52.) Clearly the relationship was doomed.

Is this new math? If he is 48, then is he lying?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's like we magically came to life

I would very much like to magically come to life. I think it may happen soon, when I walk out through the front door of this misery mill.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Olivia Newton-John, not so innocent?




Why am I suspicious, you ask?

1. The 8-year age difference between the two. (Newton-John is 52.) Clearly the relationship was doomed.

2. Her reluctance to call the man her "boyfriend." See 1 re: doomedness.

3. The split infinitive --- a sure sign of guilt in someone pleading for the safe return of a loved one.

Wait a sec. Now, math is not my spesh-ee-ality or anything (b/c, as we all know, math is hard), but doesn't the article say the guy is 48? Do years of difference double at some point?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have to be gay, black or Jewish to be funny.

ETA: unless you are a woman. Then you can be the above and you still won't be funny.

Ooooh, burn on women.

Gosh. RP, GWINK and I are three lucky ladies, I tell you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I try, because I've heard about how hilarious and erudite and wry you are.

I think you mean "rye".

(a common mistake -- don't beat yourself up about it or anything)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
I think you mean "rye".

(a common mistake -- don't beat yourself up about it or anything)

Nice use of Canadian/English punctuation on National Punctuation Day. Maybe the name of the day should be changed to International Punctuation Day. Hooray!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
I would very much like to magically come to life. I think it may happen soon, when I walk out through the front door of this misery mill.

I have a great cure for the job blues - punch "Bill Hicks" into google and start reading.

Excuse me... I have to step outside and shoot myself in the head.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice use of Canadian/English punctuation on National Punctuation Day. Maybe the name of the day should be changed to International Punctuation Day. Hooray!

Well, Spanky is being all international and shit over on the other place, so I wanted to join in the fun!