Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

Originally posted by tmdiva
Chehalis?!?!? That alone would be indication enough that this is not for real.

tm

Well, I called Joe Chytil and he confirmed that Chehalis is only three miles from downtown Mxlplzixk. Haven't you ever been to Napavine? It's where that big depot is.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Well, I called Joe Chytil and he confirmed that Chehalis is only three miles from downtown Mxlplzixk. Haven't you ever been to Napavine? It's where that big depot is.

Chehalis is the second largest city in Lewis County. I couldn't find Mxlplzixk on the map, but it is probably a small hamlet with a blinking red light and dilapidated gas pump at the crossroads.

The bustling metropolis of Chehalis.

There was nothing in the the Chronicle on Moranis' unfortunate accident. Maybe they are still typing up the article before making copies on the ditto machine.

[Not Bob]

Because I know you all care what I think...

Weed, the screaming alien baby from the Weekly World News is too disturbing. I miss the soccer hooligan's tattooed (is that how to spell it?) back.

Barely, the weird chick from the faux reality show is also disturbing. Maybe you could go back to Clay?

TM, Spooky, Wonk, str8, etc. -- the anime avatars are past their sell-by date. Plus, I get them mixed up.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Because I know you all care what I think...

Weed, the screaming alien baby from the Weekly World News is too disturbing. I miss the soccer hooligan's tattooed (is that how to spell it?) back.

Barely, the weird chick from the faux reality show is also disturbing. Maybe you could go back to Clay?

TM, Spooky, Wonk, str8, etc. -- the anime avatars are past their sell-by date. Plus, I get them mixed up.

What, and Michael Landon is perfectly acceptable?

[Alex_de_Large]

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Because I know you all care what I think...

Weed, the screaming alien baby from the Weekly World News is too disturbing. I miss the soccer hooligan's tattooed (is that how to spell it?) back.

Barely, the weird chick from the faux reality show is also disturbing. Maybe you could go back to Clay?

TM, Spooky, Wonk, str8, etc. -- the anime avatars are past their sell-by date. Plus, I get them mixed up.

um....Paigow?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Chehalis?!?!? That alone would be indication enough that this is not for real.

tm

I found this part a little suspicious:

"Deputy Sheriff Arthur E. Roswell, who conducted series of tests at mile post 63, scene of the accident, in an effort to better understand the baffling death, clung to a pole six feet from the railroad tracks while a train rushed by in similated circumstances. Roswell said that even had Moranis stepped from the tracks, he would have been sucked under the wheels of the 'monster' if he had been that close to the engine.

'That's the most terrifying experience I ve ever had,' said Roswell. 'That train loomed out of the dark in an overpowering manner. It towered upon the spot as it roared down upon me, and I believe no man could have hung onto that post with the suction that was caused by the air currents.'"

Why would they be conducting tests? What does hanging on to the pole have to do with the Moranis facts? And why would they send the dumbass deputy as a guinea* pig to be sucked under the train? Bilmore?

*Note to Hank - this is not intended to be a slur

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Or: You're a mean one, Atticus Grinch.

He just has a good memory, or maybe re-reads old threads in his spare time. In the first telling it was powdered sugar, I think.

Then, as now, I would only say that the heart wants what the heart wants, etc

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
TM, Spooky, Wonk, str8, etc. -- the anime avatars are past their sell-by date. Plus, I get them mixed up.

Only because I'm bored with it too.

Monsieur Assclam.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What, and Michael Landon is perfectly acceptable?

James Garner. And I'll have you know that the chicks dig Rockford, btw.

But thanks for reminding me about your avatar. Change it. Even the much-derided claymation Dennis Rodman from "Celebrity Death Match" is better than whatever it is you have now.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
um....Paigow?

No, her avatar is fine.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Not Bob
James Garner. And I'll have you know that the chicks dig Rockford, btw.

But thanks for reminding me about your avatar. Change it. Even the much-derided claymation Dennis Rodman from "Celebrity Death Match" is better than whatever it is you have now.

"Bad-Ass" doesn't really work on you, Maverick.

And butterface Jamie stays until she gets kicked off Superstar!

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Chehalis is the second largest city in Lewis County. I couldn't find Mxlplzixk on the map, but it is probably a small hamlet with a blinking red light and dilapidated gas pump at the crossroads.

The bustling metropolis of Chehalis.

There was nothing in the the Chronicle on Moranis' unfortunate accident. Maybe they are still typing up the article before making copies on the ditto machine.

Nothing on Snopes yet, but this whole thing is clearly BS. Apparently this is being searched on google frequently, and the Internet Movie Database still lists him as very much alive and working on the Animated Adventures of Bob and Doug MacKenzie...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nothing on Snopes yet, but this whole thing is clearly BS. Apparently this is being searched on google frequently, and the Internet Movie Database still lists him as very much alive and working on the Animated Adventures of Bob and Doug MacKenzie...

I will assume he is alive until I am supplied with a cnn link report of his death (and not a fake one a la Dave Matthews). Nice attempt to ruin my day, AdL.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
James Garner. And I'll have you know that the chicks dig Rockford, btw.

looks more like Landon than Garner, my bad. Touched by an angel indeed...