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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. And she's 6 mos pregnant or something like that.

ABBA, let's go to LA and converge on Shannon Elizabeth.

My flight gets in at 5. See you soon. Commando.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You cut me.

I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to stay
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to stay
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go

You forgot smilies.

Geezuz.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to stay
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go

I just realized that the song is about make up sex. What an insight. And I haven't even dropped acid.

You know, it was only in the past year that I actually paid attention to the lyrics of "Whole Lotta Love," and I was SHOCKED, I tell you, shocked. How graphic! And it was playing on the radio in the middle of a Sunday afternoon.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Regardless, please do post here when you get audited.

Of course. What could be more exciting!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Of course. What could be more exciting!

Your mere presence on the other side of the desk, receipts in hand, innocently perplexed expression on your face, would surely bring a little excitement into an auditor's life.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your mere presence on the other side of the desk, receipts in hand, innocently perplexed expression on your face, would surely bring a little excitement into an auditor's life.

Maybe it will degrade into that famous auditor-auditee porno that everyone always talks about.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it will degrade into that famous auditor-auditee porno that everyone always talks about.

Be sure to wear your Sharon Stone/BASIC INSTINCT dress. Commando, of course.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it will degrade into that famous auditor-auditee porno that everyone always talks about.

Talks about? Obviously, you've never been inside Sidd's Home Theater Extravaganza and seen what's been captured on code and film.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it will degrade into that famous auditor-auditee porno that everyone always talks about.

My favorite part is when I, I mean the auditor, puts down her pen (heh heh), takes off her glasses, and shakes her hair out of the chignon.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My favorite part is when I, I mean the auditor, puts down her pen (heh heh), takes off her glasses, and shakes her hair out of the chignon.

Fringey's response:

Mmmmmmmmm..filet chignon.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it will degrade into that famous auditor-auditee porno that everyone always talks about.

Well, just understand that most auditors don't look like that actor, most auditors look like TaxWonk.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fringey's response:

Mmmmmmmmm..filet chignon.

actually this is an exception for her- with an audit her response would be mmmmmm IRS code

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You cut me.

You forgot, "You cut me deep, Shrek."

On a somewhat related note (you WERE, after all, talking to Coltrane...), there's a youngun' here on the desk who reminds me of Stifler (he looks a little like him, but it's more his demeanor). Well, when I mentioned it to another junior-type guy (I said, "Hey ___, doesn't ____ remind you of Stifler?"), he cracked up and announced it. I was worried that Stifler would be a little insulted, but au contraire. He tells everyone that didn't hear the announcement that I nicknamed him Stifler.

You know, I forget his real name.

[Gattigap]

Slate has a new article on the new genre of online, massively multiplayer games, like World of Warcraft and City of Hereoes. The author lauds them because (unlike previous games) these allow even casual gamers to enjoy them without effectively being forced to participate for 52 straight hour campaigns.

Money quote:

• Many gamers, though, don't avoid multiplayer online games because the quests are too difficult. They avoid them because the quests are too nerdy; it's hard to brag on your Nerve ad that you spend 20 hours a week playacting as a Night Elf. Enter City of Heroes. The game's central conceit—superheroes—is, admittedly, still a bit geeky, but it's nowhere near the hail-fellow-well-met medievalist vibe of World of Warcraft and EverQuest. Your character is a superhero who patrols the Metropolis-like Paragon City. You don't need to perform regular repairs on your body-armor, buy potions, or learn a "trade" so you can manufacture goods. You just sign up and start kicking butt.

Whew! Thank God we don't have that problem here.

Shapey tells me that he's able to boast in his Nerve ad about his ShapeShafters. Sure, it may not provoke the kind of responses he wants, but at least he gets attention.