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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean the husband wishes he got all that male attention? I'd say thats more than jealousy. He's jealous of how she fills out a dress?

arghhh. Ok - I believe that what he meant was that if the already-predisposed-to-jealousy husband buys the fake tits, he thinks he can exert some control over his wife's behavior (hi NotBob!) vis-a-vis the tits (not normal spousal behavior, like it is normal for him to expect that she wouldn't strip for every guy she sees) - but instead i.e. like the way she dresses, whereas if he hadn't paid for the tits, he wouldn't feel that he could bring that extra element of control to the relationship.

Am I having trouble expressing myself? Are the doctor and I the only people that understand this point?

eta RT said it way better

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
You aren't even trying.

Like the filthy homeless guy on the street corner begging for change, you aren't worth my time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's as simple as he thinks that since he paid for them, he should have some control over them.

Anyone that foolish deserves to separated from $7,000.00 and dumped swiftly. Evolution demands nothing less.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's as simple as he thinks that since he paid for them, he should have some control over them.

So maybe it's good to get them as a gift, so there will be no strings attached.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not being silly. I just never looked at it that way. I think we have a disagreement about what sharing your tits means.

What the doctor meant, Mr. Obtuse, was that men who buy their wives' tits sometimes get control-freaky about the way she dresses in public etc. i.e, how she displays them. It can exacerbate jealousy issues.

I have an aquaintance whose wife (a stay at home mom) had liposuction a few years ago. After their second kid, she dieted and exercised, and was in great shape, but was very unhappy about a certain body part. She starved herself to get rid of the fat on it, and it stayed (good genes, I guess) -- even though her face looked shrunken and shriveled.

Anyhow, she consulted a plastic surgeon, went on a normal diet to get her face back, and talked her husband into getting her the lipo. The two of them had problems almost immediately -- she started going out without him, and then moved out a few months later. I think they *must* have had issues before the lipo, but it was like the new her was the straw that broke the camel's back.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Like the filthy homeless guy on the street corner begging for change, you aren't worth my time.

would've been better if you said "my dime."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck no. I like her looking like a sexpot in public. You don't own that shit. You rent it. And if you fuck up, you lose it.

Unless you have a special skill like MR.

MR's skill is not as rare/special as he thinks it is.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I have an aquaintance whose wife (a stay at home mom) had liposuction a few years ago. After their second kid, she dieted and exercised, and was in great shape, but was very unhappy about a certain body part. She starved herself to get rid of the fat on it, and it stayed (good genes, I guess) -- even though her face looked shrunken and shriveled.

Anyhow, she consulted a plastic surgeon, went on a normal diet to get her face back, and talked her husband into getting her the lipo. The two of them had problems almost immediately -- she started going out without him, and then moved out a few months later. I think they *must* have had issues before the lipo, but it was like the new her was the straw that broke the camel's back.

This is why I have no pity on my guy friends who go to seed, get fat and think they can keep a hot gf, only to lose her to an attractive put together cat. You can't expect to keep a hottie if you like a 100 miles of bad road. If you see her working out like crazy and looking hotter, hit the gym, and start doing something to get her off more often.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean the husband wishes he got all that male attention? I'd say thats more than jealousy. He's jealous of how she fills out a dress?

You know, when OJ slaughtered Nicole, he cut out her funbags

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
MR's skill is not as rare/special as he thinks it is.

I don't see any competitors...

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
For 666 it might be better to space it out and hit it on Halloween.

This is my favorite Hank post ever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not being silly. I just never looked at it that way. I think we have a disagreement about what sharing your tits means.

That's why I asked you for your definition.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What the doctor meant, Mr. Obtuse, was that men who buy their wives' tits sometimes get control-freaky about the way she dresses in public etc. i.e, how she displays them. It can exacerbate jealousy issues.

Thank you, Ms. Acute. That makes sense, although, like everything, there has to be a line. My guess is that issues probably arise almost as often because women who never got attention because of their breasts went a little overboard with showing them off, drawing welcomed attention from her perspective and not so welcomed from his. So, is there a line? I would argue there's one without even bringing implants into the discussion.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, when OJ slaughtered Nicole, he cut out her funbags

Shit. Time to google.

Thanks. Now I have my "random fact to regale everyone with" at XMas dinner.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't see any competitors...

I could introduce you to a couple.

ETA I didn't think you were into that, especially from guys, but hey. Actually I don't know how open they would be to doing it to a guy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is my favorite Hank post ever.

Every now and then, even the monkeys type Shakesdfadspfkj.