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09-15-2005, 06:54 PM
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#226
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Gift certificates for a babyjesus tat.
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This cracks me up, seeing as how I place lick-and-stick tattoos on them each time I babysit. For example, a sun on the small of their little backs, just like Aunt ABBAKiss.
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09-15-2005, 06:56 PM
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#227
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am soliciting suggestions for baptism gifts for my identical twin nieces. I am their brother's godmother but just their aunt. Thoughts? I was thinking little charm bracelets they can add to but I am having trouble finding these.
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
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I am confused by the celibacy and the breakup/sluttiest thing. Did you break up with him because you were not having the sex anymore? Or was the celibacy thing just a moment of panic after a post breakup dry spell in which your upstairs neighbor appeared to be getting more action than you?
You really are a tease, missy.
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09-15-2005, 06:58 PM
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#228
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am soliciting suggestions for baptism gifts for my identical twin nieces. I am their brother's godmother but just their aunt. Thoughts? I was thinking little charm bracelets they can add to but I am having trouble finding these.
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
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Try here.
I was told to go to a Christian Book Store and just find something the last time I had to do it. Baby's first Bible is always a hit. The statuettes, not so much.
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09-15-2005, 06:59 PM
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#229
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Try here.
I was told to go to a Christian Book Store and just find something the last time I had to do it. Baby's first Bible is always a hit. The statuettes, not so much.
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The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.
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09-15-2005, 07:01 PM
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#230
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am confused by the celibacy and the breakup/sluttiest thing. Did you break up with him because you were not having the sex anymore? Or was the celibacy thing just a moment of panic after a post breakup dry spell in which your upstairs neighbor appeared to be getting more action than you?
You really are a tease, missy.
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The breakup is a result of someone not being smart about his health and not listening to my genuine concern.
The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.
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09-15-2005, 07:02 PM
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#231
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Gifts for Future Sluts
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LessinSF
Three weeks after I visit Minneapolis/St.Paul?!?! Bitch.
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Look at the bright side - her yearning for you is what broke them up.
[or maybe it was his amputated leg. whatever]
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09-15-2005, 07:02 PM
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#232
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.
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And it's actually crappy advice. I almost started crying in that place. There's so much pressure and oppression. There are a lot of really hateful books, considering it's a Christian bookstore and all.
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09-15-2005, 07:02 PM
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#233
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.
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Really? I always wondered who went into those places. Now I can see there's money to be made. Maybe I can find space in an outlet mall somewhere.
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09-15-2005, 07:03 PM
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#234
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The breakup is a result of someone not being smart about his health and not listening to my genuine concern.
The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.
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He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?
Care to take a vacation to LA?
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09-15-2005, 07:10 PM
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#235
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
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Did he say something mean in Vegas?
TM
[ eta: crap.]
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 09-15-2005 at 07:18 PM..
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09-15-2005, 07:11 PM
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#236
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?
Care to take a vacation to LA?
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How will you take it if MM boots you out of the room for alone time with ABBA?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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09-15-2005, 07:12 PM
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#237
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Baptism Gifts
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How will you take it if MM boots you out of the room for alone time with ABBA?
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MM is only invited to watch unless ABBA and I both approve his participation.
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09-15-2005, 07:14 PM
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#238
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?
Care to take a vacation to LA?
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Yes. I would love to come visit. I am not a nag. That said, I do have great TITS.
Together we would be prettiest and slutiest! Or at least back-in-the-running for slutiest.
I have been out of the loop - what's all this about Vegas? How far back must I scroll? Did anyone get married? If you did it will last exactly five years.
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09-15-2005, 07:15 PM
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#239
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
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Properly marketed, this might be NWA's ticket out of bankruptcy.
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09-15-2005, 07:16 PM
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#240
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Baptism Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?
Care to take a vacation to LA?
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Halloween is San Francisco's quasi-religious holiday.
Northwest Airlines 369
Fri, Oct 28
2:30pm Depart Minneapolis/St. Paul (MSP)
4:27pm Arrive San Francisco (SFO)
Northwest Airlines 362
Mon, Oct 31
12:45am Depart San Francisco (SFO)
6:09am Arrive Minneapolis/St. Paul (MSP)
http://res.nwa.com/App/SelectSchedSl...&requestId=366
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