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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Thanks! I probably won't run it again. At least I won't go out thinking I'm going to set any personal records. Chicago is too flat to train for Boston. It needs to pony up for a tit job.

Congratulations, Coltrane. Sorry to hear about the unseasonable weather.

I'll have to see how the Dallas contingent that I know fared (I know at least 3 people who ran it this year, one of them runs it every year). I'm sure they didn't like the hills much, but I wonder if 80-something degrees would phase them as much since they are used to running in the Dallas heat. Texas has some seriously fucked up endurance events. Like the Hotter N Hell 100 bike race in held in Wichita Falls in late August. Crazy.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
You need to flesh this part out a little more.

No biggie. They just wanted to play with the meds.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I guess I focused too much on your apparent misinterpretation of my post as an insult to you, on what seemed to be an unusually bitter response to ltl (I had temporarily forgotten about the acrimonious history there), and on the less-subtle-than-usual use of sarcasm (e.g., how "embarrassed " you claimed to be in your earlier post; see also "posting through your tears," above). I'll chalk it up to post-hospitalization cloudiness.

You neglected to ask about his hospitalization AND to express sympathy for him AND to say that really anything you said that might have been the least bit negative is immediately and completely rescinded. What kind of horrible uncaring person are you?

Frankly, my post should be interpreted as a compliment in light of the hospitalization. How many men of his age, cloudy and weak from an extended hospital stay (for mysterious, undisclosable reasons; apparently it is all good to describe how he feels now in some detail, but what he was in there for cannot be revealed -- wait! unless you ask!) would be able to wank so many times, expelling so much splooge, that he obscured an entire board? Impressive, I say.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How long did it take? that night? next day?

That night would have been okay, but I would have had to have been on bottom.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I guess I focused too much on your apparent misinterpretation of my post as an insult to you, on what seemed to be an unusually bitter response to ltl (I had temporarily forgotten about the acrimonious history there), and on the less-subtle-than-usual use of sarcasm (e.g., how "embarrassed " you claimed to be in your earlier post; see also "posting through your tears," above). I'll chalk it up to post-hospitalization cloudiness.

I didn't think you were insulting me. I was just having fun. Besides, as I look back upon my life, I realize that I have been far too quick to dismiss assclams. After all, assclams are people too.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
No biggie. They just wanted to play with the meds.

As do we all.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That night would have been okay, but I would have had to have been on bottom.

It sounds as though you did not actually have the sex that night. Is Sequels withholding sex for some reason? Or was she just not there? What about a lap dance -- would you have been up for a very intense lap dance?

Um paigow please PM me (or post, whichever) and let me know why we care.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by taxwonk
No biggie. They just wanted to play with the meds.

You jerk, you are supposed to tell us when you are not well, how else are we supposed to fret over your well being? Hmm? Hmm?

Don't be so selfish.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
[A]ssclams are people too.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I guess I focused too much on your apparent misinterpretation of my post as an insult to you, on what seemed to be an unusually bitter response to ltl (I had temporarily forgotten about the acrimonious history there), and on the less-subtle-than-usual use of sarcasm (e.g., how "embarrassed " you claimed to be in your earlier post; see also "posting through your tears," above). I'll chalk it up to post-hospitalization cloudiness.

Yeah, but what happens when judges mistake it all for sincerity? That can be off-putting.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That night would have been okay, but I would have had to have been on bottom.

ah interesting. i find that after heavy physical iactivity, and probaly my biggest was the bagging of Mt Katahdin at the top of the AT, I would probably be aroused from all that physical intensity. but i would probalby have to be on bottom too. but then yoga turns me on so go figure

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It sounds as though you did not actually have the sex that night. Is Sequels withholding sex for some reason? Or was she just not there? What about a lap dance -- would you have been up for a very intense lap dance?

Um paigow please PM me (or post, whichever) and let me know why we care.

Well, I know that I am interested for scientific reasosn., WHat are the boundaries of the male libido? As for you, all I can guess is that you are dreaming bc you will never be anything more to Coltrane than the dried out crusts of a Pizza Hut Personal Pizza.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When? Right after? Not a chance.

Should have cut your losses and stopped in Wellesley.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
ah interesting. i find that after heavy physical iactivity, and probaly my biggest was the bagging of Mt Katahdin at the top of the AT, I would probably be aroused from all that physical intensity. but i would probalby have to be on bottom too. but then yoga turns me on so go figure

ah, yes. now I understand why I always feel a bit randy after 15 minutes on the elliptical machine.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, I know that I am interested for scientific reasosn., WHat are the boundaries of the male libido? As for you, all I can guess is that you are dreaming bc you will never be anything more to Coltrane than the dried out crusts of a Pizza Hut Personal Pizza.

Do you think dried out crusts of a Pizza Hut Personal Pizza could be used as a dildo in an emergency situation?