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04-21-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you think dried out crusts of a Pizza Hut Personal Pizza could be used as a dildo in an emergency situation?

Why? Did your shape shafter get lost up your cooter again?

taxwonk · 04-21-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
You jerk, you are supposed to tell us when you are not well, how else are we supposed to fret over your well being? Hmm? Hmm?

Don't be so selfish.

It was really no big deal. Besides, I didn't want to say anything so I could deprive Fringey the joy of gloating.

ltl/fb · 04-21-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why? Did your shape shafter get lost up your cooter again?

Not cooter, no.

taxwonk · 04-21-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You say that like it's a bad thing.

On the contrary. They make people like me look good. Well...almost, anyway.

04-21-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
On the contrary. They make people like me look good. Well...almost, anyway.

chunkstyle whifferbutter on rye

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It sounds as though you did not actually have the sex that night. Is Sequels withholding sex for some reason? Or was she just not there? What about a lap dance -- would you have been up for a very intense lap dance?

Um paigow please PM me (or post, whichever) and let me know why we care.

A lap dance would have been (and still would be) extremely painful.

And I meant I was capable that night. I didn't say that I wanted to do it.

I'd like to add that, being the idiot male that I am, I sped up considerably when passing the Wellesley girls, who are notoriously loud. It's impossible NOT to speed up. Every male starts flying and slapping the girls' hands. It was warm and the girls were "lightly" clothed and bent over the barrier. That segment of the course almost killed me. It was wonderful.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Should have cut your losses and stopped in Wellesley.

See my previous post.

I would have set the world record had the entire course been lined with them.

taxwonk · 04-21-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
chunkstyle whifferbutter on rye

I don't think so, ugly-man fucker wannabe.

Berry Hunter · 04-21-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you think dried out crusts of a Pizza Hut Personal Pizza could be used as a dildo in an emergency situation?

If answered in essay form with diagrams, this could be a question on the application form for MTV's upcoming "I Want To Be An Anally DP'd Lesbian Porn Star" reality show.

ltl/fb · 04-21-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A lap dance would have been (and still would be) extremely painful.

And I meant I was capable that night. I didn't say that I wanted to do it.

Well I sure hope you feel better real soon now. When you feel better, if you could get back to me on the question of anal penetration (pegging, I guess, though does a strap-on have to be involved for it to be pegging?) with makeshift dildos?

If you could answer positively just so I can lord it over paigow that I am indeed useful and possibly even desirable to you, that would be fantastic. Just fabulous. Thanks.

04-21-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well I sure hope you feel better real soon now. When you feel better, if you could get back to me on the question of anal penetration (pegging, I guess, though does a strap-on have to be involved for it to be pegging?) with makeshift dildos?

If you could answer positively just so I can lord it over paigow that I am indeed useful and possibly even desirable to you, that would be fantastic. Just fabulous. Thanks.

bitch please. did you NOT just to see his post about jogging by the lightly clothed Wellesley girls? You arent even in the same shopping mall take out concourse.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
bitch please. did you NOT just to see his post about jogging by the lightly clothed Wellesley girls? You arent even in the same shopping mall take out concourse.

You make it sound like I was the only guy who enjoyed the experience. By the end of the "Wellesley Tunnel" every female runner wanted to screw those girls too.

str8outavannuys · 04-21-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Berry Hunter
If answered in essay form with diagrams, this could be a question on the application form for MTV's upcoming "I Want To Be An Anally DP'd Lesbian Porn Star" reality show.

I invented jokes about anal penetration reality shows. See my post, long long ago, about "Race to the Bottom." Which I still think would be great for the Playboy channel, or Spice, or Howard Stern's radio show, or something.

Atticus Grinch · 04-21-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I invented jokes about anal penetration reality shows. See my post, long long ago, about "Race to the Bottom." Which I still think would be great for the Playboy channel, or Spice, or Howard Stern's radio show, or something.

FYI, it came out of the focus group with the suggestion that it be rebranded "Wellesley Tunnel." Myself, I think that's too inside, no pun.

notcasesensitive · 04-21-2004, 04:36 PM

Okay, I'm considering dropping some cash on a chaise lounge for the bedroom. Main specifications are that it must be (1) leather, suede or ultrasuede and (2) not all squared-off and couchey looking (I don't want some sectional sofa type thing). I found one that I really liked the other day in a local furniture store (custom order, around $3,000) that was sort of Jetsons' mod. I've been trying to find a picture to post, but not luck so far. Only problem I had with it was that it might not fit in with the other furnishings in the room, which are more traditional. So I just found this -

What does the FB think?