Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I thought it was that universal stripper perfume that has an odor half-life of 16 months. Does their union have a deal with whoever makes that stuff?

TM

The strip club I usually go to has signs up in the bathroom saying "We encourage our employees not to wear any makeup or perfume that may unknowingly transfer to your clothing. If you suspect one of our employees is violating this policy, please inform the management."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the new post message is pretty good- assuming you didn't go to indivualized messages.

Yes, although it's kind of childish, I like that "you're the greatest poster ever and I like your tits" message. It's feel-good.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the new post message is pretty good- assuming you didn't go to indivualized messages.

Nah, it's just one message from me to the board.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, although it's kind of childish, I like that "you're the greatest poster ever and I like your tits" message. It's feel-good.

I wanted to be the first to tell you that your post really sucked.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It's interesting that when I suggest that there may sometimes be issues of sexism around the matter of strip clubs--holy crap! what an anti-joy ball-buster!--all you can really think of as a response is to demean me sexually. BTW, I've noticed you occasionally object to things you perceive as racist.

Ah. Classic switch-em-up. Never fails.

You weren't talking about strip clubs being sexist. You were talking about how a woman should react to her husband who goes to a strip club. Your problem was with the imagined double standard you seem to think is a given. But I'm not going to repeat your argument here because we all know what you said.

I don't say things like, "If my girlfriend joined a firm and turned down a mentor, I would divorce her on the spot," because things like that are stupid. Similarly, things you say are stupid.

And I don't demean you sexually, although I do think you are probably hideous (ha)*. I merely point out your flawed but fervent "cut their balls off" attitude to everything you find offensive. Those things quite often have to do with women who don't wear what you think is acceptable and the men they are linked to.

So, don't point at me when everyone is taking exception to your stupidity. It ain't my fault.

TM

* Aside from the Velma image I posted because I know how much you love being compared to her.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Makes it tough for the nice young ladies working their way through school.*

*Anybody ever buy that line? Except Mr. $28k tab, that is??

Had a law classmate who was a stripper. And she looked like a stripper, but not b/c she dressed like one. She just had that natural stripper look. Big lips, sexy, etc. She was pretty damn smart too.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Even when drunk, I am good at covering my tracks. I always stop at the 24 hour Target and use the rest room to freshen up and check for evidence. You gotta be smart to beat the system. Oh, and you gotta pay cash.

This reminds me of an incident where I was driving down the interstate at about 70 MPH holding my shirt out the window so it would "air out." Someone in that back room was wearing perfume, and I'm not sure who it was. I'd like to go back to find out, however.

No way are the facilities at a 24-hour Target sufficient to get rid of the stripperglitter. You need to high pressure spray your entire body with soapy water that is at least 140 degrees. You need a complete change of clothes because the stripperglitter gets everywhere - your bottom of your pockets, the inside of the zipper, your wallet where your money used to be. Stripperglitter is like the NYE confetti that you still find in your house in August, even though the party wasn't even at your house.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It's interesting that when I suggest that there may sometimes be issues of sexism around the matter of strip clubs--holy crap! what an anti-joy ball-buster!--all you can really think of as a response is to demean me sexually. BTW, I've noticed you occasionally object to things you perceive as racist.

I'm not saying this to pile on. Really. Despite the fact that it is Friday. But if your basis for this argument was that strip clubs are sexist (which, naturally, they are; practically by definition), you really fucked up that argument in your posts.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No way are the facilities at a 24-hour Target sufficient to get rid of the stripperglitter. You need to high pressure spray your entire body with soapy water that is at least 140 degrees. You need a complete change of clothes because the stripperglitter gets everywhere - your bottom of your pockets, the inside of the zipper, your wallet where your money used to be. Stripperglitter is like the NYE confetti that you still find in your house in August, even though the party wasn't even at your house.

Bastard. I was mentally composing the stripper glitter post when I read this. Totally accurate, though.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Those things quite often have to do with women who don't wear what you think is acceptable.

Meaning the "pants" in the relationship?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
The strip club I usually go to has signs up in the bathroom saying "We encourage our employees not to wear any makeup or perfume that may unknowingly transfer to your clothing. If you suspect one of our employees is violating this policy, please inform the management."

Notice that the sign says nothing about stripperglitter. I think there's some sort of law that requires the artists to wear it. Thanks a lot, PJ.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No way are the facilities at a 24-hour Target sufficient to get rid of the stripperglitter. You need to high pressure spray your entire body with soapy water that is at least 140 degrees. You need a complete change of clothes because the stripperglitter gets everywhere - your bottom of your pockets, the inside of the zipper, your wallet where your money used to be. Stripperglitter is like the NYE confetti that you still find in your house in August, even though the party wasn't even at your house.

See previous post re: makeup and perfume at the club I typically go to.

[Atticus Grinch]

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are mistakenly saddened. It wouldn't be more valid. It would be more listened to.

TM

Thurgreed:

Purse Junkie's mouth on Halle berry's face and bod. What do you do? A fifteen minute bang doesnt count. You would have to spend enough time with her to convince her to sleep with you.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Notice that the sign says nothing about stripperglitter. I think there's some sort of law that requires the artists to wear it. Thanks a lot, PJ.

Actually, it's the non-stripper sluts* who are usually tagging along that I really have to worry about.

*see definition provided by LessinSF