Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thank you. While I am not sure I believe a word of what you are saying, I do believe that encouraging nondrivel is the only way to save this board from a rehash of reading about proms and shit. Though I did enjoy SD post to BnB about the Brazenette's likely prom scenario. Only he can truly do justic to the mundacities of the drivel we see far too much of here.

Oh, and Hairless Consig is Slave. It is because he doesn't allow body hair to thrive on his body and bc he used to refer to himself as the Consiglierie above his avatar in some kind of bow to his own megalomaniacalness. I apologize for the possible confusion. I should never reference a metaphor with a slam. Defeats the purpose.

This post I understand. If the prior drivel was intended to encourage non-drivel, I salute you for starting this dialogue.

I figured out that HC was Slave and I figured out why you referred to him as that. Keep in mind that no matter what the two of you may say to each other publicly, the fact of the matter is that y'all fucked each other. None of us were involved (at least I wasn't involved, I can't vouch for Less) . No matter how many hours you guys put in with the loofah and sand, he probably has disco mitt stuck somewhere on his skin and you likely have scotch sweat embedded in your pores.

With that, I bid you a happy chinese food and movie this weekend.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Another weird thing about lipo, in addition to allowing NotBob's wife to leave him, is that it apparently prevents fat cells from growing back in the region where the lipo was done, so you can't really get fat there anymore. The result is that people only get fat in weird areas, like their wrists and necks and ankles.

The Enquirer ran on story on Kenny Rogers' man boobs several years ago. The development of his man-boobs was allegedly due to the liposuction he had had around his middle.

I wonder if Phil Mickelson ever had lipo?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fat cells increase or decrease, they don't multiply or go away. Lipo gets rid of the fat cell all together, and the body doesn't replace fat cells once they're gone.

I knew it was something like that. I would not want to have a really fat neck, even if my stomach and ass and thighs were notFat. Wrists, either. I would have to get all my watches rebanded.

[Anne Elk]

Next season starts filming in Austin, TX in January.

Melverne, KS was not on Bunim-Murray's short list of locations, though "some place in Montana" was.

[LessinSF]

Regarding picking up chicks - http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/

Part of the FAQ that made me snort:

Q: "Why do women do what they do (what is 'chick logic')?"

A: Chick logic is a misnomer. It is NOT logical. Chicks base their decisions about relationships on their emotional state at that time. They then justify their actions later. Essentially, they do what they want then make up a reason for doing so later.

[tootsie carrington]

Originally posted by LessinSF


A: Chick logic is a misnomer. It is NOT logical. Chicks base their decisions about [POLITICS AND GOVERNANCE] on their emotional state at that time. They then justify their actions later. Essentially, they do what they want then make up a reason for doing so later.

that's not "chick logic", that's democratic party logic.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
2.

At first I was hurt by this-then I remembered what my partner who played guitar in a bar band said: his favorite guitarist was Jimmy Page because the riffs sounded great but were actually easy to reproduce. using that as the test I can accept that you liked that one post best.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It only happens in NY and LA.

I don't get this....

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
psyhcotic l

Has this become a Paigow tribute sock?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fat cells increase or decrease, they don't multiply or go away. Lipo gets rid of the fat cell all together, and the body doesn't replace fat cells once they're gone.

Those who can do- those who can't, teach. Note, you don't hear fringe expounding about the subject.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
...expounding ...

Heh. And you got that one in without even the need to edit. Or did you edit it quickly enough to foil the edit-tracker?

[Skeks in the city]

Sebby or whoever it was that liked walking around nekid in front of the window better watch out. Showing their ass could be banned.Link

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's interesting how no matter how much of a shit you think someone is, they keep coming up with new and impressive ways to be a shit.

While others value consistency over innovation. (Hi, PLF!)

[Atticus Grinch]

Ethnic minority babies go unadopted, gender-selecting infanticide is SOP in parts of the third world, and newborns regularly get left in dumpsters in this country, but a significant amount of human love and toil is going into finding new homes for 206 rats that were set adrift in a metaphorical reed basket at the SF SPCA.

Money quotation: "Losing a rat is the hardest thing in the world.'' Rilly?

[Atticus Grinch]

Someone in Texas has vastly overestimated the sense of humor of the federal courts and Akin Gump.

http://members.cox.net/jbays1/Filed%20Christmas1.pdf {Spree: doggerel.}